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Butthurt can be a verb -

- (v) - The act of whining when someone hurts someone else's feelings, usually by taking strides to be excessively vocal about it, mainly in public.

Butthurt is that special feeling in your ass after it's been kicked and/or fucked. It is a common ailment amongst losers on the internet. It is usually characterized by noisy whining and complaining after being pwnt or otherwise outdone in any minute and insignificant way. It was invented at least 100 years ago by Vlad the Impaler when he went crazy from living in a time without the internets. Butthurt is also a primary generator of lulz on the internets and has produced many lolcows.
I'm pretty damned butthurt that I can't figure out how to post a fucking You Tube video...

AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(11-02-2012, 12:44 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]I'm pretty damned butthurt that I can't figure out how to post a fucking You Tube video...


Click on the little tv in the right hand corner of your reply box, it will list a few things, click on youtube & paste the url of the video there, then click preview to assess it.
(11-02-2012, 12:44 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]I'm pretty damned butthurt that I can't figure out how to post a fucking You Tube video...

AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

n/m. What Duchess said and btw, you're retarded.
(11-02-2012, 12:48 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]...and btw, you're retarded.

Ouch.

My butt hurts.
The first time I ever said butthurt in front of Thing 2 he laughed his ass off. He thought it was the funniest thing.
(11-02-2012, 12:57 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-02-2012, 12:48 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]...and btw, you're retarded.

Ouch.

My butt hurts.

I'm surprised the wife don't have it in a pickling drum.
Smegma is BUTTHURT because ESAD is mean to her on the other forum.
She is on the sour grapes today should be funny.
My boobs hurt today but my butt doesn't.
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Some should just go ahead and buy a lifetime pass...
(11-02-2012, 03:29 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]My boobs hurt today but my butt doesn't.

Do you want a massage? Pearl necklace?
Dick must really be...

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or

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(11-02-2012, 12:57 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-02-2012, 12:48 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]...and btw, you're retarded.

Ouch.

My butt hurts.

Times are tough.

I couldn't figure something out a minute ago and my wife said to me, 'C, Im not sure your elevator is going all the way to the top.'

I'm gonna need some of that special cream.
I got all drunk once and had anal sex in the reverse cowgirl position. The next morning I was pretty butthurt, but thats the only time I can recall.
(11-14-2012, 11:02 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I got all drunk once and had anal sex in the reverse cowgirl position. The next morning I was pretty butthurt, but thats the only time I can recall.

Was that during your notorious high school days?
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