Did their carpets match their drapes?

(10-24-2010, 04:26 PM)IMaDick Wrote: helping stupid fucking women pick everything from carpet to tile to countertops to drapes to Hardwood floors for their fucking houses.

Yes, they are stupid fucking women if they needed help doing that.

(10-24-2010, 04:26 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Dick spent 26 years helping stupid fucking women pick everything from carpet to tile to countertops to drapes to Hardwood floors for their fucking houses.

Not only did I help pick it but I also installed it all.

And I was damn good at it.

so in a nutshell, dickie-poo has qualified his sparkly-warrior with admitting that he's an interior decorator. You go beaner girl..

(10-24-2010, 04:39 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote:

(10-24-2010, 04:26 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Dick spent 26 years helping stupid fucking women pick everything from carpet to tile to countertops to drapes to Hardwood floors for their fucking houses.

Not only did I help pick it but I also installed it all.

And I was damn good at it.

so in a nutshell, dickie-poo has qualified his sparkly-warrior with admitting that he's an interior decorator. You go beaner girl..

Watch your mouth, you are talking to a member of the Gay interior decorators association of New Mexico.

read it again Luke, see if you can comprehend what I said. you sexist piece of shit.

Sally you don't know me at all, in fact you don't know much of anything.

Duchess it would blow your mind how few people there are who can successfully choose everything in their houses and not come out with a fucking mess.

Gay interior decorators and honda riders association of New Mexico

(10-24-2010, 04:47 PM)IMaDick Wrote: read it again Luke, see if you can comprehend what I said. you sexist piece of shit.

Sally you don't know me at all, in fact you don't know much of anything.

Duchess it would blow your mind how few people there are who can successfully choose everything in their houses and not come out with a fucking mess.

on no :O have I bruised your feminine side?

Has anyone else picked up on the 'used to' dicky-poo has stated? So how's construction profession working out for you?

Luke, I ride a Yamaha you dumb fucker.

Luke ,I'm 13 years into my second career, I build bio mass and forest waste reduction facilities now.

Not to bright are you Luke you're batting zero dude.

(10-24-2010, 04:47 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Duchess it would blow your mind how few people there are who can successfully choose everything in their houses and not come out with a fucking mess.

Oh yeah, those poor dumb son of a bitches. I bet those $20,000 cherry cabinents just look hideous with the exotic granite counter tops and limestone flooring they chose.

Actually, some people do have more money than taste.

I would hire Jeff Lewis if I could afford to have a man like Dick do my stuff. He's the bomb.

(10-24-2010, 04:56 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Luke ,I'm 13 years into my second career, I build bio mass and forest waste reduction facilities now.

I say just BURN IT! hahaha

Are those fancy composters? The kinds that turn like a drum? Or the kind that compact it (like hashish, hahaha)? Or the kind that have room for air between slats that decompose over time? Seriously interested, not being an asshole.

Sally, $20,000 bucks will buy you laminated cherry cabinets with corian counter tops not granite.

Cracker, The woody waste can be used as shavings ,bio mass fuel where it's burnt and used to generate steam which is used to generate electricity, The plant that Im building now employs all uses, bagged and bulk shavings, bio mass burner to produce electricity and dry the shavings, and heating pellets the plant will also take in woody municiple waste and utilize it , it's a zero waste facility every bit of the material is used.

I'm not sure where you live, Dick, I thought Cali because of your love of Mexicanos. I'm glad there are still areas of America that have enough timber left to even have a disposal issue. I wonder what Georgia Pacific does in South Georgia with their wastes. I have never thought to find out before. I might have to look it up. I still hate your siggy.

Georgia uses coal for most of our electricity. We are making tons of acid rain for everyone north of us. If your clear coat is gone in New England, we are partly to blame.

(10-24-2010, 05:06 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Sally, $20,000 bucks will buy you laminated cherry cabinets with corian counter tops not granite.

Can you read? I said $20,000 for the cabinents only and that was just an estimate depending on the size of the kitchen or bath.

Keep trying sally, but it's simple for me to see that you have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

The exotic tops and flooring you mentioned would look like shit with cherry cabinets.

Try this wood with your ideas http://www.hobbithouseinc.com/personal/w...cobolo.htm , I think you will be surprised what it does for the granite and forget the limestone floor you don't mix stones in the same room. your trailer will look like a fucking cave.

(10-24-2010, 05:59 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Keep trying sally, but it's simple for me to see that you have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

The exotic tops and flooring you mentioned would look like shit with cherry cabinets.

Try this wood with your ideas http://www.hobbithouseinc.com/personal/w...cobolo.htm , I think you will be surprised what it does for the granite and forget the limestone floor you don't mix stones in the same room. your trailer will look like a fucking cave.

There are hundreds of types of granite that would look beautiful with cherry cabinents, and bullshit that you can't mix stones. Remind me to never hire you as an interior decorator, my guests will think I bought the house from Liberace.

Stupid , I tried but I just can't get the trailer park out of you.

Go ahead sally go to a decorator and see if you can make cherry match up nice to any color of granite.

The grain is too straight and consistent, it will look like plywood and granite.

I want poured concrete countertops with reclaimed glass pieces. I am ecoCracker.

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