Would you hump someone that had a great body and a fugly face?

I would ask the women, but we concentrate a little lower...the wallet. haha

Well Yea, their beauty is on the inside

Switching the question around, I would not hump a guy with a great body but a fugly face. I don't think. How great is the body and how big is the wallet....? Can we do a cost benefit analysis on this? Define fugly.

Men don't analyze this stuff. The answer for them is hell yeah. Weirdos.

Not me, the face is extremely important because I love to kiss.

You never kissed an ugly girl?

Attitude is the most important thing. A woman could be a beauty queen but if she just lays there it sucks. An ugly woman with desire and a need for satisfaction can be more satisfying than some prima donna. It is the basic attraction as a whole that really matters. It could be the voice, soft skin, the eyes....... anything. Attitude thats where its at.

I'm not in to ugly, But having said that if the body was hot enough to give me a raging hardon even with a face that would stop a freight train im not sure i would just walk away i might still want to touch certain parts.

Hahaha. Men are honest. That cracks me up.

I was asking because I see more men with pretty chubby women than with skinny fugly women. I know a couple that broke up because she wanted him to only eat healthy things and he said it wasn't worth it. He likes bread and he will end up with a woman who likes bread.

I take that as a position on lifestyle being more important than beauty. I think obese people should end up together so they don't fight because one of them has to do all the housework. If they are both obese, they can just pile stuff up behind the couch and not fight about it. That being said, I bet it is still hard to marry an ugly woman. Unless you are an ugly man, then it is a beggars-can't-be-choosers situation.

I personally don't understand how male accountants ever get laid. I think that's why businessmen go to church, they need the Holy Spirit to help them score because women don't like men with soft hands. I'm not sure about short men. I think they are probably screwed either way.

(12-10-2011, 11:26 AM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: You never kissed an ugly girl?

Me? No, I've never seriously kissed a girl I thought was seriously ugly. I don't think too many people have been forced to romantically kiss someone they are repulsed by.

(12-10-2011, 03:55 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:

(12-10-2011, 11:26 AM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: You never kissed an ugly girl?

Me? No, I've never seriously kissed a girl I thought was seriously ugly. I don't think too many people have been forced to romantically kiss someone they are repulsed by.

And yet sucking ass doesn't bother you, go figure.

After not getting laid for half a year I think most any man would fuck a pineapple while falling out of the tree looking at Mama Cass and not think twice about it. Time between layovers has not even been addressed in this discussion.

I have a whole list of "I'd do her ifs" but most people would be insulted.

I've had girlfriends who weren't beautiful but none had any ugly on the inside. I've seen really unattractive women with good figures. I tend to avoid them but usually when they're really ugly at least some of it goes pretty deep.

Let's just say it's never really come up.

(12-10-2011, 10:49 PM)cladking Wrote: I have a whole list of "I'd do her ifs" but most people would be insulted.

Nah. All the ladies here love you. You are among friends. You can share.

Stupidity is my ugly. And hate. I will laugh about any fucked up thing, but I don't really hate anybody IRL. Some people do and I don't like that. I have also met many people who have NEVER read a book. I mean NEVER read a book. I couldn't hump a non-reader again. (Pretty sure the first husband never read a book after 6^th grade. It was a problem after the fun of sex wore off. Can't fuck all the time...)

Let me try one of the nicer ones and see if it goes over;

She's so obnoxious, I'd have to stuff her panties in her mouth first.

I'm repulsed.

I've never told anyone about the function at the conjunction; "or"gasms, "and"gasms, and "but"gasms.

I've got a million punchlines waiting for a forty-two-itus opportunity.

Ya' just gotta be spontaneous.

I wouldn't do the wild thing with ugliness & I wouldn't be able to fake it no matter how fat his wallet is. I don't want to see homely wrapped around my boob or kissing my belly. Ugh.

I was a very shallow young person. It was all about how he looked...now that I'm older & wiser there are other things that are way more important. He must have a sense of humor, that's a deal breaker as it is #1 on the list of requirements. If you can't make me laugh..fuck off.

Of course, that is what doggie style is for.

(12-11-2011, 12:01 AM)cladking Wrote: Let me try one of the nicer ones and see if it goes over;

She's so obnoxious, I'd have to stuff her panties in her mouth first.

I'm repulsed.

Yeah, don't fuck loud people. That is a sign of poor home training. Also, don't fuck anyone that uses dishes or cups for an ashtray.

(12-11-2011, 08:36 PM)pyropappy Wrote: Of course, that is what doggie style is for.

I'm trying not to judge you.

(12-11-2011, 08:50 PM)Cracker Wrote: Also, don't fuck anyone that uses dishes or cups for an ashtray.

I remember going to restaurants with my parents and everyone was smoking up a storm and putting their butts out on the plate. Really puts you in the mood for dessert.