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I caught me a cat burglar this evening.
What are you, a 60 year old corn ball?

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Middle Finger Wrote:What are you, a 60 year old corn ball?
Yes, why yes I am. Next time I'll make sure its a body pillow instead of a cat. And then I'll make sure the trigger gets pulled. I can see the headlines now:

"MF's Body Pillow Shot While Committing a Home Invasion!"
is that a real picture you took?
if yes, is that a real gun?
if yes, what type of gun is it.

Thank you.

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No, Unknown, Unknown

All three of the pics I posted at the same time I found while looking through an old hard drive I was getting ready to format and reuse.
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All three of the pics I posted at the same time I found while looking through an old hard drive I was getting ready to format and reuse.

Please feel free NOT to share with us the unfunny flotsam and jetsam from your old hard drive.

Capiche?

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Sure thing, since its formatted now. Go back to fisting MF & jizzing on his body pillows.
D Wrote:Sure thing, since its formatted now. Go back to fisting MF & jizzing on his body pillows.

Thanks I will.

Making up anecdotes about graphic and disgusting sexual practices is generally more entertaining than posting photographs that are older than the internet.