I've heard stories.

hahahaha...you should have been here when this forum was new in a different incarnation. "mean" would have been soothing compared to vicious, rabid, foul and demented!

welcome, i am glad to have your opinions in the crime forum. but do feel free to post anywhere!
don't let any blue meanies bother you too much. it's a rite of passage around here.

Where the fuck are these idiots coming from? Who kicked the retard-hill?

(02-05-2011, 06:26 PM)Maggot Wrote: Where the fuck are these idiots coming from? Who kicked the retard-hill?

(02-05-2011, 06:26 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: hahahaha...you should have been here when this forum was new in a different incarnation. "mean" would have been soothing compared to vicious, rabid, foul and demented!

welcome, i am glad to have your opinions in the crime forum. but do feel free to post anywhere!
don't let any blue meanies bother you too much. it's a rite of passage around here.

Thanks, LC. I didn't realize this was more than a crime forum. I need to poke around the joint.

I don't usually get involved in crime threads but once in while some stories catch my attention. Did you guys ever have anything on the smiley face killings?

(02-05-2011, 06:51 PM)shitstorm Wrote:

(02-05-2011, 06:26 PM)Maggot Wrote: Where the fuck are these idiots coming from? Who kicked the retard-hill?

Oh!....Thats fucking cute. I dont know if I should give you a breath mint or toilet paper.

Hello Shitstorm,

What a pleasure it is to have you here at Mock, I'm sure you and I will get along just fine and if any of those mean people start giving you too much grief, I will take care of you, it's my pleasure to help the new members as much as possible.

So please make yourself comfortable, don't let any of the small stuff bother you (maggot) for example, he is just looking for attention.

If I can help just send me a Private message or post here.


see you around!

(02-05-2011, 08:01 PM)IMaDick Wrote: If I can help just send me a Private message or post here.

Or just tap your foot under the stall.

(02-05-2011, 08:04 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(02-05-2011, 08:01 PM)IMaDick Wrote: If I can help just send me a Private message or post here.

Or just tap your foot under the stall.

Be nice, or I will tell the new member that you are a man posing as a woman.

Shitstorm......Shitstorm....Where have I heard that name before? Oh yeah! now I remember! One day I was looking up the guys name that got killed when he stuck his arm up that constipated elephants ass.

You have heard stories? Most of them are lies and gossip. What did you hear??

(02-05-2011, 08:37 PM)QueenBee Wrote: You have heard stories? Most of them are lies and gossip. What did you hear??

That when you take a bath the toilet water rises?

(02-05-2011, 08:38 PM)Maggot Wrote:

(02-05-2011, 08:37 PM)QueenBee Wrote: You have heard stories? Most of them are lies and gossip. What did you hear??

That when you take a bath the toilet water rises?

Yep, Maggot..that is only because when I jump into the shower, YOU jump into the toilet.

I have also heard that Cracker has armpits that look like she has Bob Marley in a headlock.

I also heard that Duchess has a secret crush on Dick..but do not tell anyone.

(02-05-2011, 08:42 PM)Maggot Wrote: I have also heard that Cracker has armpits that look like she has Bob Marley in a headlock.

You gypsy sorts won't understand this, but I don't have a black hair on my body. I come from a long line of racists.

(02-05-2011, 09:24 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(02-05-2011, 08:42 PM)Maggot Wrote: I have also heard that Cracker has armpits that look like she has Bob Marley in a headlock.

You gypsy sorts won't understand this, but I don't have a black hair on my body. I come from a long line of racists.

I didn't know you liked to race.

(02-05-2011, 08:01 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Hello Shitstorm,

What a pleasure it is to have you here at Mock, I'm sure you and I will get along just fine and if any of those mean people start giving you too much grief, I will take care of you, it's my pleasure to help the new members as much as possible.

So please make yourself comfortable, don't let any of the small stuff bother you (maggot) for example, he is just looking for attention.

If I can help just send me a Private message or post here.


see you around!

Well, you're not a dick at all!


So, what's the catch?

(02-05-2011, 08:37 PM)QueenBee Wrote: You have heard stories? Most of them are lies and gossip. What did you hear??

I heard this was the Darien Gap of the interwebs - a fierce and dangerous place where many a poster is never heard from again.

I'm feeling adventurous, though, and I'm stocked up on cigarettes!!!