Greetings Mockers,
I am led to believe that this is a great place to hang out, and learn about life. Teach me, friends.

Fuck off, I'm not your friend. Welcome to Mock, I hope your stay is short and miserable.

Don't take what you learn in here too seriously, you just might find yourself abusing alcohol & drugs in a vain effort to block out the memories. Ha Ha!

Thanks for the warm and fuzzy greeting I was waiting for!

(12-05-2010, 11:14 AM)Still Waters Wrote: Don't take what you learn in here too seriously, you just might find yourself abusing alcohol & drugs in a vain effort to block out the memories. Ha Ha!

I am rarely serious, except for when I am. Maybe drugs and alcohol would enhance this experience??

Oh, one more thing. That's a cute kitten! Did you eat it for breakfast?

(12-05-2010, 11:11 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Fuck off, I'm not your friend. Welcome to Mock, I hope your stay is short and miserable.

Especially this one, he suffers from lds.

(12-05-2010, 11:20 AM)Still Waters Wrote: Oh, one more thing. That's a cute kitten! Did you eat it for breakfast?

Nah, I would never harm a cute little kitty. However, I did catch a darling little Christmas elf sneaking around the kitchen, so I skinned him and threw him in the frying pan. Who wants some?

(12-05-2010, 11:20 AM)Loaded Wrote:

(12-05-2010, 11:11 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Fuck off, I'm not your friend. Welcome to Mock, I hope your stay is short and miserable.

Especially this one, he suffers from lds.

LDS, huh? Well thanks for the heads up.

(12-05-2010, 11:20 AM)Loaded Wrote:

(12-05-2010, 11:11 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Fuck off, I'm not your friend. Welcome to Mock, I hope your stay is short and miserable.

Especially this one, he suffers from lds.

What I suffer from is a bunch of inept, irrelevant newbie fucks like you.

I told LC that you wouldn't catch on and if you did it would be months down the road, she should have thrown you out within the first ten minutes, but she has this problem with newbies she thinks they are worth something, and she may be right? they could be here to show us what the rest of the world you live in has to deal with on a daily basis.

By the way, I'm not a latter day Saint stop fucking spreading rumors.

(12-05-2010, 11:44 AM)IMaDick Wrote:

(12-05-2010, 11:20 AM)Loaded Wrote:

(12-05-2010, 11:11 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Fuck off, I'm not your friend. Welcome to Mock, I hope your stay is short and miserable.

Especially this one, he suffers from lds.

What I suffer from is a bunch of inept, irrelevant newbie fucks like you.

I told LC that you wouldn't catch on and if you did it would be months down the road, she should have thrown you out within the first ten minutes, but she has this problem with newbies she thinks they are worth something, and she may be right? they could be here to show us what the rest of the world you live in has to deal with on a daily basis.

By the way, I'm not a latter day Saint stop fucking spreading rumors.

No, you are an idiot first and foremost. An idiot who would love nothing more than to be the only idiot on this site. Ain't happening. I'm with you brother.

This is not a mommy board for overweight men. If we have given that impression, please forgive us. You might prefer these sites instead:

www.fatandforty.net or www.basementdweller.com

(12-05-2010, 11:56 AM)Loaded Wrote: I'm with you brother.

(12-05-2010, 11:56 AM)Loaded Wrote: An idiot who would love nothing more than to be the only idiot on this site.

What a jealous bitch. ^^^

LDS (Limp Dick Syndrome) I hear there is a blue pill for that!

(12-05-2010, 12:07 PM)Still Waters Wrote: LDS (Limp Dick Syndrome) I hear there is a blue pill for that!

Ya, I bet you have heard about the pill.

You really need to up your game, the women in this place will spit you back into the rank,nasty,puss dripping snatch you came from.

I swallow...just sayin'.

(12-05-2010, 12:09 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(12-05-2010, 12:07 PM)Still Waters Wrote: LDS (Limp Dick Syndrome) I hear there is a blue pill for that!

Ya, I bet you have heard about the pill.

You really need to up your game, the women in this place will spit you back into the rank,nasty,puss dripping snatch you came from.

Damn. A bit sensitive are we?

Rank,nasty,puss dripping snatch's. There pills for that to!

(12-05-2010, 11:57 AM)Cracker Wrote: This is not a mommy board for overweight men. If we have given that impression, please forgive us. You might prefer these sites instead:

www.fatandforty.net or www.basementdweller.com

No thanks. And let's leave your favorite websites out of this.