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Have you had it yet?
O yah!
Yes. My old boyfriend Steve was very well endowed and very talented.
Sex is like heroin always trying to recreate that first time.
Yes....just about a month ago or so...outfuckingstanding spanking, hair pulling, willd monkey sex. Whoodathunkit it that the best was @ 47 years old?
(04-30-2013, 07:43 AM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]Yes. My old boyfriend Steve was very well endowed and very talented.

Why did this end?


Odd that FQ2 didn't mention going out there to see you.
(04-30-2013, 02:38 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Odd that FQ2 didn't mention going out there to see you.

That's because it wasn't FQ2, it was BlueBerryHill.
I'll know after the divorce.
(04-30-2013, 02:38 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Odd that FQ2 didn't mention going out there to see you.



Hahaha...Smartass!!!

I was thinking of what a horrible visual Kid was giving of his 47 year old sex...and then I remembered we're the same age. :(
(04-30-2013, 05:56 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]Hahaha...Smartass!!!

I was thinking of what a horrible visual Kid was giving of his 47 year old sex...and then I remembered we're the same age. :(


Awink

I thought this was the kind of sex you would have - outfuckingstanding spanking, hair pulling, wild monkey sex - and your age never entered into it, I don't see people as their age anyway, I see them as their personality.
(04-30-2013, 06:02 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-30-2013, 05:56 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ]Hahaha...Smartass!!!

I was thinking of what a horrible visual Kid was giving of his 47 year old sex...and then I remembered we're the same age. :(


Awink

I thought this was the kind of sex you would have - outfuckingstanding spanking, hair pulling, wild monkey sex - and your age never entered into it, I don't see people as their age anyway, I see them as their personality.



I have that kind of sex when I'm drunk...which was just the other night in fact. My thigh muscles are still hurting. I love my 47 yr old sex, yes I do!! I had to give Kid some shit though.
(04-30-2013, 02:37 PM)thekid65 Wrote: [ -> ]Yes....just about a month ago or so...outfuckingstanding spanking, hair pulling, willd monkey sex. Whoodathunkit it that the best was @ 47 years old?

Can't blame the bottle anymore, so were you not wearing your spectacles or was this a conscious choice, Kid?

Just kidding. Whatever feels right. Wild monkey women need sex too.

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Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch Ooohhh man.
(04-30-2013, 06:56 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch Ooohhh man.

Aww, don't judge Kid's taste too harshly. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.



hah It's just fun to mess with Kid; he gives and takes shit equally well.
(04-30-2013, 07:31 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Beer Holder.

Beauty is in the eye of the BEER HOLDER.

^ Tis true. Cheers

It's definitely not always in the eye of the bear holder.

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I like country music, it tells a story usually, sometimes in a funny way. I like story songs.
(04-30-2013, 06:48 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-30-2013, 02:37 PM)thekid65 Wrote: [ -> ]Yes....just about a month ago or so...outfuckingstanding spanking, hair pulling, willd monkey sex. Whoodathunkit it that the best was @ 47 years old?

Can't blame the bottle anymore, so were you not wearing your spectacles or was this a conscious choice, Kid?

Just kidding. Whatever feels right. Wild monkey women need sex too.

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Damnit woman, you hacked my computer and broke into my porn stash, didnt you!
(04-30-2013, 09:06 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]I like country music, it tells a story usually, sometimes in a funny way. I like story songs.


I loved it when you sang Wild Horses for me. It's a great Mock memory.
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