(03-20-2011, 05:37 AM)Duchess Wrote: II cannot stand to even touch door knobs in public[/i][/size]

That is more than slightly fucked up Howard Hughes.

(03-20-2011, 12:56 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: That is more than slightly fucked up Howard Hughes.

(03-19-2011, 10:00 PM)sally Wrote:

(03-19-2011, 09:42 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(03-19-2011, 09:35 PM)sally Wrote: I keep the plunger in the same place I keep my toilet brush, in the garage under the utility sink. I think it looks nasty when people keep anything behind or next to the toilet. That space should be clean and free of clutter.

So if your toilet was in the garage would you keep the plunger and brush in the house?

Why the fuck would I have a toilet in the garage?

I cleaned my garage today and found a toilet that I need to toss, there was no plunger anywheres near it.

Got mine in the utility closet off my kitchen.

(03-20-2011, 07:39 PM)Maggot Wrote: I cleaned my garage today and found a toilet that I need to toss

.........Tis true, I redid my bathroom and have not gone to the dump. I figure I can take the sofa the 2 televisions, a sink a wraparound for a tub and get rid of a bunch of shitrock and brush in one fell swoop. I just have to borrow a dump truck. and the shitter can go also.

It's OK. I just tease you because I had to break that habit with myself. I was raised by an older parent who lived through the Great Depression and the Kansas Dust Bowl and a POW camp. My dad saved every coffee can for ten years. I understand the "waste not, want not" mentality. I am on a mission to change that to "use what you have until it is broken, then throw it out." I am mindful of it and I notice it in others.

(03-20-2011, 10:08 PM)Maggot Wrote: .........Tis true, I redid my bathroom and have not gone to the dump. I figure I can take the sofa the 2 televisions, a sink a wraparound for a tub and get rid of a bunch of shitrock and brush in one fell swoop. I just have to borrow a dump truck. and the shitter can go also.

I have never met a box of junk I didn't like.

When I go to auctions, my first stop is at the junk boxes, I always know I will find stuff I can't live without there.

I dare you to turn the toilet into a planter put it in the front yard and post pics of it here.

I think that I have enough stain to last me for another 20 yrs. Every color and hue. It's spring cleaning time and I get rid of a shitload of stuff. Usually the neighborhood has a huge yard sale, what does not sell gets tossed. Amazingly the next year I usually have a bunch more, just from helping people move and because I have the space and place to put shit that they never come back and get. I call them and they say "I have no place for it, keep it" I sell it or toss it usually, and the small portion that I use well it gets used.

I dare you to turn the toilet into a planter put it in the front yard and post pics of it here.
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Heh, I though about turning it into a bird bath but I just cannot do it.

(03-20-2011, 10:27 PM)Maggot Wrote: Heh, I though about turning it into a bird bath but I just cannot do it.

Do it! That's an awesome idea!

(03-19-2011, 10:04 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(03-19-2011, 10:00 PM)sally Wrote:

(03-19-2011, 09:42 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(03-19-2011, 09:35 PM)sally Wrote: I keep the plunger in the same place I keep my toilet brush, in the garage under the utility sink. I think it looks nasty when people keep anything behind or next to the toilet. That space should be clean and free of clutter.

So if your toilet was in the garage would you keep the plunger and brush in the house?

Why the fuck would I have a toilet in the garage?

That dirty thing, I can't believe that you would let it stay in the house.

come on now answer the question like a good little beach ball.

Just because your guest bathroom is in the garage complete with a plunger, Gojo, and a stack of dirty magazines does not mean everyone else lives like that.

Who poops at work? People here do. All. The. Time.
Bathroom etiquette - always leave at least one empty stall between you and anyone else in the bathroom if possible. Why oh why do women INSIST on going into the stall next to mine when the rest of the bathroom is empty??? When it's obvious someone is doing their business, don't stand at the sink fixing your face and your hair. Get the hell out so the person can finish up and leave without having to face you.

And who brushes their teeth at work? People here do. All. The. Time.
It's gross. Why would you brush your teeth in a public bathroom?
Do NOT brush your teeth in the work bathroom. And if you absolutely have to, rinse the damn sink out. Fuckers.

Jesus. I'm so glad I work from home.

Now that all the aspects of plunger location have been properly discussed, I'd like bring up an age old conundrum. I've listed my opinion below.




Am I right, or am I right? What say ye?

Right.

Right

Right.

I hate using the toilet paper left on the roll in hotels. I just know someone got poop on it, or boogers, or splashed puke or piss on it. I always open the spare roll.

Yes, I DO take Lysol with me and I always make sure we all have flip flops to wear in the room. If I'm going to catch a dread disease, I am going to earn it...

(03-29-2011, 11:28 PM)Cracker Wrote: Right.

I hate using the toilet paper left on the roll in hotels. I just know someone got poop on it, or boogers, or splashed puke or piss on it. I always open the spare roll.

Yes, I DO take Lysol with me and I always make sure we all have flip flops to wear in the room. If I'm going to catch a dread disease, I am going to earn it...

Always over. But I laugh in the face of germs. I think we're over sanitized these days. My kids want to eat dirt? Fine. Strengthens the immune system.

(03-29-2011, 11:43 PM)username Wrote: Always over. But I laugh in the face of germs. I think we're over sanitized these days. My kids want to eat dirt? Fine. Strengthens the immune system.

I don't mind our own germs, but I'm not going to let my family play in gay sex germs in a hotel room. "Claude, get that used condom out of your mouth right now!" Not gonna happen...