This is exactly why a cracker jacks ring is the way to go for an engagement ring.

Never under estimate that girl you love, she knows 20 different ways to screw you and only one of those 20 ways actually require you to be there when she does it..

(07-08-2011, 12:03 AM)Cracker Wrote: No, I'm not sending nudes, so don't get carried away.

Damn.... I'm absolutely gutted :( ...

My evil, cunning plan failed!

(07-08-2011, 08:33 PM)WolfHouse Wrote: Maybe guys should put a cubic z in the ring until the wedding day.

I'd veto that.

(07-08-2011, 11:48 PM)IMaDick Wrote: This is exactly why a cracker jacks ring is the way to go for an engagement ring.

It's incredible that you actually found three women who would go along with that sentiment.

I don't wear jewelry, but I did get some very pricey kitchen supplies that I would not have given back had I ended the relationship.

My girls all got diamonds for engagement rings sweetie, two whites and one champagne all set in 18K gold, I actually designed the wedding ring that my wife wears now, I had it made it has a 1.4 carat white brilliant cut VS-1 in it.

I have designed jewelry for many years, you should really be pissed if your man bought you some shit off the shelf.

If we had not gotten married after being engaged it would depend on the circumstances whether or not I would have wanted the ring back.

(07-09-2011, 01:09 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I have designed jewelry for many years.

Oh you go girl!

I don't buy diamonds or gems on moral grounds.

The matching platinum wedding bands me and my wife wear were ethically sourced and constructed.

You're an idiot, most goldsmiths and jewelry designers are men.

Unless you're talking about that crap they sell at wal-mart, which is I had to guess is where you got your cheap assed rings, since we all know you don't have and never have had a job.

Platinum, HAHAHAHA make up some more shit will ya OP, I could use another good laugh.

Was just thinking..I did not want an engagement ring..but do have a wedding band..which I paid for...guess you could say I did, since we paid for our rings out of our joint checking. So, if we break up, he can do whatever he wants with HIS band, I am keeping mine.

It's not hard to keep a woman happy, just do what we tell you to do and stuff.

I wouldn't like that at all.

Don't you hate it when women drop "my husband" this and "my husband" that into conversations. It's like please elevate my social status I'M MARRIED!!!

I hate it when men drop 'women just want....' into a conversation. Men have no idea what women want; women only know what women want the minute they want it

Women always live vicariously through their husbands.

Dick is a sexist dinosaur.

Hence the three wives.

We are men.........
We can change..
If we have to....
I guess.

And if your woman don't find ya handsome she better find ya handy!

(07-09-2011, 09:01 PM)White Pud Wrote: Dick is a sexist dinosaur.

Hence the three wives.

I'm going to give Dick the benefit of the doubt. He probably just attracts toothless, homeless, crack addicted women who in fact DO live vicariously through him.














(Sorry Mrs. Dicks. j/k).

(07-09-2011, 09:01 PM)White Pud Wrote: Dick is a sexist dinosaur.

Hence the three wives.

Married to young to first wife,2^nd wife died, married now.

I guess you have all of the answers don't you pud sucker?



My suggestion is if your wife is real and not a delusion, you better be a servant to her, because you won't find another.

(07-09-2011, 07:55 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Women always live vicariously through their husbands.

We don't need a "husband" to enjoy our lives!

Everytime I see 'Imadick' on the screen, I can't help but think it should be 'Imapenis'.... I'm pretty sure he's a few inches off being a real dick...

I'm also pretty sure he talks bicariouslt out of his ass