::wave::...Hi, Cracker...I thought you would have made a great Mocker...I really enjoyed your posts...Why couldn't you have just stopped with the personal bs ?...*sigh*

(02-18-2010, 02:40 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: I have to throw in that I am really good at kissing because I love it so much, and because I summon every drop of Italian heritage and passion tucked away in my garlicky genetic code to deliver the drama you feel well into the next day. Or, it's because I get super horny, I can't remember which.

Well into the next day huhhhh? I have a mental pic of women running to the bathroom with explosive diarrhea after you give them your cooties.

(02-18-2010, 10:24 AM)ramseycat Wrote:

(02-18-2010, 10:10 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Size does matter in that particular instance...

Yes it does. And never, ever believe a chick that says it doesn't. She is lying.

I used to think size didn't matter until I came across a rock hard 4 incher.

...

I don't see what's so great about feeling drama the next day. I'd prefer to feel well-fucked, thankyouverymuch.

(02-18-2010, 06:21 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:

(02-18-2010, 02:40 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: I have to throw in that I am really good at kissing because I love it so much, and because I summon every drop of Italian heritage and passion tucked away in my garlicky genetic code to deliver the drama you feel well into the next day. Or, it's because I get super horny, I can't remember which.

Well into the next day huhhhh? I have a mental pic of women running to the bathroom with explosive diarrhea after you give them your cooties.

The thought of Mohammed in a state of full greasy arousal is enough to make a veteran hooker vomit in disgust.

My wife said she would rather suck the blood splattered cock of an HIV positive chimp then have you anywhere near her.

Jesus

(02-18-2010, 06:23 PM)Duchess Wrote: ...

Do you have any ideal how hard it is to not start laughing your ass off when you grab ahold of a 4 inch pecker in the dark?
I had no choice but to go through with the dirty deed....I am still traumatized to this day.

(02-18-2010, 06:25 PM)username Wrote: I don't see what's so great about feeling drama the next day. I'd prefer to feel well-fucked, thankyouverymuch.

That was one form of what I meant by next-day drama.

(02-18-2010, 06:21 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:

(02-18-2010, 02:40 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: I have to throw in that I am really good at kissing because I love it so much, and because I summon every drop of Italian heritage and passion tucked away in my garlicky genetic code to deliver the drama you feel well into the next day. Or, it's because I get super horny, I can't remember which.

Well into the next day huhhhh? I have a mental pic of women running to the bathroom with explosive diarrhea after you give them your cooties.

::lol::

(02-18-2010, 10:21 AM)sally Wrote:

(02-17-2010, 07:30 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: Uploading a file called SyberFix.php to the server and running it so that Syber's old username she was upset about was exchanged for her new one. (Did this awhile back)

So D hacked in a long time ago and changed Syber's name from SyberXXXXX to SyberBitch without Frank even noticing? ::lol::

Wow D, you are a trouble making son of a bitch for changing her name and fixing the site from running as slow as a fucking snail

Geee... thanks, Sally. Did you not stop to think that there was a REASON behind him removing that other name completely from the database?? And here you have posted it AGAIN in the forum. Thanks.

I understand that you're trying to back up D on this, because he really did get banned over nothing. He could have wreaked total havoc on this forum if that had been his intent, and all he did was fix shit. I'm sure D appreciates you standing up for him... but could we please have that post edited to remove my old username from the post???

After all of the 'privacy' crap in this forum, folks should understand about my not wanting to tie my other username to my current Mock username. I respectfully request that it NOT be used again and that Duchess please go back and edit the old username out.

post #59, i edited it at Syber's request.

(02-18-2010, 09:50 PM)jackboots Wrote: post #59, i edited it at Syber's request.

Excellent moderator skillz.

(02-18-2010, 09:50 PM)jackboots Wrote: post #59, i edited it at Syber's request.

Thank you, JB.

(02-18-2010, 10:40 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: If money was the issue just say I found someone cheaper. No need for exact figures or personal information.

Problem solved, we move on, the world keeps on turning.

In order to be 'cheaper', they would have to be free. ::lol::

(02-18-2010, 11:49 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(02-18-2010, 11:19 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: I am searching for a reason and an explanation not an excuse.

Why in hell are you searching for a reason & explanation ?...You think you are entitled to know my business ?...

According to earlier posts, Mock IS 'our business'. We were told that we should feel that Mock is just as much ours as it is yours, that we should consider you 'just another Mocker'.

(02-18-2010, 02:40 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: I have to throw in that I am really good at kissing because I love it so much, and because I summon every drop of Italian heritage and passion tucked away in my garlicky genetic code to deliver the drama you feel well into the next day. Or, it's because I get super horny, I can't remember which.

In other words, Frank thinks he's a 'really good kisser' because he's one of those guys who engulfs the entire lower half of your face when they kiss you. ::scared::

(02-18-2010, 06:32 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

(02-18-2010, 06:21 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:

(02-18-2010, 02:40 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: I have to throw in that I am really good at kissing because I love it so much, and because I summon every drop of Italian heritage and passion tucked away in my garlicky genetic code to deliver the drama you feel well into the next day. Or, it's because I get super horny, I can't remember which.

Well into the next day huhhhh? I have a mental pic of women running to the bathroom with explosive diarrhea after you give them your cooties.

The thought of Mohammed in a state of full greasy arousal is enough to make a veteran hooker vomit in disgust.

My wife said she would rather suck the blood splattered cock of an HIV positive chimp then have you anywhere near her.

Your wife should join up... sounds like she could be a good Mocker.

Maybe you should invite her to the club.

(02-18-2010, 06:42 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:

(02-18-2010, 06:23 PM)Duchess Wrote: ...

Do you have any ideal how hard it is to not start laughing your ass off when you grab ahold of a 4 inch pecker in the dark?
I had no choice but to go through with the dirty deed....I am still traumatized to this day.

"Are you in yet??"

(02-18-2010, 11:31 PM)SyberBitch Wrote:

(02-18-2010, 06:42 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:

(02-18-2010, 06:23 PM)Duchess Wrote: ...

Do you have any ideal how hard it is to not start laughing your ass off when you grab ahold of a 4 inch pecker in the dark?
I had no choice but to go through with the dirty deed....I am still traumatized to this day.

"Are you in yet??"

hey syber, are you still having fantasies about frank?