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#401
08-10-2011, 06:28 PM
It doesn't matter if anyone else likes you, aussie. WE like you. That should be enough. We don't like just anybody...
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#402
08-10-2011, 06:31 PM
So . . .

The new lust interest hasn't played 'hide the didgeridoo', as of yet?

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08-10-2011, 06:35 PM
My friend went on a date this weekend with this "hot" guy she met on Match.com. Her divorce has been final for about a month, but I won't go into that...

Anyway, she gets there and he is truly as big as his avatar. Super tiny and skinny. She let him buy her dinner but he didn't get any ass. So she moved on to the next guy on Match. She makes sure they have money before she goes.

She better hurry, though, because she smokes and tans heavily. She better find someone to fill up her handbag before she turns into one.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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08-10-2011, 06:40 PM
(08-10-2011, 06:35 PM)Cracker Wrote: She better hurry, though, because she smokes and tans heavily.

Does she sport cougar skin cleavage, on the first date?
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08-10-2011, 06:43 PM
(08-10-2011, 06:40 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Does she sport cougar skin cleavage, on the first date?

Yes, with the short skirt. No tits to speak of, but I can't blame her for trying.

She's one of those people who has looked like she's 50 since she was 20. I know this because she showed me her prom picture one time.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#406
08-10-2011, 06:53 PM
Time to upgrade the tits. The investment that keeps on giving and getting.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/nationno...ebate.html

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08-10-2011, 07:14 PM
WHY have a story about an 83 year old getting implants and NOT show a picture of her. That is just wrong.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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08-10-2011, 07:17 PM
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08-10-2011, 07:19 PM
Trust me . . . it's Helen's breasts that get the boys hot.

I didn't have the stomach to look for a pic.

Perky with wrinkles is my white after Labor Day.
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08-10-2011, 08:06 PM
(08-10-2011, 07:14 PM)Cracker Wrote: WHY have a story about an 83 year old getting implants and NOT show a picture of her. That is just wrong.

Now is the winter of her DDiscontent?
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08-10-2011, 08:14 PM
hah hah
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08-10-2011, 08:16 PM
you are all BBitches. with DDemerits. and AAnts. and CCrabs. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

















































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08-10-2011, 08:23 PM
Silly girls.

Yeah, it was hot as fuck again today.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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08-10-2011, 08:27 PM
Relaxed Drink

'nuff said.
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08-10-2011, 10:47 PM
Look I have to admit I would like to get new "girls" after the breastfeeding stint, but I just wouldn't like all that pain and shit, hey dick?
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08-11-2011, 08:53 AM
Cracker: WHY have a story about an 83 year old getting implants and NOT show a picture of her. That is just wrong.


can we get back to the weather now? 54
after a couple years in her coffin you won't be able to distinquish her from anna nicole silicone...just blobs left. hah

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08-11-2011, 11:40 AM
New Hampshire has a nice breeze today and a comfortable 78 to 80~ish temp. I'm lovin' it! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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#418
08-11-2011, 02:11 PM
(08-10-2011, 10:47 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Look I have to admit I would like to get new "girls" after the breastfeeding stint, but I just wouldn't like all that pain and shit, hey dick?

I haven't even seen the old ones yet, don't expect me to pay for new ones.
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08-11-2011, 02:23 PM
Today is a great day.
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08-11-2011, 09:30 PM
(08-11-2011, 02:11 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I haven't even seen the old ones yet, don't expect me to pay for new ones.
hah
Hey Dick I have got good news for you. My sister rang me she didn't apologise (of course). She wants me to list something on ebay for her, which i will do. Whatever. Anyway, you don't care about that, the point being the french frog has left and she is back on the market Smiley_emoticons_wink

Maybe it's the sadist in me, but do you want me to put in a good word? If so which word would that be?
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