(03-26-2011, 01:14 PM)Cracker Wrote: I noticed at 40 that I have to watch what I eat now and exercise. I stopped drinking sodas (loved my Coke, had to let it go) and started eating healthier. I don't want to be an "old" 70.

I also don't want to hump OP. Thirty years won't increase his attractiveness to me, and if I am stuck in an old folk's home and can't yell for help, I may find a tiny ginger pumping away when I wake up from my nap...

That is my nightmare.

Just wear one of those "medical alert pendants" around your neck. You can press it if you feel yourself getting "pumped on"!

That was pretty good, Cars.

(03-26-2011, 02:58 PM)Carsman Wrote: Just wear one of those "medical alert pendants" around your neck. You can press it if you feel yourself getting "pumped on"!

I wouldn't "pump" a hose "on" cracker if she was on fire, I would grab a packet of marshmallows and get cosy for the night.

(03-26-2011, 03:42 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

(03-26-2011, 02:58 PM)Carsman Wrote: Just wear one of those "medical alert pendants" around your neck. You can press it if you feel yourself getting "pumped on"!

I wouldn't "pump" a hose "on" cracker if she was on fire, I would grab a packet of marshmallows and get cosy for the night.

You would love it if I caught fire. Then someone the room would be more orange than you are.

I would rather be orange, than deathly translucent grey with blue veins showing through.

That's assuming you aren't morbidly obese which is probably the case, anyway I'm guessing you have enough bodyfat to go through at least 8 bags of marshmallows.

(03-26-2011, 03:54 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: I would rather be orange, than deathly translucent grey with blue veins showing through.

That's assuming you aren't morbidly obese which is probably the case, anyway I'm guessing you have enough bodyfat to go through at least 8 bags of marshmallows.

Maybe one bag. Cracker has back.

Please don't let your spindly legs catch fire.

People with spindly legs don't make very good skateboarders.

The same way morbidly obese harpies don't make very good mock posters.

(03-26-2011, 04:00 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: People with spindly legs don't make very good skateboarders.

The same way morbidly obese harpies don't make very good mock posters.

We have already discussed your low center of gravity.

You can think me hefty if you like. Just don't include baby oil in your musings. Thanks.

"We're lovin it!"

Last year at the ride park there was a couple people that looked and dressed like that .............They were riding the kids choo-choo ride.

sitting directly behind them you probably didn't get your full "A" coupon experience, eh?

(03-26-2011, 07:12 PM)Maggot Wrote: Last year at the ride park there was a couple people that looked and dressed like that .............They were riding the kids choo-choo ride.

They are hasidic Jews.

(03-27-2011, 04:24 AM)Duchess Wrote: They are hasidic Jews.[/i][/size]

Well DUH!, you think?

(03-25-2011, 12:41 PM)Duchess Wrote:

She looks fantastic! Seventy isn't so scary when it looks like that.

Definitely the exception to the rule.

No way in hell that "70 is the new 40". 50 may be the new 40..but 70 is really pushing it.

I think we take better care of ourselves, work fewer hours with more labor-saving devices, have better healthcare, and live longer lives than the generations before us.

We are killing all of these gains with obesity and addictions, though. Natural selection, I guess.

Today is my Moms birthday. She lives in Florida with my sister and my brother has a house there also. I have been trying to get ahold of her all day so I call my brother to find out where she is and he says " This morning she was fine especially after she caught that 10lbs Bass" I have not seen her since. So I call my sister and ask if she has seen her, She answers and there is booga-booga dancing music in the background and women screaching. She says "eyup she's right here" my mom gets on and I say "where the hell are you" there is a bit of hesitation and she says "At a strip joint with your sister getting drunk, and she is trying to get me to smoke pot" I says "WTH! I will call back later! Happy Birthday!"

She is 71 today. God bless her.

i told you your mother would wig out if she went to florida and found the fountain of youth Maggot!
before you know it, you'll have a stepfather. hahahahaha
those old folks aren't just playing golf and bingo down there! :wheelchair: :happy birthday:

Sonova...........Beotch!

(03-27-2011, 06:29 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: i told you your mother would wig out if she went to florida and found the fountain of youth Maggot!
before you know it, you'll have a stepfather. hahahahaha
those old folks aren't just playing golf and bingo down there! :wheelchair: :happy birthday:

There's also a lotta fishing going on!!! Casino's too!!!

Oh ya mean "that", yeah that too!

I hope Rollo is not in Fla. :O Cars is coming back up here soon just in time for all the snakes to start hatching and unthawing. They love it in the spring when the sun is shining and like warming up next to something warm, like a dashboard or a glovebox.