Bluk! That's ugly!

(10-24-2010, 06:35 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Stupid , I tried but I just can't get the trailer park out of you.

Go ahead sally go to a decorator and see if you can make cherry match up nice to any color of granite.

The grain is too straight and consistent, it will look like plywood and granite.

What are you thoughts on maple?

(10-24-2010, 07:02 PM)username Wrote: Bluk! That's ugly!

Shh. I'll cut you with the neck of the broken bottle I used to make this.

You don't like it? I really want an outdoor kitchen. (Not here. I hate my fucking redneck, dresses-like-a-man, short-haired-man-cut, chain-smoking, piece-of-shit-kids-raising, 1992-Explorer-owning neighbor. I don't know how they afford to live here unless they don't have cable.) I think it would be perfect for an outdoor kitchen.

I have black marble now and I don't like it. I hate the swirls. Downstairs is all travertine. I like that OK, but it is really cold in the winter. I think all houses are starting to look alike.

(10-24-2010, 07:22 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(10-24-2010, 07:02 PM)username Wrote: Bluk! That's ugly!

Shh. I'll cut you with the neck of the broken bottle I used to make this.

You don't like it? I really want an outdoor kitchen. I think it would be perfect for an outdoor kitchen.

I have black marble now and I don't like it. I hate the swirls. Downstairs is all travertine. I like that OK, but it is really cold in the winter. I think all houses are starting to look alike.

Oh wow. A death threat? That's really low Cracker, even for you.



I could lie and say it might work outside but it looks like something I might have made in 3^rd grade. I don't like it. That said, I don't have an outdoor kitchen (want one) and my kitchen desperately needs a remodel (I keep postponing because I'd rather just move too) so what the fuck do I know? Ask Dick, he's the resident gay decorator, lol.

(10-24-2010, 07:51 PM)username Wrote: Oh wow. A death threat? That's really low Cracker, even for you.

Sorry, no death intended. That was pretty violent. It sounded funnier in my head.

(10-24-2010, 09:04 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(10-24-2010, 07:51 PM)username Wrote: Oh wow. A death threat? That's really low Cracker, even for you.

Sorry, no death intended. That was pretty violent. It sounded funnier in my head.

It was funny, dummy. I thrive on the occassional death threat.

(10-24-2010, 04:53 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Luke, I ride a Yamaha you dumb fucker.

oh, this is supposed to be better? I'd rather ride a goat than that piece of shit.

It probably does look better when you have your pink satin flag furled out behind it while crusing the boulevard...I'd have to give you credit there.

Luke dude, you do ride a goat.

(10-24-2010, 07:06 PM)sally Wrote: What are you thoughts on maple?

Butt fuckin' ugly & still looks cheap in a two hundred thousand dollar kitchen.

I looked for pictures of a sexy cook in the kitchen for this thread. But something went wrong.

(10-25-2010, 09:36 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(10-24-2010, 07:06 PM)sally Wrote: What are you thoughts on maple?

Butt fuckin' ugly & still looks cheap in a two hundred thousand dollar kitchen.

You're being a bit hard on the maple if you ask me.

When men fight over motorcycles, do they really mean penis?

I've never mentioned anything here about what I 'ride' except the goat...I'm just giving dickless shit for riding a rice-burner...and a fairie one at that.

Do you think he ever gets pissed IRL? I mean cursing and stamping and having a bitch fit? I picture some people that way.

(10-25-2010, 05:36 PM)Cracker Wrote: When men fight over motorcycles, do they really mean penis?

Of course they do! They swing them around and see who's is biggest. Then they sniff and pee on everything.

(10-25-2010, 05:52 PM)Cracker Wrote: Do you think he ever gets pissed IRL? I mean cursing and stamping and having a bitch fit? I picture some people that way.

I'm pretty sure that Luke gets pissed, the poor ignorant motherfucker has no self esteem and a terrible lack of confidence and extremely poor personal hygene, not to mention his misogynistic tendencies.

poor fucker I almost feel sorry for him.

Dick,
Love the wizard.