I am a retired professional pyrotechnician and a conservative! I love sarcasm, and I have a very dry sense of humor. P.J. O’Rourke, Groucho Marx and George Patton are my heroes. I have very broad shoulders and a thick skin. Give me your best shot, but remember, I do not get mad, I do not get even, I get one up.

I am such a Libertarian that you can consider me an anarchist. I love this country and all you elitist cock-sucking communist douche bags that run this country down (including the present piece of shit in the white house) can kiss my guppy white ass. I am not apologizing to ANYONE for saving this planet twice, and being the only country that helps people in need, no questions asked. BTW, I am not a racist because I support the Tea Party. I just refuse to remain silent anymore; if you do not like it here do not let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. This country does not need fixing; it needs to go back to being the representative republic our founders created.

I have a deep respect for the men and women who defend this nation, and wish to thank them for their service. I also wish to thank the men and women in law enforcement; you take way too much abuse in this country. The Supreme Court should give you the right to wooden shampoo the stupidity out of every nitwit that that chooses not live up to the obligation of citizenship.

I will not be held accountable for grammar or spelling mistakes in my posts; I majored in blowing shit up not English. In case you haven’t noticed I am also extremely opinionated. I hope you like my input, but if you do not, tough, I am not changing my mind (or underwear) for you or anyone else.

I want to take this opportunity to thank the creators of this forum for the soap box to finally get some things off my chest that I have been wanting to say but are not allowed to say on the other namby pampy limp dick forums out there.

Hope to see you inside soon.

Love,

Pyropappy

Hello and welcome! thanks for your support of law enforcement!
the rest of your comments make me think you are a gentle soul who likes bunny rabbits and doesn't kick puppies.
may i ask how you found Mock?

You do see what your name abbreviated would be, right ?

i notice he CAN spell, and is also literate. good qualities!

pp, how second grade of you. I am a grandfather; my grand kids call me pappy.

Just surfing the net; got intrigued and decided to join.

(07-18-2010, 02:35 PM)pyropappy Wrote: pp, how second grade of you.

I know. My Mom would be horrified. That's why I make all my snarky comments anonymously.

What does your mom look like? i like older women.

To be honest, Pappy, I haven't fired anyone's ass up in a long time and you are coming off as much too respectable to garner my ire. You post beautifully, I ALWAYS appreciate that. You're educated & coherent, that's another plus in your favor.

Are you goodlooking ?...Hooters or ass ?...Wine or beer ?...Have issues with weed & think all who indulge in it are hippies. {Is that term even used anymore?}

he needs an avatar and to enable his PMs if he wants to get obscene propositions from other members.

My wife considers me good-looking, but my modesty does not allow me to comment. Most definitely HOOTERS!!!!!!! I have never met a tit I have not liked (or is that licked)? I am a beer connoisseur; hate wine. Dope smoking hippies have been a large part of the erosion of our nation’s morals. I do not care if they smoke that crap, but they have no right to foist their liberal agenda on this country. God invented closets for a reasom; please have the decency to use them.

He's a motherfucker by his own admission.

He can't make up his mind if He is a Conservative or a libertarian?

and the sea hag can't find anyway to release her ire on him?

another case of phallic compensation gone wild.

(07-18-2010, 03:15 PM)IMaDick Wrote: He's a motherfucker by his own admission.

He can't make up his mind if He is a Conservative or a libertarian?

and the sea hag can't find anyway to release her ire on him?

another case of phallic compensation gone wild.

I would love to fuck your mom if I consider her a MILF! Who knows maybe I already have. I am a conservative libertarian; they are two different things. Are you supposed to be picking on me or Duchess and Lady Cop? I am the FNG around here.

Oh, lets let grandpa in. I am tired of always being the oldest around these forums. And anyway, what this forum needs is a good pyromaniac.
But, pops....I used to smoke a bit of weed in my day, and did not grow any extra limbs or anything. Nor am I not now, or ever have been a hippie.

a pyromaniac? oh hell, he can't come in here and play with matches!

Queeny, I am a libertarian and could care less what you do as long as you do it in the privacy of your own home. It is the radical dope smoking nitwits trying to change this country I have a problem with; they are hippies or were.

(07-18-2010, 03:40 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: a pyromaniac? oh hell, he can't come in here and play with matches!

I am not a pyromaniac; I am a trained professional. It is true I have started many fires, but I put them out as well. I do not PLAY with matches; I use port fires, road flares or electronic squibs. I do not play with class “C” fire-crackers; I shoot professional grade class “B” fireworks. The largest shell I have shot is 12” in diameter, it weighed about 10 lbs, it went up about 1500 feet and broke with a 1200 foot diameter.
Fireworks should be felt; not seen!

"Fireworks should be felt; not seen!"

not unlike my first wife....

QB said you were a pyromaniac, not me. heh

the best pyrotechnics anywhere in the country are at Boston every July 4^th::bandance::

you're in now, enjoy! but enable your PMs unless you'd rather not, you don't have to, i thought it might be an oversight.

Thank you; I will endeavor to persevere.