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How do you make an octopus laugh?

























Give it ten tickles.

You're right that is stupid.

I've heard better jokes from 4 year olds.

I got my girlfriend with the worst joke ever but her reaction made it hilarious. We were watching some story about a guy who got killed by a pin setter at a bowling alley and she was all "oh that's awful" so I told her I had almost died breaking my neck at the golf course one time. She was concerned and said "Oh my god what happened?" And I answered, "I fell off the ball washer."
I swear she almost slugged me to death and I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. It ain't the joke...it's the setup.

A man had to choose one of his three girlfriends to marry. He decided to give each one $5,000 and see how they spent it.

The first one got a makeover with the money. She told the man, "I spent the money to look prettier for you because I love you so much."

The second one bought new golf clubs and a television. She said, "I bought these gifts for you because I love you so much."

The third one invested the money in the stock market, doubled her investment, returned the $5000 to the man and reinvested the rest. She said, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."









The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money. He finally decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.

Three guys walked into a bar.




You'd think they'd have seen it there.

What is the cheapest meat?





















Deer balls...........their under a buck

Why did Michael Jackson exclusively date twenty-eight-year-olds?












Because there were twenty of them.