How old is that sack sniffer?

That lucky little boy was born a rich mutherfucker.

Merry Christmas, Elton and David!

(12-28-2010, 12:03 PM)Maggot Wrote: How old is that sack sniffer?

elton, the queen of England, is 62.
The couple have not said which of them is the biological father of the baby, who was born via a surrogate mother in California on Christmas Day.

I hope it's David so the little guy will grow some hair.

(12-28-2010, 12:03 PM)Maggot Wrote: How old is that sack sniffer?

Sack Sniffer or not...I LOVE EJ's music. Same for Freddie and QUEEN!!!

(12-28-2010, 06:17 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Same for Freddie and QUEEN!!!

I cried when Freddie died. I have a concert DVD I watch at least twice a year. Freddie in his white pants and Nike Cortez. Loves him.

Oh I like the music Elton & Bernie has done, I like Queen also, some good shit right there. I just get uncomfortable when a man starts acting all fem and girlish. Now women can handle that shit very well, hell they are women! They are on the same level in many ways. I also think that if a mannish gay guy grabbed my ass I would bust them upside the head with a brick. Just like any woman would do to any man. ( well not any man, maybe not Fabio or something) But at any rate I would feel very uncomfortable going to a bar with a bunch of gay guys, not so for a woman. they would be all over that knowing they would be the center of attention. Thus the defense of gay men by most women. But the guy is 62 and many women would be all over that if another woman did that, say, have a baby. But that is overlooked because the happy couple is "gay".


Good luck with that old gay people that sing good songs.

(12-28-2010, 09:05 PM)Maggot Wrote: ( well not any man, maybe not Fabio or something)

Have you seen Fabio lately? *ick*

(12-29-2010, 06:21 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(12-28-2010, 09:05 PM)Maggot Wrote: ( well not any man, maybe not Fabio or something)

Have you seen Fabio lately? *ick*

I guess I'm not in the Ick clik.

She's probably been mentioned before in this thread, but I can't be assed to look... Fucking Jennifer Aniston! She's annoying cunt. Shee needs to get laid properly soon and shuit the fuck up or just fuck right off. Enough of the whiny ass jealous drivel aready! I don't make it my business to read any celebrity gobshite, or watch it on the idiot box so when she is being offensive enough to make it into my world, she needs to be whacked. That's it, I'm going to start a paypal service where people can donate to the whacking of Jen. Surely some kind hearted hitman will pipe up and do it pro bono, surely?

i am sure it's true love, ol' hef's new fiance is 24.

and here comes a new book about the 'mansion'...

uh, lady. you took money for sex. what is the word/expression for that? let me think...
oh yes, being kind to the elderly. *snicker*

Boston Herald
Hugh Hefner’s Playboy Mansion is a shabby dump with mismatched furniture, stained rugs and pets who leave surprises all over the floors.

And if that’s not bad enough, sex with the octogenarian swinger was like doing it with a “dead fish.”

So says ex-Playmate Izabella St. James, who skewers Hugh Hefner and his Playboy empire in her new autobiography, “Bunny Tales.” The ex-Playmate met Hef in a Hollywood club in 2002 and soon thereafter he invited her to move into the manse with the rest of his seven-woman harem.

But the Playboy pad isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, according to Izabella’s memoir, which is excerpted in London’s Daily Mail.

“It disguises a grubby world where some girls feel they are no better than prostitutes, paid pocket money by an octogenarian obsessive who funds plastic surgery to turn them into his physical ideal, and yet must still take huge amounts of Viagra to manage sex with them,” said the paper.

St. James describes the West Coast party pad as a dilapidated castle, where everything “felt old and stale.” Thanks to the endless stream of pets, the hallways and curtains had “a powerful whiff of urine to the general scent of decay.”

The ladies of the house were paid a weekly stipend.

But in return were expected to participate in sex parties with Hef.

“Every Friday morning we had to go to Hef’s room, wait while he picked up all the dog poo off the carpet — and then ask for our allowance: a thousand dollars counted out in crisp hundred-dollar bills from a safe in one of his bookcases,” St. James writes.

But the wad of cash wasn’t forthcoming if the gals didn’t participate in Hef’s “parties”: late-night, Viagra-fueled orgies where Hef generally refused to wear a condom.

St. James’ tell-all comes on the heels of Hefner’s recent engagement to Crystal Harris, a buxom blonde (big surprise!) who, at 24, is 60 years his junior. Harris was one of the girls who came into the Mansion in January 2009, after St. James finally jumped ship.

That's just gross on so many levels. There isn't enough money in the world that could entice me to have sex with an icky old man, I don't give a rip who he is.

I wish his head could be opened up and put on a C.D. all his mamories for everyone to see. How many women has he been with? How many has he seen naked? It just boggles the mind is what it does and here he is again. What a life he has had.

(12-31-2010, 05:47 AM)crash Wrote: She's probably been mentioned before in this thread, but I can't be assed to look... Fucking Jennifer Aniston! She's annoying cunt. Shee needs to get laid properly soon and shuit the fuck up or just fuck right off. Enough of the whiny ass jealous drivel aready! I don't make it my business to read any celebrity gobshite, or watch it on the idiot box so when she is being offensive enough to make it into my world, she needs to be whacked. That's it, I'm going to start a paypal service where people can donate to the whacking of Jen. Surely some kind hearted hitman will pipe up and do it pro bono, surely?

I bet she is a cold fish in bed.

i KNEW his nose fell off!

AP:
December 31, 2010

LOS ANGELES -- Discovery Channel International has indefinitely postponed the broadcast of a show purporting to re-enact Michael Jackson’s autopsy, the company announced Friday.

The company cited the start of hearings next week in the criminal case against Jackson’s doctor and a request by the late superstar’s estate as reasons for the postponement.

John Branca and John McClain, co-executors of Jackson’s estate, accused Discovery of insensitivity toward the singer’s family in a letter Wednesday demanding that the company cancel plans for the program.

They said they were especially outraged by an Internet ad for the show, "Michael Jackson’s Autopsy," which they described as depicting a corpse on a steel gurney covered by a sheet with a hand sticking out wearing Jackson’s signature sequined glove. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Branca and McClain said Friday in a statement that Discovery seemed to be reacting to outrage from Jackson fans, in addition to their own criticisms.

"Discovery Channel made the correct decision in choosing to cancel this exploitative program. We are hopeful that this show will never run in any market in the future," they said.

The company’s decision was first reported by celebrity website TMZ.com.

A preliminary hearing is scheduled to begin Tuesday for Jackson’s physician, Dr. Conrad Murray, who is charged with involuntary manslaughter, after which a judge will decide if there is sufficient evidence to hold Murray for trial.

The singer died on June 25, 2009, of what was later found to be acute Propofol intoxication, with other sedatives found to have been a contributing factor.

"LL" served her 90 days in rehab & was released. Lets see how long it takes for her to screw up again. Any takers on how long it will take? A week, two weeks, a month, sadly I say within a month.

(12-31-2010, 11:47 AM)Duchess Wrote:

That's just gross on so many levels. There isn't enough money in the world that could entice me to have sex with an icky old man, I don't give a rip who he is.

while I agree that old men would be gross for the women, just think about how nasty that old snatch would be for a man , I don't blame hef for keeping his women young, just imagine two 84 X 2 if the woman was as old as he is. double gross but the woman would still be the worst.

The only way I'm having old sex is when I'm old. When I'm 84 Cowboy will be...well dead, probAbly long dead.

So you already have old man sex, interesting you think hef is fucked up and you live in a parallel life.

Interesting that someone who has lived as long as you have still remains as fuckin' clueless as the day you were born.