(01-10-2012, 09:56 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(01-10-2012, 09:42 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Cracker has pretty flowers.

Step in NOW and correct that.

Hang on, let me change it...

Show her now. You may have to refresh the page to see it...

Nope...can't see anything, even after a refresh.
Who am I to correct a 2 yr old when she thinks she sees pretty flowers? She would probably hate Maytee too if I told her what it really was. She has class...

Kind of quiet in here this morning.

Everyone must actually be working this morning.

(01-10-2012, 10:46 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Nope...can't see anything, even after a refresh.

Cracker's new avatar is a black box with an x in the upper left corner. It's quite clever and a testament to Cracker's intelligence.

aw...sweet old granny~~

This 90-year-old grandma is hard of hearing and legally blind. But instead of letting that get her down, she's dancing like nobody's watching! Her grandson shot the video and posted it on YouTube.

facebook:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/My-90-Year...0515184992

gangsta granny

Go Granny Go!

I heard a new expression today. Some lady was bitching about another lady who was treating her like a "push button nigger".

A what? That's my first time hearin' that one.

(01-12-2012, 06:10 PM)Cracker Wrote: "push button nigger".

If that means easy to fire up then I know some push button honkys.

I don't think it is any better than just saying slave. I was shocked because that lady doesn't usually say stuff like that. She's from Alabama, so I bet she has a bunch of slurs we haven't heard.

(01-12-2012, 06:24 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(01-12-2012, 06:10 PM)Cracker Wrote: "push button nigger".

If that means easy to fire up then I know some push button honkys.

I think it means slave. Not entirely sure.

It's time to order Girl Scout cookies! The cute little girl said they will be here during March! Yay! ThIn MiNtS!

They have a new cookie this year, but I was too adult ADD to listen. Just give me the mints, dammit.

They're lemon flavored with powdered sugar on the outside. Mmmmm

Hey, where'd the chat bar go?

Damn, I'm pretty sure I was thisclose to having a heart-to-heart with Cracker.

(01-12-2012, 07:15 PM)Cracker Wrote: It's time to order Girl Scout cookies! The cute little girl said they will be here during March! Yay! ThIn MiNtS!

They have a new cookie this year, but I was too adult ADD to listen. Just give me the mints, dammit.

They are the best. I usually get 10 boxes of Thin Mints, and 2 Lemonades.

Are they still 3.50 a box?

I looked at the list today and there are like 6 girls buying them no guys buy them because that would chip into their beer money. When they make macadamia and vanilla chip get back to me.

(01-12-2012, 09:08 PM)Maggot Wrote: Are they still 3.50 a box?

Yes. My stash is going straight to the freezer for some cold Thin Minty goodness.

(01-12-2012, 09:01 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: They are the best. I usually get 10 boxes of Thin Mints, and 2 Lemonades.

They don't make the Lemon Coolers anymore. Smegma noted that the new ones are fake Lemon Coolers, but don't be fooled. They are not the same.

I always put Thin Mints in the freezer. They are dangerous. I could eat a whole sleeve in one sitting. Not to good for the diet.

When I see those little girls in green with their boxes of awesome cookies my very first thought is DANGER! DANGER!