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These things are the devil! One of the girls has a bowl on her desk filled with Smarties. Everytime I walk by I have to grab a roll. They are so addicting. As much as I love Halloween, I want it to be over and the candy to be gone!
You have food issues. No self control. You should be eating Dum-Dums.
Jesus Christ.
(10-24-2012, 12:16 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]You have food issues. No self control. You should be eating Dum-Dums.

I think I do have food issues.

You already ate all the Dum Dums as evidenced in most of the crap you post.
(10-24-2012, 12:21 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Jesus Christ.

Good point - what would Jesus eat?
(10-24-2012, 12:26 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]I think I do have food issues.

Welcone to Step 1-12 in the Clang's Scared Thin program.

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Was that really necessary Clang?
Will that picture haunt you every time you lust for Smarties?
If yes, you should thank him for doing you a favor imo Smiley_emoticons_wink
Clang could look a lot worse. All he needs to do is work out and lose about 30 lbs, he could probally do that in a few months if he really tried.
Shit, I could lose 10 pounds and haven't managed in 5 years. IT IS NOT THAT EASY, YOU SKINNY BITCH!
(j/k - it *is* easy, we're just too fucking lazy to do it. Skinny bitch.)
(10-24-2012, 02:08 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]Welcone to Step 1-12 in the Clang's Scared Thin program.

hah

Btw, you have a great face and comic timing. A few extra pounds, meh. I think sally's right though; you could drop it in a few months with some work if you felt like it. Just walking for an hour a day makes a big diff.


Clang, you're not nearly as big as you have been portrayed. I used to vomit whatever I ate a long time ago. Eating disorders aren't just for females & they don't always manifest in the way I just mentioned. Large people are large sometimes because of eating disorders.
My husband is about that size. When I met him he had wash board abs and then I don't know wtf happened to him over the years. I guess he's just not as determined as me to stay in shape, but he could do it if he tried. I can do without the cheeseburger, I don't know why the fuck he can't.
(10-24-2012, 12:37 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-24-2012, 12:21 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Jesus Christ.

Good point - what would Jesus eat?



He would eat Quaker cardboard cakes...or whatever the hell they're called.
*snort*
(10-24-2012, 03:14 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-24-2012, 12:37 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-24-2012, 12:21 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Jesus Christ.

Good point - what would Jesus eat?



He would eat Quaker cardboard cakes...or whatever the hell they're called.

Aw shaddup. hah
(10-24-2012, 02:18 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]Was that really necessary Clang?

Yes.

I must warn others of the dangers of overeating.

Plus I think this makes us even for you mocking me and telling me you'd chop my arms off if we happened to meet at the Double M hayride a few weeks ago.
(10-24-2012, 02:36 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Clang could look a lot worse. All he needs to do is work out and lose about 30 lbs, he could probally do that in a few months if he really tried.

My long term goal is too lose about 100 lbs. I weighed about 220 in college and I looked great, felt great, and considered myself in good shape.
(10-24-2012, 03:00 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Clang, you're not nearly as big as you have been portrayed. I used to vomit whatever I ate a long time ago. Eating disorders aren't just for females & they don't always manifest in the way I just mentioned. Large people are large sometimes because of eating disorders.

I think my overeating problems stem from growing up with four brothers. I used to be the skinniest one in the family, until I resented the fact that my brothers used to eat extra portions and there would be no leftovers for the next day so I decided to start eating extra portions too. I think if I live alone I can excercise more self control, because there will be no competing for the good food.
(10-24-2012, 02:53 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-24-2012, 02:08 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]Welcone to Step 1-12 in the Clang's Scared Thin program.

hah

Btw, you have a great face and comic timing. A few extra pounds, meh. I think sally's right though; you could drop it in a few months with some work if you felt like it. Just walking for an hour a day makes a big diff.

Or 30 minutes of sex 3 times a week.

Smiley_emoticons_smile
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