I tossed a few things on Craigs list and got a few responses, one guy sent a message that he wanted to buy my car. This is what he wrote:


I amm interested could u send pics thanks

I answered: I will not sell it to someone who cannot spell.

He shot back: Wow dude your a huge pile of shit!!!!!!!!!

I said: Your spellings getting better. Here's a few pics.



Mock is a bad influence on me.

I guess he needed a new ride for the Hillbilly Olympics - in your neck of the woods.

When is the Demolition Derby?

Or is it for a Kissing Booth?

That reminded me of the Halloween you caught the kids trying to steal gas. I don't know why it would have, it's not even remotely similar.

maybe he'll give you an O.U.I. for the cash Maggot.

(08-09-2011, 08:18 PM)Duchess Wrote:

That reminded me of the Halloween you caught the kids trying to steal gas. I don't know why it would have, it's not even remotely similar.

That was fun and educational. I was a teacher in the "no child gets away with shit" program.

(08-09-2011, 08:15 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: I guess he needed a new ride for the Hillbilly Olympics - in your neck of the woods.

When is the Demolition Derby?

Or is it for a Kissing Booth?

Demolition derby is in September. I got kicked out of the kissing booth for unzipping my fly.

You dirty monkey.

you selling the muscle car Maggoty?

(08-09-2011, 08:29 PM)Duchess Wrote:

You dirty monkey.

Is that a Jimmy Durante reincarnation?

(08-09-2011, 08:26 PM)Maggot Wrote: I got kicked out of the kissing booth for unzipping my fly.

That was rude of him.

You paid the dollar, right?

(08-09-2011, 08:29 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: you selling the muscle car Maggoty?

Yes, I have my eye on a 68 Cuda from Crackerland. Mopar was my first love anyways.

(08-09-2011, 08:33 PM)Maggot Wrote:

(08-09-2011, 08:29 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: you selling the muscle car Maggoty?

Yes, I have my eye on a 68 Cuda from Crackerland. Mopar was my first love anyways.

when are you going to get it so you can drive down here and terrorize the general driving population again?

before it snows?

(08-09-2011, 08:41 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:

(08-09-2011, 08:33 PM)Maggot Wrote:

(08-09-2011, 08:29 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: you selling the muscle car Maggoty?

Yes, I have my eye on a 68 Cuda from Crackerland. Mopar was my first love anyways.

when are you going to get it so you can drive down here and terrorize the general driving population again?

before it snows?

Is that dripping tunnel safe?

(08-09-2011, 08:33 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:

(08-09-2011, 08:26 PM)Maggot Wrote: I got kicked out of the kissing booth for unzipping my fly.

That was rude of him.

You paid the dollar, right?

Well...Yeah! Who would'nt........It was my 7^th grade teacher.

(08-09-2011, 08:33 PM)Maggot Wrote:

(08-09-2011, 08:29 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: you selling the muscle car Maggoty?

Yes, I have my eye on a 68 Cuda from Crackerland. Mopar was my first love anyways.

I still mourn my 69 Camaro SS (not a clone) I had to sell to pay divorce attorneys. A guy that owns a car dealership bought it. Like he didn't have enough cars already.

Maggot: Is that dripping tunnel safe?


i wouldn't drive through it!



Boston Herald
A massive “sinkhole” at least 4 feet deep and up to 190 feet long has created a “void” under the Interstate 90 connector tunnel in the problem-plagued Big Dig, adding to a growing list of engineering failures that include a deadly ceiling collapse, dangerously unstable light fixtures and lethal railings, state transportation officials revealed yesterday.

Transportation officials insist there is no risk of a new catastrophic collapse in the tunnel — the same one where Milena Del Valle was killed by a 3-ton slab of concrete five years ago — but some critics said they aren’t convinced.

I always got a kick outta that gal. Lordy I miss that bitch.

me too.