(07-11-2011, 01:47 PM)White Pud Wrote: Why would I want to piss in my yard/garden?, I've got two toilets in the house.

Suppose its okay for rednecks and shit kickers like maggot and dick.

Thats right You have to sit down to pee.

Yes boys can pee outside sometimes. Like in the woods. But not in the yard at my house.

Maggottyboo - I will watch out for wayward wieners spraying when I smack the asses of my boys if I catch them peeing outside.

You can actually be charged with exposing yourself if you get caught urinating in public view. You might have to register as a sex offender if some kid tells their mom they saw your penis. Not that any kid could see your penis without the microscope, but you never know when some nerdy kid will be burning ants with a magnifying glass...

I know you won't believe me:

Every American state keeps a register of sex offenders. California has had one since 1947, but most states started theirs in the 1990s. Many people assume that anyone listed on a sex-offender registry must be a rapist or a child molester. But most states spread the net much more widely. A report by Sarah Tofte of Human Rights Watch, a pressure group, found that at least five states required men to register if they were caught visiting prostitutes. At least 13 required it for urinating in public (in two of which, only if a child was present). No fewer than 29 states required registration for teenagers who had consensual sex with another teenager. And 32 states registered flashers and streakers.

Source: http://www.economist.com/node/14164614?s...extfeature

It's illegal in your state, Maggot:

Arizona, Ariz. Rev. Stat. §13-3821 (if the individual has more than one previous conviction for public urination—two if
exposed to a person under 15; three if exposed to a person over 15); California, Cal. Penal Code §314(1)-(2), 290; Connecticut,
Conn. Gen. Stat. §53a-186, §54-250, §54-251 (if the victim was under 18); Georgia, O.C.G.A. §42-1-12, 16-6-8 (if done in view of
a minor); Idaho, Idaho Code Ann. §18-4116, 8306, 8304; Kentucky, Ky. Rev. Stat. Ann. §510.148, §17.520, 500, §510.150;
Massachusetts, Mass. Gen. Laws ch. 272 §16, ALM GL ch. 6 §178G, 178C; Michigan, Mich. Comp. Laws §167(1)(f), §28.722,
723; New Hampshire, N.H. Rev. Stat. Ann. §651-B:1, RSA 651-B:2, 645:1(II), (III); Oklahoma, 57 Okl.St. §582.21, §1021; South
Carolina, S.C. Code Ann. §23-3-430; Utah, Utah Code Ann. §77-27-21.5, §76-9-702.5; Vermont, Vt. Stat. Ann. Tit. 13, §2601,
§5407, 5401.

Gotta admit that I've urinated 'outside' many times in my life, usually in the woods, but also a couple of times in the streets of Oslo, Norway back in the 80's (everyone else was doing it).

However, I've never once pissed in my OWN back yard. Thought never even crossed my mind. Maybe you're talking about acres and acres of 'backyard' and that's why it would be impossible to get inside to the can? That's about the only thing I can imagine. Please tell me I'm right?

I've peed outdoors quite a bit...usually drunk & appalled by disgusting public restrooms.

(07-11-2011, 03:41 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I've peed outdoors quite a bit...usually drunk & appalled by disgusting public restrooms.

If you were in your own yard, though, you'd make it inside I bet?

i knew it was illegal Cracker. there used to be a real knuckle-dragging neanderthal at another forum who bragged about peeing in his yard to annoy his neighbors (including kids), i was delighted to find out he was finally charged. hahahaha
his swine of a wife thought it made him quite "manly".

(07-11-2011, 03:43 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: If you were in your own yard, though, you'd make it inside I bet?

Yeah, I'd make it inside...unless I was shitfaced & walking back home from the stable, it's about a city block away so I might have to walk over to a tree or something.

(07-11-2011, 03:45 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: his swine of a wife thought it made him quite "manly".

By any chance is this the moron that gave his dog salt water?

I admit I grew up outside and we always had toilet paper in the truck when we were out at the mines or in our saddlebags if we were moving cattle. We were always taught to bury any paper and my brother was taught to pee under a bush or behind a tree where others wouldn't walk in it. I think my dad would have seriously fucked one of us up for peeing in our yard. He would have gone on and on about white trash and being too lazy to walk in the house to use the commode.

Mexican laborers crap anywhere. They will crap in the open and not bury it. Cats bury their leavings, how come dogs don't? Fucking dogs.

(07-11-2011, 03:50 PM)Cracker Wrote: Mexican laborers crap anywhere.

I've heard that they won't put toilet paper in the toilet. I don't know if that's the truth or someone pulling my leg.

(07-11-2011, 03:48 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(07-11-2011, 03:45 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: his swine of a wife thought it made him quite "manly".

By any chance is this the moron that gave his dog salt water?

no. that one likely pees in his bloomers. or big girl panties.

What I really don't get is why so many goddamn men spit? That should be fucking illegal. I see spitters everywhere; it's disgusting. I don't want to walk in your stupid spit, assholes.

(07-11-2011, 03:59 PM)username Wrote: What I really don't get is why so many goddamn men spit? That should be fucking illegal. I see spitters everywhere; it's disgusting. I don't want to walk in your stupid spit, assholes.

I agree! I can't stand it & it's even worse when they do all that shit with their nose & then spit it out. Oh fuck, I never should have went there, it's making me gag.

(07-11-2011, 03:53 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I've heard that they won't put toilet paper in the toilet. I don't know if that's the truth or someone pulling my leg.

Gah! It's true: http://www.yucatanliving.com/yucatan-sur...eptica.htm

I know! What the hell are they so eager to hack up? It's like they're working so hard to find something to spit on to the street.

Bluck!

Don't forget Snot-Rockets.

Nothing says manliness better than plugging one nostril with your finger and the blowing the other out on the street.

*see Duchess heave*

(07-11-2011, 04:06 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Don't forget Snot-Rockets.

It's called an Okie Blow. Of Mice and Men and all that...

I'm post . . . not pre-Sputnik.