Shitbirds.

HAPPY NEW YEAR to you too Dickie bird!

i have an overhang. first time in more than 3 years. ick. i'll be here until i fall asleep again!

champagne kills!!

eat goats.

You mean a hang over and you still want to eat goat but you're a chicken shit about it.

no. i'd taste it. i wouldn't eat shark or horse though.

Happy New Year Mockers!!! I am glad it's over. Can we go back to normal now?

(01-01-2012, 11:10 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Shitbirds.

You giveth...and you taketh away...some friggin' preacher you are.

Happy New Year twinkle toes. To late to fix last year........you have another chance this year.

Happy New Year from one shitbird, to the head shitbird!

Hiya Carsman!!! You in Fla yet? The weather is warm here today, kinda like spring.

(01-01-2012, 03:36 PM)Maggot Wrote: Hiya Carsman!!! You in Fla yet? The weather is warm here today, kinda like spring.

Hiya Maggot, yep, been in the SUN for 3-1/2 weeks now. Saw where NE has been unseasonably mild. Except (where I was caught in) for that friggin October 28,29 monster SNOW storm! Every tree on our property was destroyed!

Happy New Year in snakeland Cars! it doesn't matter how far you go. i will send you snake stories! hahahaha xoxoxox

I will be in Haines City at the end of February visiting.

Happy New Year, Dick. May this year you keep your resoluion to not wipe your boogers under the couch.

(01-01-2012, 07:32 PM)sally Wrote: Happy New Year, Dick. May this year you keep your resoluion to not wipe your boogers under the couch.

I only made one resolution and that was to see you naked before the end of the year.

(01-01-2012, 03:52 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Happy New Year in snakeland Cars! it doesn't matter how far you go. i will send you snake stories! hahahaha xoxoxox

Thanks LC, you're all heart, & so thoughtful! I know you will continue to SNAKE me, every chance you get!

Happy Prosperous New Year, Dickless

EVERY FUCKING YEAR YOU TELL THESE IDIOTS NOT TO SHOOT INTO THE SKY. THE BULLETS HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE.

RUSKIN, Fla. – Authorities say they believe celebratory New Year's gunfire falling from the sky critically injured a 12-year-old Tampa Bay-area boy.

The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office said the boy's family was sitting outside their Ruskin home around 1 a.m. Sunday and watching fireworks.

Sheriff's office spokesman Larry McKinnon said the boy's mother saw him fall to the ground, bleeding from his nose and eyes. She drove him to a hospital, where doctors determined he had suffered a gunshot wound from a bullet that entered the top of his head.

McKinnon said the boy remains hospitalized in Tampa in critical condition with the bullet still in his head.

Detectives say no one nearby had been firing a gun. They say the boy apparently was struck by celebratory gunfire that could have been fired miles away.

You would think they could just use fireworks down there.

(01-01-2012, 10:06 PM)Maggot Wrote: You would think they could just use fireworks down there.

as you pass the Mason-Dixon line going south, IQs get exponentially lower. until finally you hit florida. there are of course, exceptions.

(01-01-2012, 10:10 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:

(01-01-2012, 10:06 PM)Maggot Wrote: You would think they could just use fireworks down there.

as you pass the Mason-Dixon line going south, IQs get exponentially lower. until finally you hit florida. there are of course, exceptions.

It was probably the Muslims, they shoot their guns in the air all the time.