(08-29-2011, 01:55 PM)White Pud Wrote:

(08-29-2011, 01:47 PM)IMaDick Wrote: If it was really a new Mock you wouldn't still be kissing Duchesses ass or would you? I guess the more things change the more they stay the same.

Unlike you Duchess actually knows me and knows for a fact I don't kiss anyones ass.

She likes me and I like her, get over it you jealous bitch.

If that was happening, I'd know it...and like it.

So, did Tiki decide to stay in Arizona?

I would retire in Arizona.

(08-29-2011, 10:13 PM)Maggot Wrote: I would retire in Arizona.

Just a couple of more years Maggot. :wheelchair:

screw arizona, once you stop in the mountains of New Mexico and visit me on your way, you will pitch your retirement tent here and here is where you will stay.

Is Arizona really Godforsaken?

See, I knew he's used to living in a tent. Most probably made out of cardboard boxes and old carpets.

What's so New about that Mexico anyway? Less of a drug problem and nobody is trying to "dick" tunnels into the States perhaps?

amazing Arizona guy :wheelchair:



AZ
A pensioner is lucky to be alive after impaling himself in the eye with a pair of pruning shears.

Leroy Luetscher, 86, had been gardening outside his home in Tucson, Arizona, when the horrific accident took place - but amazingly he is expected to make a full recovery.

He had dropped the shears which landed point-side down in the ground and then bent down to pick them up. But he lost his balance and fell face down directly on to the handle.

(08-30-2011, 08:29 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: He had dropped the shears which landed point-side down in the ground and then bent down to pick them up. But he lost his balance and fell face down directly on to the handle.

Fucking hell.

(08-30-2011, 08:29 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: he lost his balance and fell face down directly on to the handle.

Holy Moly!

I wonder if when they pulled it out, it made a sucking sound.

Oh Gawd

If I lived close to him, I would finish the pruning for him.

Thats very nice but the handle would be slippery. Be careful.

(08-30-2011, 08:29 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: A pensioner is lucky to be alive after impaling himself in the eye with a pair of pruning shears.

The down side of deporting illegal landscapers.

I'm bettin' he'll now be keeping an eye out for day labor at the Home Depot.

If I lived close to him I would put a lanyard on his clippers.

(08-30-2011, 10:31 AM)IMaDick Wrote: If I lived close to him I would put a lanyard on his clippers.

If you lived near him you would hire some wetbacks to do his gardening.

To commemorate the arrival of Prince Harry in Gila Bend and celebrate the continuing oppressive heat . . .

Here's a tune from a Tucson band. My older brothers would grab me as a kid and twirl me around, listening to these guys.

I think I was the only AZ 9 year old who could country swing.

holy