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OKLAHOMA CITY, OK – As you can see by Jonathan Wise’s mugshot, the 19-year-old picked the wrong house to break into when he broke into the home of Norm Houston.

Houston was in his kitchen on November 24 when he went to investigate a strange noise coming from his garage. “I heard a thumping noise on my garage door,” Houston said. “I swung open my backdoor and somebody was standing there.”

That somebody was Wise, who had busted out a side window to gain access to the garage. Caught red-handed, Wise apologized to Houston and offered to fix the damages right before he punched Houston in the face.

Houston and Wise are about the size, both around 5’8″ tall and approx 280 lbs, but Houston had a slight advantage— he’s a personal trainer who specializes in kickboxing and regular boxing. “You know I ain’t the toughest but I can hold my own,” Houston said.

Houston was able to pull Wise into he driveway and hold him to the ground while a neighbor called 911. By time it was over, Wise needed stitches to sew his lip back together and was sporting eyeballs that looked like a pair of freshly fucked assholes.

Wise was taken to the hospital for treatment before being booked into the Oklahoma County jail for first-degree burglary.

Houston also offered some advice to other homeowners: “Stay aware of your surrounding, keep an eye out, and stay on your toes.”

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(12-18-2012, 04:22 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Eyeballs that looked like freshly fucked assholes?

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