French this, babe.

Youd love me too.

(11-23-2011, 04:55 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(11-23-2011, 04:52 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: My X blamed me for her putting on 45 lbs in 4 months. I was working on our new house in Texas, she was working in Canada at the time. So it was obviously my fault.

If you don't mind my asking, how did you afford to feed her?

Are you Canadian? Cracker is kinda hinky about Canadians. Especially the dark ones...

NOW I remember! I blame black people. For pretty much everything. Except art and literature...

Well as it turns out I couldn't, afford it anyways. She was working up there and staying in a hotel and drinking 2 bottles of wine every night with room service meals, Company picked up the dinner tab, I had to cover the bar tab. Lay around in a hotel every day for 4 months drink 2 bottles of wine and your ass Will swell up.
Oh, I am Texan, through and through

(11-23-2011, 08:45 PM)sally Wrote: I never blame anyone but myself for the way my life turned out, which isn't all that bad. Even when the basset hound pisses in the garage I blame myself for buying the stupid fucker.

No you don't blame others, but you take out your shit life on the rest of us and the poor dog don't you?

For the record, the french suck.

I swallow too.

I regretted that almost immediately. Fucking fuck.

They are not called frogs for nothing you know! I think the men are gay and stuff.

You can bet that if any of the shit is my fault, it was the best shit ever created.

So go ahead and blame me for all of the shit and just know that you got your moneys worth.

Dick, are you saying that you are responsible for the french? Because if you are I want you to know that I am really pissed off with you about them. They totally suck and who do they think they are anyway?

(11-24-2011, 09:47 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I regretted that almost immediately. Fucking fuck.

LOL

(11-24-2011, 09:39 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(11-23-2011, 08:45 PM)sally Wrote: I never blame anyone but myself for the way my life turned out, which isn't all that bad. Even when the basset hound pisses in the garage I blame myself for buying the stupid fucker.

No you don't blame others, but you take out your shit life on the rest of us and the poor dog don't you?

Hahahahahahahahaha! aussie bitch-slapped sally! Christmas miracle!

I just now saw that. If it makes her feel better to drink from the goblet of hate during the holidays then so be it, it doesn't bother me none.

Fuck her and the piece of shit prison she comes from.