12-30-2010, 05:10 PM
The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread
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12-30-2010, 05:31 PM
that was hysterical, but you could understand him! i swear to you, most of the eubonics-speaking people i ever dealt with professionally were absolutely unintelligible. i would just agree to whatever they were saying to me and take their asses to jail anyway. i usually had no idea what they said. but i pretended to. god only knows what i agreed to. the only response needed was 'get in the car mu-fucker'.
12-30-2010, 06:39 PM
I have my Grandaughter here tonight playing with my 5 & 7 yr old.
I'm O.K. though.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
12-30-2010, 06:44 PM
Congratulations, Grandpa! You must really have it going on, Pops. If ya get my drift.
12-30-2010, 08:38 PM
12-30-2010, 10:56 PM
(12-30-2010, 08:38 PM)Cracker Wrote:(12-30-2010, 06:39 PM)Maggot Wrote: I have my Grandaughter here tonight playing with my 5 & 7 yr old. Yes..ummm no errr..... yes! I had to put my razor blade collection on the high shelf though.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
12-31-2010, 12:15 AM
I need to slap someone...or two!
So we had a teeny-tiny little earthquake here in IN this morning and you would think the whole fucking world was coming to an end. When it's big enough to knock me on my ass or outta bed, then I might want to hear about it every 2 minutes.
12-31-2010, 12:19 AM
I liked that reporter! "What the fuck is that...."? Hahahaha!
Commando Cunt Queen
01-06-2011, 05:04 PM
That damn reporter clip gets funnier every time I watch it. Commando Cunt Queen
01-06-2011, 07:28 PM
This one is cute, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJBjXi3Me...re=related
01-06-2011, 07:49 PM
Cars are plastic now and she hit it in the sweet spot.
01-06-2011, 08:02 PM
Asshole! Serves him right. I wish they'd kept filming!
Commando Cunt Queen
01-07-2011, 04:46 PM
It's only early January & I'm already longing for outdoor living weather. *sigh* February is the month that always seems to last for 8 wks.
01-08-2011, 12:31 AM
I've heard that The Help was a great book so I ordered a sample on my Kindle. I tried but I can't read it. It's giving me a headache.
Commando Cunt Queen
01-08-2011, 07:07 PM
Its summer here, we went to the beach yesterday! heaps of fun for the natives.
01-08-2011, 10:59 PM
(01-08-2011, 07:07 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Its summer here, we went to the beach yesterday! heaps of fun for the natives. We are expecting 7" to 10" tomorrow night. Not the good kind of 7" to 10", either. They are expecting part of the state to lose power due to the heavy ice coming. Having a day off is no fun without electricity.
01-08-2011, 11:02 PM
(01-08-2011, 10:59 PM)Cracker Wrote:(01-08-2011, 07:07 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Its summer here, we went to the beach yesterday! heaps of fun for the natives. 2 years ago I lost power for 4 days. It will never ever happen again. (as long as I keep my propane tank filled)
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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