I hate all humans until I have my coffee. If you need to speak to me in the morning, make sure you catch me on the way out of the bathroom.

You say that like at some point you cease hating people. I call bullshit.

(02-24-2011, 06:25 PM)Cracker Wrote: Cup of Joe? Is that coffee or are you a disgusting individual?

Coffee makes me poo.

If I was drinking a cup of someone named Joe, I would be discussed in the crime forum, not asking for access to it.

I’m sorry to hear about your strained relationship with coffee... I for one love caffeine almost more than the air a breath. I start my day with a cup of coffee, then I have an energy drink later for an extra boost. *You may begin your rant on energy drinks now *

i like my good strong English tea.

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It was horrible! I thought something horrendous had happened and I was not going to be able to access this again--never to know what the hell happened to these young kids! This place is addicting, almost like watching a trainwreck but you just can't stop watching! The cast of characters are a bit hard to follow with all the gangster lingo, it's hard to interpert but these folks here have made it a lot more intriguing for this Mom.
LC, yes, lots of gators--football fans and reptiles, I live near the Everglades so.... can't beat the winters though!
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That poor beautiful couple. I can’t put my finger on exactly what it is about this case draws me in with such a vengeance...The gangster-isms have become part of my morbid fascination... Not to mention, the fact that I now religiously check the Facebook pages of people I do not know... What has happened to me!?

Not only that, I’ve start poking around Mock as a whole since becoming an actual member, and I can see myself getting waaaaay too into a few other forums here... Maybe it’s this place that's so addicting? Must be something in the HTML....

(02-24-2011, 07:02 PM)ALG Wrote:

(02-24-2011, 06:25 PM)Cracker Wrote: Cup of Joe? Is that coffee or are you a disgusting individual?

Coffee makes me poo.

If I was drinking a cup of someone named Joe, I would be discussed in the crime forum, not asking for access to it.

I’m sorry to hear about your strained relationship with coffee... I for one love caffeine almost more than the air a breath. I start my day with a cup of coffee, then I have an energy drink later for an extra boost. *You may begin your rant on energy drinks now *

Cracker doesn't care if you drink that shit. Unless you are fat. Then you might explode or something. But since you live in Ohio, that doesn't affect me.

I don't tell other adults what to do for free.

(02-24-2011, 07:11 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(02-24-2011, 07:02 PM)ALG Wrote:

(02-24-2011, 06:25 PM)Cracker Wrote: Cup of Joe? Is that coffee or are you a disgusting individual?

Coffee makes me poo.

If I was drinking a cup of someone named Joe, I would be discussed in the crime forum, not asking for access to it.

I’m sorry to hear about your strained relationship with coffee... I for one love caffeine almost more than the air a breath. I start my day with a cup of coffee, then I have an energy drink later for an extra boost. *You may begin your rant on energy drinks now *

Cracker doesn't care if you drink that shit. Unless you are fat. Then you might explode or something. But since you live in Ohio, that doesn't affect me.

I don't tell other adults what to do for free.

I don’t take direction from people who speak in the third person, so that shouldn’t be a problem. I also live nowhere near Ohio. I’m Canadian – Eh.

(02-24-2011, 07:22 PM)ALG Wrote: I’m Canadian – Eh.

Ah..the Great White North. Home to one of my favorite places in all the land & a river I considered my playground growing up.

Fuck, now I'm all nostalgic & stuff.

i really like moosies. a lot.

(02-24-2011, 07:34 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: i really like moosies. a lot.

More than pussy's...you fat lezzo?

(02-24-2011, 07:30 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(02-24-2011, 07:22 PM)ALG Wrote: I’m Canadian – Eh.

Ah..the Great White North. Home to one of my favorite places in all the land & a river I considered my playground growing up.

Fuck, now I'm all nostalgic & stuff.

Duchess,

Are you Canadian!?... I too used a river as my playground growing up. I consider myself very lucky to have been able to do that...

Huge trees, clear water, kind people and free health care. I love my country!

Why the fuck do people think government provided social services are free? Because they are poor and don't understand tax burdens, that's why.

Fucking Canadians. Both kinds.

(02-24-2011, 07:52 PM)ALG Wrote: Duchess,

Are you Canadian!?... I too used a river as my playground growing up. I consider myself very lucky to have been able to do that...

I grew up on the US side but spent a significant amount of time there. There were no border crossing rules back then.

(02-24-2011, 07:43 PM)bert Wrote: More than pussy's...you fat lezzo?

Oooooooo, looky!

The 'little queen' bert is skipping from newbie thread to newbie thread!

The poor little closet case can't go anywhere else.

His spelling and punctuation skills are just wonderful!

And he's hungry and angry, too.

So sad for closet case 'little queen' bert.

(02-24-2011, 07:34 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: i really like moosies. a lot.

Lady Cop,

Agreed! Moosies are freaking adorable, but believe it or not, I’ve never seen one or a beaver for that matter... We also don’t say eh very much. I just threw that in for stereotypical reference.

(02-24-2011, 07:54 PM)Cracker Wrote: Why the fuck do people think government provided social services are free? Because they are poor and don't understand tax burdens, that's why.

Fucking Canadians. Both kinds.

I work for the government actually. I understand Canadian social services quite well, better than you ever will. I would gladly pay a small amount in taxes and receive a fully paid for, well-functioning health care system in return. It may not be free, but it’s pretty damn cheap... You pay taxes as well - what do you have to show for it? I know what you don’t have, the security of fully paid health care... That sucks.

(02-24-2011, 08:12 PM)ALG Wrote: You pay taxes as well - what do you have to show for it?

My tax money is keeping 14 hood rats in Jordans and Kools, 8 illegal aliens got to buy a 2 bedroom house without proof of citizenship or income, and they fixed the pothole I usually hit on the way to work. Not a bad investment.

If healthcare if free in Canada, how come so many Canadians are missing teeth? I ask because I watch Ice Road Truckers and I wondered that...

(02-24-2011, 08:25 PM)Cracker Wrote: If healthcare if free in Canada, how come so many Canadians are missing teeth? I ask because I watch Ice Road Truckers and I wondered that...

They'll use the "I played hockey" excuse.

(02-24-2011, 08:25 PM)Cracker Wrote: If healthcare if free in Canada, how come so many Canadians are missing teeth? I ask because I watch Ice Road Truckers and I wondered that...

My dental care covers veneers, and all dental care here covers braces... Most Canadians have great teeth.

Are all Americans as dumb as George Bush? When you elected him, I wondered that....
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