Mock › Funny Shit & Good Shit › Good Shit v
Something to mock you to sleep...

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Threaded Mode
Something to mock you to sleep...
Luke Warmwater Offline
Tepid Bitch
**
Posts: 1,307
Threads: 62
Joined: Feb 2009
#1
06-11-2011, 02:33 AM
Found this via Stumble


http://www.collegehumor.com/video/647109...uitar-song
Fug duh kund
Reply
IMaDick Offline
Fuck off,I am a legend !
**
Posts: 12,939
Threads: 288
Joined: Jun 2008
#2
06-11-2011, 02:55 AM
Hi Luke hows the therapy going? have you gotten over the urge to mutilate your genitals yet? I know you hate having that thing down there and sometimes you feel out of place with normal people, but for christ sake man have it removed by a professional you won't be sorry.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams















Reply
Duchess Away
Administrator
******
Posts: 85,283
Threads: 2,913
Joined: Jun 2008
#3
06-11-2011, 05:46 AM


Jesus Christ, you're fucked up, Dick. 78
[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]
Website
Reply
IMaDick Offline
Fuck off,I am a legend !
**
Posts: 12,939
Threads: 288
Joined: Jun 2008
#4
06-11-2011, 09:38 AM
stupid bitch.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams















Reply
Duchess Away
Administrator
******
Posts: 85,283
Threads: 2,913
Joined: Jun 2008
#5
06-11-2011, 09:41 AM


DIAF
[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]
Website
Reply
IMaDick Offline
Fuck off,I am a legend !
**
Posts: 12,939
Threads: 288
Joined: Jun 2008
#6
06-11-2011, 10:10 AM
Who would take care of all of my animals if I did?

Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams















Reply
Duchess Away
Administrator
******
Posts: 85,283
Threads: 2,913
Joined: Jun 2008
#7
06-11-2011, 10:30 AM
(06-11-2011, 10:10 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Who would take care of all of my animals if I did?


No fair! Ugh!

[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]
Website
Reply
thekid65 Offline
Mocker
**
Posts: 2,722
Threads: 140
Joined: Jan 2009
#8
06-11-2011, 10:53 AM
heh, he pulled the "animal card" and exploited your weakness

* thekid65 takes notes for use later on.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

Reply
Cynical Ninja Offline
back and as popular as ever
***
Posts: 15,939
Threads: 392
Joined: Jun 2008
#9
06-11-2011, 11:27 AM
(06-11-2011, 05:46 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Jesus Christ, you're fucked up, Dick. 78

Absolutely.

And he calls me insane. Hello Mt Pot I believed you've met Mr Kettle.

We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
Reply
Luke Warmwater Offline
Tepid Bitch
**
Posts: 1,307
Threads: 62
Joined: Feb 2009
#10
06-11-2011, 12:02 PM
(06-11-2011, 10:10 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Who would take care of all of my animals if I did?

hopefully not the same person that does the housekeeping...

did anyone else notice the filth of his house in those pictures?

I actually felt sorry for the poor bastards...
Fug duh kund
Reply
Luke Warmwater Offline
Tepid Bitch
**
Posts: 1,307
Threads: 62
Joined: Feb 2009
#11
06-12-2011, 03:22 PM
ignoring my above comments doesn't mean the fact will go away.

come on dickless, explain to us why your home is filthier than most homeless camps and abodes....
Fug duh kund
Reply
Cynical Ninja Offline
back and as popular as ever
***
Posts: 15,939
Threads: 392
Joined: Jun 2008
#12
06-13-2011, 08:46 AM
Maybe because dick lives in squallor that would explain his attitude, must be a bit demoralising living in a house with ground in pet hairs all over the floor and an inch thick of dust on all the shelves.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
Reply
Cynical Ninja Offline
back and as popular as ever
***
Posts: 15,939
Threads: 392
Joined: Jun 2008
#13
06-13-2011, 09:58 AM
Maybe if dick could find his wifes clit she might be more inclined to run a duster and vaccum cleaner over the dump.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
Reply
sally Away
Mock Elder
***
Posts: 25,578
Threads: 227
Joined: Dec 2008
#14
06-13-2011, 10:26 AM
Dick's house looks like something out of a Texas chainsaw massacre movie.
Reply
IMaDick Offline
Fuck off,I am a legend !
**
Posts: 12,939
Threads: 288
Joined: Jun 2008
#15
06-13-2011, 10:29 AM
I take full responsibility for the dust, that kind of thing happens when you tear out old plaster and replace it with sheet rock.

at least OP didn't let me down, He followed the leader and ran with no information, developed a delusion to fit with a made up reality and then made that delusion part of his life.

congrats OP you're still a mental case.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams















Reply
sally Away
Mock Elder
***
Posts: 25,578
Threads: 227
Joined: Dec 2008
#16
06-13-2011, 10:48 AM
Excuse Dick's house, it's a bit dusty from the renovations.

[Image: houston_mess_apartment_slob_disgust.jpg]

[Image: houston_mess_apartment_slob_disg-1.jpg]
Reply
IMaDick Offline
Fuck off,I am a legend !
**
Posts: 12,939
Threads: 288
Joined: Jun 2008
#17
06-13-2011, 10:51 AM
hah Sally takes pictures of her house and tries to pass them off as mine
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams















Reply
Cynical Ninja Offline
back and as popular as ever
***
Posts: 15,939
Threads: 392
Joined: Jun 2008
#18
06-13-2011, 11:18 AM
(06-13-2011, 10:29 AM)IMaDick Wrote: I take full responsibility for the dust, that kind of thing happens when you tear out old plaster and replace it with sheet rock.

at least OP didn't let me down, He followed the leader and ran with no information, developed a delusion to fit with a made up reality and then made that delusion part of his life.

congrats OP you're still a mental case.

You posted the information dumbass i.e the photos of the filthy, grimy shitpile you call a home. Maybe you could offer some more illegals a dollar an hour to go over your dung heap abode with some fucking lemon pledge.

Honest to christ I would wipe my feet after LEAVING that dump.

From this day forth I Christen you Mr squallor.

We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
Reply
IMaDick Offline
Fuck off,I am a legend !
**
Posts: 12,939
Threads: 288
Joined: Jun 2008
#19
06-13-2011, 11:31 AM
OP, you would have to own a house and have enough money to remodel to know what occurs during a renovation of plaster and lathe to sheetrock.

Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams















Reply
Cynical Ninja Offline
back and as popular as ever
***
Posts: 15,939
Threads: 392
Joined: Jun 2008
#20
06-13-2011, 11:35 AM
(06-13-2011, 11:31 AM)IMaDick Wrote: OP, you would have to own a house and have enough money to remodel to know what occurs during a renovation of plaster and lathe to sheetrock.

I don't do much DIY I hire peons like you to do all the hard work for me.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
Reply