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Dear Friends:
I hate every last one of the protons circling your atoms in the molecules of your body. The thought of screwing up your DNA to the point of reducing you to an earthworm like status makes me want to thread your quivering bodies on my fish hook and caste you out into a sea of carnivours that will surely find you as tasty as the pond scum that is the usual fare.

Thank you
Maggot

Right back at ya bitch!

You Should "friend" Maytee Clarke on facebook. Can you imagine the epic dialogue that you would have?

I like how it starts Dear Friends...

(02-05-2013, 10:55 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Dear Friends:
I hate every last one of the protons circling your atoms in the molecules of your body. The thought of screwing up your DNA to the point of reducing you to an earthworm like status makes me want to thread your quivering bodies on my fish hook and caste you out into a sea of carnivours that will surely find you as tasty as the pond scum that is the usual fare.

Thank you
Maggot

I believe you meant cast.

Dear Maggot,

If your DNA re-engineering succeeds and I find myself cast out and dangling from your feeble pole, prepare to go hungry, larvae brain...



...........................................................and Maggot waits...

What are you laughing at Cinderella man?

We got a peek inside your diary, Maggot. It might explain the laughter.

Sorry, but it was unlocked and just popped open.






Page 37. Events of: 2/5/2013


Dearest diary,

Today I advised my internet “friends” of my evil plan to transform them into earthworm-like status. They have been duly warned of their impending fate, though they foolishly doubt my powers. They shall see, oh yes, they shall see. Indeed, fish bait they shall be.

Also, today I took 123 tokes of purple kush from the hookah bong, an all-time high.


P.s. These two daily events are in no way related.


Love,
Maggot

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