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(04-17-2011, 11:33 AM)thekid65 Wrote: I might have to step in for ImaDick here...
So, by your answer, we have 1 cowboy who said fuck it, I'm not a good shot and will throw in the towel. He's wasted his shot, albeit only a 10% chance. In a life or death situation, I'd take my chances at 10%. Who's to say that the 90% shooter wouldnt just plug your ass (the 10 percent-er) and take his chances that the 60% shooter will miss?
For the fucking love of Jebus and his angelic motherfucking seraphim and cherabim.
Why in the name of holy fuck would cowboy 1 shoot cowboy 3 who is 10% likely to shoot him and not cowboy 2 who is 60% likely to shoot him?
SIXTY PERCENT IS MORE LIKELY A PROBABILITY THAN TEN PERCENT.
YOU MORON.
That's it, no more puzzles, it is clear that logic obviously does not play any part in some peoples lives.
"Uneducated" kid?, no fucking shit!
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Bottom line, by your logic, the potential for 2 cowboys to remain still standing is still 50/50.
Puzzles are fun, if they make fucking sense.
Euros should never talk about gunplay, period.
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50% is better than 10%.
DIPSHIT.
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My answer was the right one, they have a 160% chance of getting rid of the bitch that caused the gun fight to start with.
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Duchess it's arithmetic, add up the percentages of the three cowboys.
it just really means she has no chance of survival.
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(04-17-2011, 11:59 AM)IMaDick Wrote: My answer was the right one, they have a 160% chance of getting rid of the bitch that caused the gun fight to start with.
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Ladies and gentleman I give you dickies mysogynistic brainfart of the day.
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The dipshit would be the cowboy, who even though has a loaded weapon, and really wants some pussy...would just say "hey I'll shoot my gun in the air" and maybe...just maybe..the other 2 cowboys will think I'm a European, who has no balls..and the bitch wouldnt be interested in me in the first place!
There isnt a 10% chance that two cowboys would be left standing, it's 50%...and that's what I was talking about. Now tell me, who is uneducated?
You failed on this one OP..admit it.
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(04-17-2011, 12:03 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: (04-17-2011, 11:59 AM)IMaDick Wrote: My answer was the right one, they have a 160% chance of getting rid of the bitch that caused the gun fight to start with.
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Ladies and gentleman I give you dickies mysogynistic brainfart of the day.
OP, it's called eliminating the cause of the problem. If she survives there will be another gun fight eventually.
I know you don't understand that since your leadership skills are limited to other mens zippers in the subway bathroom, but seriously dude think it through.
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(04-17-2011, 12:10 PM)IMaDick Wrote: OP, it's called eliminating the cause of the problem. If she survives there will be another gun fight eventually.
I know you don't understand that since your leadership skills are limited to other mens zippers in the subway bathroom, but seriously dude think it through.
Yes dick, not advocating that three imaginary cowboys should kill the fair maiden they all want to be with clearly makes me homosexual.
All love triangles should end like that, 2 guys vying for the attention of a woman? just kill the bitch! problem solved!
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I can hardly stand how stupid that bitch is.
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(04-17-2011, 12:22 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I can hardly stand how stupid that bitch is.
The depth of the stupidity shown by dick and kid in this thread is truly phenomenal.
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(04-17-2011, 12:22 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I can hardly stand how stupid that bitch is.
You're involved in a conversation about an imaginary gun fight with three imaginary cowboys and an imaginary hottie.
and you have real life emotions? I would say thats pretty fucking stupid.
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Hrumph. I still like my answer. Rather than wasting his shot, he lets the other two go first and then he still has a bullet left to shoot somebody if he wants to.
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(04-17-2011, 12:13 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: (04-17-2011, 12:03 PM)thekid65 Wrote: There isnt a 10% chance that two cowboys would be left standing, it's 50%....
COWBOY 3 HAS A 10% CHANCE OF KILLING EITHER COWBOY 1 AND 2.
COWBOY 3 HAS A 50% CHANCE OF BEING THE LAST COWBOY STANDING.
50% IS MORE LIKELY TO HAPPEN THAN 10%
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
Jesusfuckingchrist you're a thick-skulled idiot. Here, let me explain.
By your assumption, Cowboy #3 says fuck it, I'm a pussy, and I'll just waste my shot hoping that the other two will focus on themselves. So, let's just say for the sake of argument, that your assumptions in this logic puzzle (kind of a misnomer) are correct.
Cowboy #2 has a 40% chance of missing Cowboy #1
Cowboy #1 has a 10% chance of missing Cowboy #2.
40% + 10% = 50%
So therefore, you have a 50% chance that at least 1 cowboy will also remain standing along with the pussy cowboy that shot his gun in the air...AND you also make the fucking assumption that the other two cowboys will then focus on one another.
I say again, OP..you failed big time with this puzzle. Too many assumptions. And on top of that, no self respecting cowboy would throw in the towel...maybe that's how they do things in the UK..but not here in the Wild West.
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(04-17-2011, 12:28 PM)username Wrote: Hrumph. I still like my answer. Rather than wasting his shot, he lets the other two go first and then he still has a bullet left to shoot somebody if he wants to.
Username, you failed to realise the importance of this imaginary shit, the only answer is the one that OP gives us, anything else is stupid.
and if you think you can have fun with any of this imaginary shit, forget about it.
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(04-17-2011, 12:30 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Jesusfuckingchrist you're a thick-skulled idiot. Here, let me explain.
By your assumption, Cowboy #3 says fuck it, I'm a pussy, and I'll just waste my shot hoping that the other two will focus on themselves. So, let's just say for the sake of argument, that your assumptions in this logic puzzle (kind of a misnomer) are correct.
Cowboy #2 has a 40% chance of missing Cowboy #1
Cowboy #1 has a 10% chance of missing Cowboy #2.
40% + 10% = 50%
So therefore, you have a 50% chance that at least 1 cowboy will also remain standing along with the pussy cowboy that shot his gun in the air...AND you also make the fucking assumption that the other two cowboys will then focus on one another.
I say again, OP..you failed big time with this puzzle. Too many assumptions. And on top of that, no self respecting cowboy would throw in the towel...maybe that's how they do things in the UK..but not here in the Wild West.
50% is BETTER ODDS than 10%.
I for one cannot believe you are focusing on the level of fucking bravery of an imaginary cowboy in a probability puzzle!!!!!!
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(04-17-2011, 12:01 PM)Duchess Wrote:
160%?
(04-17-2011, 12:22 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I can hardly stand how stupid that bitch is.
(04-17-2011, 12:28 PM)IMaDick Wrote: (04-17-2011, 12:22 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I can hardly stand how stupid that bitch is.
You're involved in a conversation about an imaginary gun fight with three imaginary cowboys and an imaginary hottie.
I've quoted the only posts I've made in this thread, I would hardly call that "involved" you stupid bitch.
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