A religious leader, living in Europe and featured in an article that said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any "sexual thoughts." The unnamed religious leader said that if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve.
He also added carrots and zucchini to the list of forbidden foods for women. The religious leader was asked how to "control" women when they are out shopping for groceries and if holding these items at the market would be bad for them. The cleric answered saying this matter is between them and God.
Well shit. Now what am I going to do now that I can't buy a banana or a cucumber?
(03-07-2013, 12:23 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]Well shit. Now what am I going to do now that I can't buy a banana or a cucumber?
If you'd stop sticking them up your snatch, this wouldn't be an issue. It's women like you that fuck things up for the rest of us.
(03-07-2013, 12:23 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]Well shit. Now what am I going to do now that I can't buy a banana or a cucumber?
You find a man to buy them and cut them up for you like any normal person would do.
I like vegetables and my man isn't around often enough to serve as a cutter.
So, I'm really relieved that my favorite, butternut squash, isn't on the list.
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Along the same lines:
“Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.”
― George Carlin
(03-07-2013, 04:22 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]Hey can I have that?
I'm keeping mine, rams, but this guy's willing to donate his to you. Great for tarts.
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