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I don't smoke cigarettes.
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(12-11-2010, 08:53 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I don't smoke cigarettes.

Every time someone says this to me, I know exactly what they mean.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(12-11-2010, 05:08 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: you know what's funny about post #412 (Pats from Ab-Fab)...i used to look exactly like her in my blonde days, i had a tee-shirt with her on the front and total strangers would approach me and yell "OMG IT'S YOU!!!

hahaha

I loved that show. (And Keeping Up Appearances) I watch it on youtube sometimes. Love me some Britcoms.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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back in the day we had a lot of Brits online at a forum, i had a Britcom thread going. i LOVE most of them and the BBC dramas too. give me Blackadder and Vicar of Dibley.

yep, i WAS Pats for a while, but i am a chameleon, i have had blonde, deep red and brunette hair and done undercover many times. Secret
i can be a dirty streetwalking whore or Cher going to the Met and get away with anything~ Smiley_emoticons_hurra3hah:Woo::devilban:: shoplifters never suspected me, the slovenly walmart shopper, until i busted them and they went into shock.
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EDMOND, OK -- Edmond 911 dispatchers field dozens of calls everyday. But this was among the strangest in recent memory.

Dispatcher: What's going on there ma'am?
Caller: I have some kind of animal in the toilet in my bathroom.
Dispatcher: Like, what's it look like?
Caller: Well, it's gray. That's all I can tell you. I didn't look real good because it scared me to death. I'm sorry.
Dispatcher: But it's not like one of your animals, like a cat or something?
Caller: No. My cat is in my office behaving herself.

Edmond Officer Derek Kennedy was the first to respond to Candlewood Drive.

When he arrived, he discovered the aggressive squirrel, still in the toilet.

"As soon as I saw the squirrel, I knew I needed back up immediately," Officer Kennedy said. AGHHHHHH...BACKUP! SEND BACKUP! PolicePolicePolicehah

Kennedy and his partner spent the next several minutes trying to capture the creature.

Kennedy says, "We wrangled up some snake tongs, a dog kennel. After a 5-minute chase, and him chasing us, we caught him."

The Edmond cops then released him in the park across the street.

It's a mystery how the squirrel got inside the house and in the toilet in the first place.

















































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I just received this email (it was sent to two other ladies as well).

Ladies-

Confirming our girls dinner on Monday December 13 6:00p.m. at my house. See you there.

Cheers,
Laurie


The interesting part is I don't know who the fuck Laurie is nor do I recognize the names of her other two friends. I'd have to google her to find her address but...should I go?

hah
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WTF is up with the price of gas? 8 days ago it was $2.97 gal reg here, today it was $3.14!

Gotta get me an electric car! (Of course then the price of electric will triple, so . . )
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The sheeple in this country just don't get it.

stop fucking traveling stop flying, stop driving stop buying the shit and the price will drop.
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(12-11-2010, 09:00 PM)IMaDick Wrote: The sheeple in this country just don't get it.

stop fucking traveling stop flying, stop driving stop buying the shit and the price will drop.

What kind of twisted macro-economic theory is that? So basically you're saying lead a miserable existence in the hopes that prices will come down and then start living your life again? Everyone tighten their belts more and drive the economy further in to the dumpster? That's fucking brilliant, Dick!

Pass.
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(12-11-2010, 09:26 PM)username Wrote:
(12-11-2010, 09:00 PM)IMaDick Wrote: The sheeple in this country just don't get it.

stop fucking traveling stop flying, stop driving stop buying the shit and the price will drop.

What kind of twisted macro-economic theory is that? So basically you're saying lead a miserable existence in the hopes that prices will come down and then start living your life again? Everyone tighten their belts more and drive the economy further in to the dumpster? That's fucking brilliant, Dick!

Pass.

oil is priced based on demand genius.

decreased demand = lower prices, high demand"holiday season travel" increased demand = higher prices. Stay the fuck home during the holidays and gas prices would not go up, stop flying and airfares would come down.

It's really like 4th grade economics!

Do you have anything that even resembles a functioning brain?

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Advocating deflation one curse at a time.hah
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(12-11-2010, 10:46 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(12-11-2010, 09:26 PM)username Wrote:
(12-11-2010, 09:00 PM)IMaDick Wrote: The sheeple in this country just don't get it.

stop fucking traveling stop flying, stop driving stop buying the shit and the price will drop.

What kind of twisted macro-economic theory is that? So basically you're saying lead a miserable existence in the hopes that prices will come down and then start living your life again? Everyone tighten their belts more and drive the economy further in to the dumpster? That's fucking brilliant, Dick!

Pass.

oil is priced based on demand genius.

decreased demand = lower prices, high demand"holiday season travel" increased demand = higher prices. Stay the fuck home during the holidays and gas prices would not go up, stop flying and airfares would come down.

It's really like 4th grade economics!

Do you have anything that even resembles a functioning brain?

Supply and demand, Dickie but it's not that simple. Maybe if you'd graduated the 5th grade you'd understand that.
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(12-11-2010, 10:49 PM)Maggot Wrote: Advocating deflation one curse at a time.hah

Word.
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(12-11-2010, 06:06 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(12-10-2010, 08:43 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: i HATE Springsteen!
and that song.
hah


I remember from last Christmas! I posted the video to wish my Mock family a Merry Christmas & everybody dissed my effort. Bitches. hah


I remember that. I was one of the offenders.Oops
I will admit to liking Pink Cadillac though.

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(12-11-2010, 09:00 PM)IMaDick Wrote: The sheeple in this country just don't get it.

stop fucking traveling stop flying, stop driving stop buying the shit and the price will drop.

Guess you walk to work, therefore no need for gas! Smiley_emoticons_slash
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Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!

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(12-12-2010, 06:26 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(12-11-2010, 09:00 PM)IMaDick Wrote: The sheeple in this country just don't get it.

stop fucking traveling stop flying, stop driving stop buying the shit and the price will drop.

Guess you walk to work, therefore no need for gas! Smiley_emoticons_slash

I guess reading comp was not your strong suit?

it's one thing to read it's something else entirely to understand what you read.



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(12-12-2010, 06:58 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(12-12-2010, 06:26 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(12-11-2010, 09:00 PM)IMaDick Wrote: The sheeple in this country just don't get it.

stop fucking traveling stop flying, stop driving stop buying the shit and the price will drop.

Guess you walk to work, therefore no need for gas! Smiley_emoticons_slash

I guess reading comp was not your strong suit?

it's one thing to read it's something else entirely to understand what you read.

So.... do you walk to work?
Carsman: Loves Living Large
Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!

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(12-12-2010, 07:42 PM)Carsman Wrote: So.... do you walk to work?

Only when his wife needs the truck for a gyno appointment.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(12-12-2010, 07:42 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(12-12-2010, 06:58 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(12-12-2010, 06:26 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(12-11-2010, 09:00 PM)IMaDick Wrote: The sheeple in this country just don't get it.

stop fucking traveling stop flying, stop driving stop buying the shit and the price will drop.

Guess you walk to work, therefore no need for gas! Smiley_emoticons_slash

I guess reading comp was not your strong suit?

it's one thing to read it's something else entirely to understand what you read.

So.... do you walk to work?

Fail! we were talking about the fuel prices going up during the holidays.

I said stop fucking traveling and stay home.



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