Meanwhile, one good kiss from me and EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU BITCHES would become melted garlic butter.

(12-02-2011, 03:46 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Meanwhile, one good kiss from me and EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU BITCHES would become melted garlic butter.

that was pretty funny. until i actually considered what it would be like to kiss you.

MF is so adorable and gorgeous i'd kiss his garlicy face and then cook him his favorite dinner. so there!

(12-02-2011, 02:57 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Of course Duchess you are all up in Big Sexy's grill so you probably want to be his body pillow. LOL

He'd crack her head like a coconut with those beefy stubs.

(12-02-2011, 03:46 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Meanwhile, one good kiss from me and EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU BITCHES would become melted garlic butter.

I could put a bow on it and dress Petey up a bit but but but I'm not sure I could go through with it completly. I I I ma ma might be ba be ba become ......wait let me get drunk first.

I decided to send my body double. His name is "George Glass" he will do what it takes here.

(12-02-2011, 12:57 PM)sally Wrote:

(12-01-2011, 08:08 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: ahahahahahah, that's not my scene.

So you'll have cybersex with strange men, but you won't use a vibrator while you're alone? Different strokes for different folks I guess.

I need the banter

(12-02-2011, 05:57 PM)Maggot Wrote:

(12-02-2011, 03:46 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Meanwhile, one good kiss from me and EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU BITCHES would become melted garlic butter.

I could put a bow on it and dress Petey up a bit but but but I'm not sure I could go through with it completly. I I I ma ma might be ba be ba become ......wait let me get drunk first.

You're gonna have to bring A LOT of rare coins to sweeten THAT deal, fella!

(12-02-2011, 09:08 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:

(12-02-2011, 05:57 PM)Maggot Wrote:

(12-02-2011, 03:46 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Meanwhile, one good kiss from me and EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU BITCHES would become melted garlic butter.

I could put a bow on it and dress Petey up a bit but but but I'm not sure I could go through with it completly. I I I ma ma might be ba be ba become ......wait let me get drunk first.

You're gonna have to bring A LOT of rare coins to sweeten THAT deal, fella!

I was kinda hoping it would not come to that. How bout I paint my fingernails flourecsent and play "crazy" by Willie Nelson under a black light or something. I would go that far to prevent a kiss from some hairy guy trying to kiss me ya know, I really would. I might even post it on youtube on a dare or for silver.

(12-02-2011, 08:04 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(12-02-2011, 12:57 PM)sally Wrote:

(12-01-2011, 08:08 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: ahahahahahah, that's not my scene.

So you'll have cybersex with strange men, but you won't use a vibrator while you're alone? Different strokes for different folks I guess.

I need the banter

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

+1 aussie. She cracks my ass up.

(12-02-2011, 09:32 PM)Maggot Wrote:

(12-02-2011, 09:08 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:

(12-02-2011, 05:57 PM)Maggot Wrote:

(12-02-2011, 03:46 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Meanwhile, one good kiss from me and EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU BITCHES would become melted garlic butter.

I could put a bow on it and dress Petey up a bit but but but I'm not sure I could go through with it completly. I I I ma ma might be ba be ba become ......wait let me get drunk first.

You're gonna have to bring A LOT of rare coins to sweeten THAT deal, fella!

I was kinda hoping it would not come to that. How bout I paint my fingernails flourecsent and play "crazy" by Willie Nelson under a black light or something. I would go that far to prevent a kiss from some hairy guy trying to kiss me ya know, I really would. I might even post it on youtube on a dare or for silver.

I feel sick ...