but the plain truth is honey, you and I are too decent for this site.


And yet...here you are. hmmmm...

(01-10-2012, 07:17 PM)krystalshores Wrote:

(01-10-2012, 05:48 PM)Cracker Wrote: Having pspence on your side is like winning the Special Olympics; not really a victory.

Actually, winning the Special Olympics is pretty fucking spectacular you little supremacist you.

Wut? What does one have to do with the other? If you are going to speak up, at least make sense.

I'm very proud of your win.

(01-10-2012, 06:45 PM)username Wrote: Oh shit...

Come and get it bitches!

It's the fucking Internet. A Mock site, no less. They can shove the righteous, pompous shit. It isn't going to fly. This isn't real life, folks. Get a fucking grip.

I like to make them all indignant and stand up for shit because someone said something on the Internet. It amuses me. Herding sheep.

(01-10-2012, 07:57 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(01-10-2012, 07:17 PM)krystalshores Wrote:

(01-10-2012, 05:48 PM)Cracker Wrote: Having pspence on your side is like winning the Special Olympics; not really a victory.

Actually, winning the Special Olympics is pretty fucking spectacular you little supremacist you.

Wut? What does one have to do with the other?

She didn't say anything about white supremacy, ya' dumb blonde.

(01-10-2012, 08:38 PM)username Wrote:

(01-10-2012, 07:57 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(01-10-2012, 07:17 PM)krystalshores Wrote:

(01-10-2012, 05:48 PM)Cracker Wrote: Having pspence on your side is like winning the Special Olympics; not really a victory.

Actually, winning the Special Olympics is pretty fucking spectacular you little supremacist you.

Wut? What does one have to do with the other?

She didn't say anything about white supremacy, ya' dumb blonde.

Is there tard supremacy? Because that is the beauty of retardation, you get to do what you want. Even if boogers are involved.

If y'all are expecting a guilt or shame reaction, don't hold your breath. You think I steal wheelchairs?

Your self-righteous indignation is hilarious. I'm sure it is fulfilling to be the self-proclaimed moral compass of the world, but you look fucking ridiculous defending the downtrodden on the Internet.

You guys get the white hats and I'll take the black hat. Unless we are talking about race, then you can keep riding the black horses...

(01-10-2012, 08:55 PM)Cracker Wrote: If y'all are expecting a guilt or shame reaction, don't hold your breath. You think I steal wheelchairs?

Your self-righteous indignation is hilarious.

Who the fuck are you talking to?

We've got a minor league baseball team here called The Raptors. Now I know where they got the name. Thanks Cracker!

(01-10-2012, 09:04 PM)username Wrote: Who the fuck are you talking to?

Not you. But we can pretend it is you if you want them to PM you with their troubles...

Let me know.

(01-10-2012, 09:09 PM)Smegma Wrote: We've got a minor league baseball team here called The Raptors. Now I know where they got the name. Thanks Cracker!

"The Utahraptor, thought to have first been discovered in 1991 in the Cedar Mountains of Utah, was heralded as a great find by the scientific community. Scientists quickly became aware of its awesome ferocity after it stole the italics of the novel it featured in while refusing to become a work of fiction in return. Its classification was welcomed as filling a void in evolutionary theory between the turkey-like scariness of Velociraptor and the holy-fucking-shit-is-that-thing-real scariness of the aptly named Giganotosaurus.

According to their own endearing historical opinions, however, Mormons believe that Utahraptors were extant in the American West when they first settled the area in the 19^th Century."



Hahaha

i really really like the velociraptors in Jurassic Park.

i didn't know there were mormon raptors.

Encyclopaedia Dramatica:

White Knighting refers to the fucktarded online defense of attention whores under the pretense of supposed compassion for some sort of benefit. Generally, this action occurs on websites which foster self-proclaimed Internet Celebrities, who are protected by people that seek some sort of benefit in return- be it secondhand popularity, sex, or just attention. This invariably results in making the defended look even dumber, making the defender look pitiful, and making the entire situation one big clusterfuck of fail/lulz. Recently there seem to be some faggots who white knight for the sake of it. Complete opposite of troll. Second after furries, White Knights are the most probable candidates to die alone.

Psychology
Typical White Knight.
Boiled down to simple terms, white knighting is when some idiot protects some other idiot on the internet, presuming doing so will make them look better or doing so will earn them respect/attention from the maiden. The most stereotypical form of White Knighting is some basement-dwelling nerd on a popular social networking/camwhore site defending some popular girl he has a crush on in order to possibly win her favor, and thus get her to fuck him. This can also apply in a lesser sense to random users on various message boards who defend other members of the board (generally higher ranking members with higher post counts or mods) to look "cool" or "in the know".

In the real world, protecting those who are harassed is entirely normal and acceptable. However, on the Internets, protecting someone who posts stupid shit is tantamount to taking a shit on someone's chest, as Internet culture dictates (rightly so) that pretty much everything must be hated/parodied. Where suffering and bullying in the real world is the realm of heroes, those same things online end up only being hilarious- because you are never forced to do anything online. White Knighting thus exposes itself as a pathetic attempt at social mobility-

In short. It takes balls to protect someone IRL from bullying because there is the off chance you might actually engage the oppressor.But it takes a dumbass to protect someone online who brought it upon themselves with words. If you want the respect of the trolls, you have to fight them in IRL




On the Internet.
In most cases, a White Knight will also possess whatever crippling social disorder their victim has, providing him or her with all the empathy they need to create a special online friendship with their newfound chum. However, when this bond is between members of the opposite sex (where the White Knight is typically male), the relationship goes from savior to one of predator-and-prey, where the White Knight desperately attempts to woo their "girlfriend", usually unsuccessfully. The image of the dashing /b/tard, sweeping their Asperger's-diagnosed damsel off in their tattoo-covered, hillbilly arms, is too powerful an incentive to resist, so they go to great pains to flatter their victim and make them feel loved. This generally leads to the "Nice Guy Syndrome", where the White Knight later goes on Livejournal and cries about how he's so nice and so helpful and yet the girl of his dreams doesn't love him because she's off fucking cooldude.

That ^^^^^^^^^ was fucking great!

"self-proclaimed Internet Celebrities"

Would they also refer to themselves as legends?

Some people don't "get" it. I'm fairly certain nobody here makes fun of disabled people or mixed-race people with any seriousness or IRL. Fat people are the only group that suffers real indignities. If anybody wants to be a real hero, defend the chubbies.

I'm bored with trolling the cows.

(01-10-2012, 09:48 PM)Smegma Wrote: "self-proclaimed Internet Celebrities"

Would they also refer to themselves as legends?

(01-10-2012, 07:57 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(01-10-2012, 07:17 PM)krystalshores Wrote:

(01-10-2012, 05:48 PM)Cracker Wrote: Having pspence on your side is like winning the Special Olympics; not really a victory.

Actually, winning the Special Olympics is pretty fucking spectacular you little supremacist you.

Wut? What does one have to do with the other? If you are going to speak up, at least make sense.

I'm very proud of your win.

Umm....It makes perfect sense to me. :p

WOW Cracker. Get your panties out of a wad. I don't think you steal the retards lunch money or anything. I'm sure you have a few friends that are intelligent yet mentally disabled.
I was stating the obvious. Your post didn't make any sense.
The supremacist part is how I perceive your holier-than-thou internet persona.
How long did it take you to come up with all that shit about Knights and horses?

(01-10-2012, 07:35 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: but the plain truth is honey, you and I are too decent for this site.


And yet...here you are. hmmmm...

Please learn to use the damn quote function!