Newbie here .... Starting my own thread as instructed

This site is so refreshing!!! I've been lurking here for awhile and decided to take the plunge. I like hearing REAL views from REAL people on a variety of topics ... it's liberating. Being politically correct was never my forte. Thanks for having me...

Cute.

The Kevin Bacon thing has been done, ad nauseum.

If you only had put one more emoticon in your first post your name would be in blue. Doesn't anyone read the fine print?

Now . . . tell us about yourself.

Tiki, you keep feeding the strays, more will keep coming. Rat poison is so much better.

(08-11-2011, 12:49 AM)Fruitcake Wrote: [quote='Fruitcake' pid='181931' dateline='1313037913']

Newbie here .... Starting my own thread as instructed

Mrs. Wormer, I'm so glad you could come.

(08-11-2011, 12:49 AM)Fruitcake Wrote: This site is so refreshing!!! I've been lurking here for awhile and decided to take the plunge. I like hearing REAL views from REAL people on a variety of topics ... it's liberating. Being politically correct was never my forte. Thanks for having me...

Flounder, I am appointing you pledge representative to the social committee.

(08-11-2011, 12:54 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Tiki, you keep feeding the strays, more will keep coming. Rat poison is so much better.

As long as they aren't those filthy Somalians, they are welcome to my food.

Unless they have flies buzzing around them.

And are Colored.

Or androgynous.

(08-11-2011, 12:59 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: As long as they aren't those filthy Somalians, they are welcome to my food.

Unless they have flies buzzing around them.

And are Colored.

Or androgynous.

What if they're in those annoying commercials that claim you can own one for the cost of a cup of coffee? Or behind chain link?

(08-11-2011, 12:51 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: Cute.

The Kevin Bacon thing has been done, ad nauseum.

If you only had put one more emoticon in your first post your name would be in blue. Doesn't anyone read the fine print?

Now . . . tell us about yourself.

Fine print? I'm joining a forum, not buying a house.... I'm thinking if it was important enough, maybe it shouldn't have been in fine print.
I'm a frustrated Accountant who wishes she would have done something more with her life. A definite news junkie and personally, I think most people are idiots. I try every day to find people who aren't and am always disappointed but keep the faith.
Got one son who I'd kill for, a dysfunctional extended family, I love my having a few cocktails and have an addictive personality.
Sometimes when i wake up, I look like a troll BUT I'm definitely not one. Wouldn't waste my time.
What Kevin Bacon thing? I'm a sub and Duchess' avatar is amazing.
That's more than most of my close friends know... Anything else?

^^^ Look!! no emoticons!! I'm a quick learner too....

So you like the cock...tails....now how does this make you feel?

(08-11-2011, 01:09 AM)Fruitcake Wrote: Anything else?

Uh yeah. For HairOfTheDog and I, would you be willing to go to the Body Farm internet sites and see if a 7-10 day old decomposing body would still have identifiable vaginal and rectal tears?

(08-11-2011, 01:09 AM)Fruitcake Wrote: Fine print? I'm joining a forum, not buying a house.... I'm thinking if it was important enough, maybe it shouldn't have been in fine print.
I'm a frustrated Accountant who wishes she would have done something more with her life.

To join, one must become a member. Fine print should be second nature to you . . . if you're an accountant.

Personally, I hate accountants. They're jews who couldn't make in medical or law school. And they're dull.

You should be ashamed with your chosen vocation. There is no creativity with numbers . . . unless you're a crook.

Rent Animal House . . .

Lmao.. seriously? I read "Body Farm" Have gone to the websites... have watched "faces of death", my dad is a cop who worked in manhattan, I grew up with lots of cops. My favorite stories are about the drug addicts who foam at the mouth for hours after they're already dead or one of my Dad's biggest cases where the guy cut off a woman's tits with a razor and kept one to sleep with. I've dealt with these stories around the thanksgiving table. not just read them in the news or saw them on websites. I'm a recovering Catholic who went to Catholic school so they've already TRIED to instill the fear of God in me. Grew up with bigots, racists, perverts, thieves and the 7 words George Carlin claims you can't say on TV.
NOT proud of being an Accountant but it puts dinner on the table.

You are seriously...seriously fucked up. Please seek help immediately. And give me your card so I can call you next tax season.

(08-11-2011, 01:17 AM)HellNurse Wrote:

(08-11-2011, 01:09 AM)Fruitcake Wrote: Anything else?

Uh yeah. For HairOfTheDog and I, would you be willing to go to the Body Farm internet sites and see if a 7-10 day old decomposing body would still have identifiable vaginal and rectal tears?

You seem to be foaming at the mouth when it comes to whether or not a young girl was raped before she was killed.

(08-11-2011, 01:35 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote:

(08-11-2011, 01:17 AM)HellNurse Wrote:

(08-11-2011, 01:09 AM)Fruitcake Wrote: Anything else?

Uh yeah. For HairOfTheDog and I, would you be willing to go to the Body Farm internet sites and see if a 7-10 day old decomposing body would still have identifiable vaginal and rectal tears?

You seem to be foaming at the mouth when it comes to whether or not a young girl was raped before she was killed.

Um.. ok.. have NO idea what you're talking about, my dear...

And here I was thinking we finally had a newb with a modicum of brainpower.

Color me wrong.

my dear.

(08-11-2011, 01:33 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: You are seriously...seriously fucked up. Please seek help immediately. And give me your card so I can call you next tax season.

Lmfao.. I find seriously fucked up people so much more interesting.. I always seem to befriend the person no one else likes.... usually get fucked in the end, but it makes for an experience....

(08-11-2011, 01:44 AM)Fruitcake Wrote:

(08-11-2011, 01:33 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: You are seriously...seriously fucked up. Please seek help immediately. And give me your card so I can call you next tax season.

Lmfao.. I find seriously fucked up people so much more interesting.. I always seem to befriend the person no one else likes.... usually get fucked in the end, but it makes for an experience....

Sometimes befriending the person no one else likes gets you fucked in the end because you saw much later what others saw from the start.

Just sayin....

(08-11-2011, 01:41 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: And here I was thinking we finally had a newb with a modicum of brainpower.

Color me wrong.

my dear.

Lmao... u didn't appreciate the patronizing "my dear" phrase???? ... I was clueless as to your accusation so i thought I might ignite the situation to see who u thought I may be... I assume this site gets alot of assholes trying to get on to fight THEIR good fight?? I have no agenda except to maybe get a few intelligent opinions from people who aren't afraid to speak their mind...