(01-07-2012, 01:55 PM)Cracker Wrote: Yesterday I learned my beautiful new boots are 6 hour boots and not 8 hour boots. I was saddened. I'm not sure I am going to give them another try at getting me through the work day.

Surgery?




How about a pair of those padded in-sole thingamajigs? Can you have them stretched? There has to be something!!

(01-07-2012, 04:22 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Stop buying the cheap shit boots and that won't happen.

I know your wife probably wears secondhand boots or biker boots with a blunt toe, but pointy-toed high heeled leather boots need some time to be friendly.

(01-07-2012, 04:35 PM)username Wrote: How about a pair of those padded in-sole thingamajigs?

That's what I need, I think. My arch didn't come close to touching, so my poor piggy toes had the burden of carrying my fat ass around all day. They were fine with that until about 3. Then they cried "Wee, wee, wee" all the way home.

(01-07-2012, 05:24 PM)Cracker Wrote: [quote='IMaDick' pid='214401' dateline='1325967770']

Stop buying the cheap shit boots and that won't happen.






I know your wife probably wears secondhand boots or biker boots with a blunt toe, but pointy-toed high heeled leather boots need some time to be friendly.

Cheap assed leather pointy-toed high heeled boots need time to be friendly.

(01-07-2012, 05:24 PM)Cracker Wrote: "Wee, wee, wee"

I saw the lil' pig going down the zipline when I read that. Hahaha!

(01-07-2012, 06:12 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Cheap assed leather pointy-toed high heeled boots need time to be friendly.

I mostly wear Ariat boots, Dick. They are hardly cheap. The specific ones I am referring to are Chinese Laundry boots. They aren't as expensive as Ariats, but they aren't cheap.

I'm not going to explain women's footwear to a person who has two pairs of shoes: work boots and old man slippers.

I wish this thread had come up the other day. Boy did I have a horrible day!!! Having to deal with a young upstart unqualified know-it-all. It was beyond words.

(01-07-2012, 06:57 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(01-07-2012, 06:12 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Cheap assed leather pointy-toed high heeled boots need time to be friendly.

I mostly wear Ariat boots, Dick. They are hardly cheap. The specific ones I am referring to are Chinese Laundry boots. They aren't as expensive as Ariats, but they aren't cheap.

I'm not going to explain women's footwear to a person who has two pairs of shoes: work boots and old man slippers.

My slippers are elk and my everyday work boots are Danners my climbers are Whites and my western boots are custom fitted and handmade and my tennis shoes are Converse.

Like I said stop buying the cheap shit and you won't have so much breakin time and your feet won't hurt and you will still feel like whacking off while watching the neighbor lady through the window.

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(01-07-2012, 08:01 PM)IMaDick Wrote: My slippers are elk and my everyday work boots are Danners my climbers are Whites and my western boots are custom fitted and handmade and my tennis shoes are Converse.

Okay, Dick.

I don't even feel like explaining having different pairs of shoes just because they look good with certain outfits. If you have at least three different colors of Chuck Taylors we can discuss this. If not, let's not.

I find it amusing you want to discuss my boots with me. Oh, and my slippers are from Target. I don't wear those out of the house (very often, haha). You can be the shoe diva if you want.

Dick, Legend and Shoe Diva because he is Fabuloooouuuus!

hahaha i have more shoes than Imelda Marcos! and all i ever wear is my Uggs. mmmmm comfort!

i never wore any damn shoes in Fla. except for work.

(01-07-2012, 08:38 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(01-07-2012, 08:01 PM)IMaDick Wrote: My slippers are elk and my everyday work boots are Danners my climbers are Whites and my western boots are custom fitted and handmade and my tennis shoes are Converse.

Okay, Dick.

I don't even feel like explaining having different pairs of shoes just because they look good with certain outfits. If you have at least three different colors of Chuck Taylors we can discuss this. If not, let's not.

I find it amusing you want to discuss my boots with me. Oh, and my slippers are from Target. I don't wear those out of the house (very often, haha). You can be the shoe diva if you want.

Dick, Legend and Shoe Diva because he is Fabuloooouuuus!

The only part of discussing your shoes is telling you to stop buying the cheap shit.

You are the one trying to defend your poor choices.

To be honest Im not surprised high heels hurt your feet, mens feet are not designed right for high heels.

I bet you are flat-footed and your wife wears chunky heels.

So anyway, there have been times in the past where I got high as fuck and ate a ton of delicious homemade raviolis.

(01-07-2012, 08:58 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: So anyway, there have been times in the past where I got high as fuck and ate a ton of delicious homemade raviolis.

I know you are going to say homemade is best, but I don't make ravioli. (I think I might have a ravioli press in the garage in a box, but I have never used it.)

What brand of pre-made ravioli is best? Frozen or in the fresh case? If you don't know, you are a worthless Italian American. (I say it Eye talian)

Did the thought of my shoes make your horny or hungry? Because you need to talk to someone about that...

Shut the fuck up and make me my raviolis already.

I tried making homemade raviolis once, what a fucking pain in the ass and they came out like crap on top of it. MF is lucky, he has an old fat Italian woman living in his kitchen.

Please don't channel your failure as a woman into conjured up insults directed my way. Don't side-step the problem and avoid the real issue through attacking. In the end, your ravioli problem will not be fixed that way.

It's too early to be annoyed yet.

However,I have to go to Lowe's home improvement today so I expect to be annoyed shortly.

Raviolis doesn't look right. Ravioli should be good for both singular and plural.

ETA since I'm mildly obsessive: Ravioli: plural; singular: raviolo

(01-08-2012, 11:31 AM)IMaDick Wrote: However,I have to go to Lowe's home improvement today

Ooooo fun!

(01-08-2012, 11:37 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(01-08-2012, 11:31 AM)IMaDick Wrote: However,I have to go to Lowe's home improvement today

Ooooo fun!

I'm putting in a marble countertop on a set of period cabinets that were given to me and I installed in the kitchen.

They don't make cabinets like these anymore, all solid wood with full backs,real chrome hardware and from the same period that my house was built.

I spent yesterday cutting my own Blued pine trims and putting on the hardibacker and installing under cabinet lighting, I just need a bag of unsanded grout that's all im going there for.