This could only happen with a little Italian kid..
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Frankie Boy ?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'
Well, Frankie, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.
Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, Frankie Boy, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself..'
Frankie walks back to his pew, and his friend Anthony slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'
[color="#1f497d"]'[/color]4 months vacation and five good leads[color="#1f497d"].'[/color]
You forgot to include "Lisa Delacruz's Body Pillow"
I've always known that alter boys were "bad boys"...Nothing pious 'bout those puppies.
People that 'alter boys' should be locked away, never to see the light of day again
[user=161]D[/user] wrote:
Quote:You forgot to include "Lisa Delacruz's Body Pillow"
That's because he didn't write that joke and the little plagiarist couldn't think of that funny of a line on his own.
http://www.soonet.ca/showthread.php?t=27047
Borndragon ~ Middle Finger has been afraid of pussy his whole life anyways.
Old joke I read years ago in an email or something.
I am NOT afraid of pussy. I just don't like it all raw and coming at me the way, let's say, a stripper on a pole would show it to me for a dollar.
Middle Finger Wrote:I am NOT afraid of pussy. I just don't like it all raw and coming at me the way, let's say, a stripper on a pole would show it to me for a dollar.
You are the only man that doesn't get turned on by the site of a women's area.
[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:I am NOT afraid of pussy. I just don't like it all raw and coming at me the way, let's say, a stripper on a pole would show it to me for a dollar.
Why not?
Pussy is the most beautiful thing on earth!
Borndragon ~ Most pussy, that is.....wouldn't want to be a gyno.
[user=88]ramseycat[/user] wrote:
Quote:Middle Finger Wrote:I am NOT afraid of pussy. I just don't like it all raw and coming at me the way, let's say, a stripper on a pole would show it to me for a dollar.
You are the only man that doesn't get turned on by the site of a women's area.
The only one that claims he's not gay.....
He likes shy, coy pussy ~ Not aggressive, in yer face, gonna eat you alive pussy...A reserved, refined kitty, if you will...
[user=29]Duchess[/user] wrote:
Quote:He likes shy, coy pussy ~ Not aggressive, in yer face, gonna eat you alive pussy...A reserved, refined kitty, if you will...
When it cums to pussy...I'm the one that's going to be doing the eatting!
Borndragon Wrote:Pussy is the most beautiful thing on earth!
This maybe true for a petite, well maintained snappy, but not those that look like a bulldog that just ate a bowl of custard....::bvomit::
ramseycat Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:I am NOT afraid of pussy. I just don't like it all raw and coming at me the way, let's say, a stripper on a pole would show it to me for a dollar.
You are the only man that doesn't get turned on by the site of a women's area.
I don't get turned on much (or normally) by raunchy. I like sexy, sensual, even kinky at times ... but just some stripper showing me her vagina? Sorry, I just ain't caveman enough for that. Now, I am not saying when my wife is there naked and I see it, I don't get turned on .. that is different. There's a relationship there, a context that works for me. But just a picture of some vagina? I might find it appealing or interesting for the moment, but it's not going to make me drool and want to dive in, like I am desperate or something.
Borndragon Wrote:That's because he didn't write that joke and the little plagiarist couldn't think of that funny of a line on his own.
what are you talking about troll. no one ever said it was an original joke. it was emailed around and I have seen it with many many different names used.
thanks for playing troll. go back to your hole.
Borndragon Wrote:When it cums to pussy...I'm the one that's going to be doing the eatting!
Grab it & growl, babe.
Middle Finger Wrote:I am NOT afraid of pussy. I just don't like it all raw and coming at me the way, let's say, a stripper on a pole would show it to me for a dollar.
I agree, strip joints smell like one big diseased cunt. They are rather disgusting in my opinion. I would never be with a man that frequented those places.
[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote: I am not saying when my wife is there naked and I see it, I don't get turned on .. that is different. There's a relationship there, a context that works for me.
Awww, MF has to be in a relationship to like the pussy...ain't that cute.
Quote:But just a picture of some vagina? I might find it appealing or interesting for the moment, but it's not going to make me drool and want to dive in, like I am desperate or something.
It's not called being desperate...it's called being male.
And yet a huge set of nasty, large nippled funbags gets your drool on everytime...your mother really fucked you up.
Borndragon ~ex-choirboys are sooo fuckin' gay.
[user=29]Duchess[/user] wrote:
Quote:Borndragon Wrote:When it cums to pussy...I'm the one that's going to be doing the eatting!
Grab it & growl, babe.
For you beauty...anytime!
You'd better throw down a towel, unless you don't mind laying in a basketball sized soaking wet spot....
Borndragon ~ Taste like heaven.
[user=47]Liquid[/user] wrote:
Quote:Borndragon Wrote:That's because he didn't write that joke and the little plagiarist couldn't think of that funny of a line on his own.
what are you talking about troll. no one ever said it was an original joke. it was emailed around and I have seen it with many many different names used.
thanks for playing troll. go back to your hole.
You really do think you're some kind of cool don't you...
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Sad when the forum dipshit thinks he's running the place...
That's MF's job, he's head dipshit....
Borndragon ~ Don't get it twisted.