(11-02-2010, 01:53 PM)Cracker Wrote: (More poop talk Duchess, sorry.)

(11-01-2010, 05:39 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:

(11-01-2010, 08:45 AM)Carsman Wrote: Yep, I used to always shake hands when greeting co workers. Until one day I saw an article in a mag on just how unsanitary peoples hands were. You just never know where they might have been!!!

So . . . no hands. But, contact with other body parts is okay?

Well if you're lucky enough to get in contact with other parts, go for it!

I'm not going to die with 30 lbs. of undigested meat in my colon.



I don't believe that crap. No pun intended.
So, if I go get my colon cleansed tomorrow, I would walk out weighing 80 lbs?.......bullshit! I,m sure there is some, but 30 lbs? give me a break.

(11-02-2010, 05:00 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I'm not going to die with 30 lbs. of undigested meat in my colon.



I don't believe that crap. No pun intended.
So, if I go get my colon cleansed tomorrow, I would walk out weighing 80 lbs?.......bullshit! I,m sure there is some, but 30 lbs? give me a break.

The turnip truck just lost one.

(11-02-2010, 05:00 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I'm not going to die with 30 lbs. of undigested meat in my colon.



I don't believe that crap. No pun intended.
So, if I go get my colon cleansed tomorrow, I would walk out weighing 80 lbs?.......bullshit! I,m sure there is some, but 30 lbs? give me a break.

Why can't I copy and paste from Snopes? Dirty bastards. Maybe not 30 lbs., but one pound is too much for me. Gross. Old poop is possibly the only thing worse than poop.

Some people can't eat seeds. They get a blockage and their colon stretches and makes a weak spot. Diverticulitis, I think. I swear I did not make that up.

I'm not going to stick a hose up my hiney, but I drink lemon water for a few days a few times a year. I get creeped out thinking about not having the cleanest colon possible.

(11-02-2010, 05:30 PM)Cracker Wrote: Why can't I copy and paste from Snopes?

I don't know, Cracker but, it's probably for the same reason that we can't cut & paste photos. I don't like it either, I never have and I should probably look into something different.

(11-02-2010, 05:35 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(11-02-2010, 05:30 PM)Cracker Wrote: Why can't I copy and paste from Snopes?

I don't know, Cracker but, it's probably for the same reason that we can't cut & paste photos. I don't like it either, I never have and I should probably look into something different.

I haven't tried to lift a photo from here. I haven't even looked at the nudes. I love you for your mind.

(11-02-2010, 05:48 PM)Cracker Wrote: I haven't tried to lift a photo from here.

Sorry for the confusion, I meant to swipe a photo from cyberspace & then paste it here, sweetheart, it can't be done, it has to be "attached".

(11-02-2010, 05:54 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(11-02-2010, 05:48 PM)Cracker Wrote: I haven't tried to lift a photo from here.

Sorry for the confusion, I meant to swipe a photo from cyberspace & then paste it here, sweetheart, it can't be done, it has to be "attached".

Most idiots can attach it. If not, they need to stick with words.

Clean your colon people. Unless you eat rabbit food. I won't attach a colon picture, but I have one.

(11-02-2010, 05:06 PM)username Wrote:

(11-02-2010, 05:00 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I'm not going to die with 30 lbs. of undigested meat in my colon.



I don't believe that crap. No pun intended.
So, if I go get my colon cleansed tomorrow, I would walk out weighing 80 lbs?.......bullshit! I,m sure there is some, but 30 lbs? give me a break.

The turnip truck just lost one.

Turnips are a good colon cleanser.

(11-02-2010, 09:00 PM)sally Wrote:

(11-02-2010, 05:06 PM)username Wrote:

(11-02-2010, 05:00 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I'm not going to die with 30 lbs. of undigested meat in my colon.



I don't believe that crap. No pun intended.
So, if I go get my colon cleansed tomorrow, I would walk out weighing 80 lbs?.......bullshit! I,m sure there is some, but 30 lbs? give me a break.

The turnip truck just lost one.

Turnips are a good colon cleanser.

They make great pets also.

Ha! Silly Mockers. May your toilet paper be rough and your colon be full and the towel dispenser always be empty!