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Okay, explain something to me. Is that a special made "potty-chair"? (know Duchess will love this post) I see the pad he is sitting on, but why is the toilet paper so handy. Of course, someone else would have to do uh, uh, er, the uh, cleaning/wiping. Making myself sick here.

(01-04-2013, 02:03 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]The brain thinks it needs more even when the stomach is full. Eat just a little wait 20 min. then the craving goes away. Try it sometime when you are super hungry.

True, Maggot. Also eat slowly - doesn't take as much to fill you up.

(01-04-2013, 09:06 PM)Teacher Wrote: [ -> ]Okay, explain something to me. Is that a special made "potty-chair"? (know Duchess will love this post) I see the pad he is sitting on, but why is the toilet paper so handy. Of course, someone else would have to do uh, uh, er, the uh, cleaning/wiping. Making myself sick here.

Cheesus...I'm not coming back to this thread until I feel better. Even if I was a paid professional hired to take care of him...there's not enough money in the world.

He should have had gastric bypass 400 lbs ago.

F2, upon looking at the pic again I believe it may be a roll of paper towels. That would make more sense, don't you think? Hope you are well by the time you click on this thread again.

(01-05-2013, 12:30 AM)Sphincter Cop Wrote: [ -> ]I just want to take my index finger and just poke him all over......

You want his Twinkie stash, rat bastard!!

(01-05-2013, 03:07 AM)username Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-05-2013, 12:30 AM)Sphincter Cop Wrote: [ -> ]I just want to take my index finger and just poke him all over......

You want his Twinkie stash, rat bastard!!

Can you imagine the filth and shit between those roles....probably some cream filling in there somewhere. Mmmmm Cream filling...........

(01-04-2013, 02:51 PM)QueenBee Wrote: [ -> ]OK, here is the issue I have..he is NEKKED. Yes the rolls and folds cover little willy and all...but he is still nekked. Does this concern anyone else? If I were THAT big, no way I would sit there and let them take my picture to post on the internet. Especially since I know the picture would show up on a forum like this with people making snarkey remarks.

Sure. He's only a pair of Dockers and a form fitting V-neck away from being handsome.

No, never.
Just using it as an visual- an illustration, if you will.

Well... certainly on the right track. . .

(01-04-2013, 09:46 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Here's some inspiration.

^^Before & After below.

I wonder if this was the inspiration for NJ Governor Christie

Now he needs a total body lift. And butt implants.

I want to slap it around, throw it in the oven and bake it.

He looks like a Neopolitan mastiff, just not as cute.

His jabba the hutt look suited him better.

Nothing a bunch of clothspins wouldn't fix.

(05-16-2013, 02:40 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Nothing a bunch of clothspins wouldn't fix.

According to Susan Powter 'All that can be remedied with some aerobics'