(01-13-2012, 09:36 PM)ESAD Wrote: Im not trying to bully you, hell i dont even know you, i just saw a picture of you and thought hey id love to do her in the poop shoot, so by all means bend over and touch your toes or go waste some other cunts time

butt fucker

(01-13-2012, 09:37 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(01-13-2012, 09:36 PM)ESAD Wrote: Im not trying to bully you, hell i dont even know you, i just saw a picture of you and thought hey id love to do her in the poop shoot, so by all means bend over and touch your toes or go waste some other cunts time

butt fucker

Pointless quoterererer

(01-13-2012, 08:07 PM)Sterling Wrote:

(01-13-2012, 08:04 PM)sally Wrote: The last time someone said that to me I was 5 and I believe he was 6.

The genesis of your revulsion to older men, huh?

Oh shit..........I'm fucked!

(01-13-2012, 09:42 PM)ESAD Wrote: Pointless quoterererer

Do you think it is creepy when women call their lovers "daddy"? I do. I think it smacks of dysfunction.

I have a butt fucking story about a butter bean:

There is a super bad dive bar where I used to live when I first moved to Georgia. Of course it was my favorite bar. There was this beautiful lady all the men called "Butter Bean". None of the men would take her home or buy her drinks. I asked my friend about why they called her that and why they didn't hit on her. The story: One of the guys (Norm, total redneck tard) was butt fucking her behind the bar. He pulled out his penis, and there was a perfect butter bean (lima bean in redneck speak) on the end of it.

That was the story. I was confused about why it was ok to have poop on your penis, but food was more gross.

Any thoughts?

(01-13-2012, 09:36 PM)Cracker Wrote: sally,

I'm being a bully one thread down. Check it out and gang up with me. PM FAHQ and have her join in, too. user is a wildcard, but we can try...

Do you mean Smegma? If so I can't do it. She can be a bitch sometimes and I don't share her love of cats, but I've always liked her. That would be like Clint Eastwood turning on Litmus in Escape from Alcatraz. Actually it wouldn't be anything like it, but it's the best I can come up with now and you get the point.

Fucking double post. Maybe there is a Devil.

(01-13-2012, 10:29 PM)sally Wrote: Do you mean Smegma? If so I can't do it. She can be a bitch sometimes and I don't share her love of cats, but I've always liked her.

I was teasing aussie with that. I have the ability to be a mean whore to three or four people simultaneously.

I don't mind Smegs. I think it is weird she thinks Duchess "scolded" her, and I'm not sure why it would even matter if she did, but she is no aussie.

I don't want the women thinking if they whine enough the rest of us will walk on egg shells. Not happening.

There, I explained my thinking.

Whore means you charge, which I seriously doubt you'd be able to do. Slut would be a better term.

Warning bells!!! Guys that refer to their parts as "wee wee". That doesn't bode well.

(01-13-2012, 10:40 PM)Smegma Wrote: Whore means you charge, which I seriously doubt you'd be able to do. Slut would be a better term.

I'm good-looking. Tall, blonde, green eyes, slim (if you don't count my ass, it snuck up on me, I just found it one day when I was drying off). I also have tiny little feet. I do have hairy arms, but you can't really tell because it is blonde. I come from snow people somewhere, so I have the genetic code to stay warm.

You come from people who hauled rocks as near as I can tell.

(hahahaha, laughing at my own funny over here)

(01-13-2012, 09:36 PM)ESAD Wrote: Im not trying to bully you, hell i dont even know you, i just saw a picture of you and thought hey id love to do her in the poop shoot

Yeah, I get that a lot believe it or not.

(01-13-2012, 11:00 PM)sally Wrote:

(01-13-2012, 09:36 PM)ESAD Wrote: Im not trying to bully you, hell i dont even know you, i just saw a picture of you and thought hey id love to do her in the poop shoot

Yeah, I get that a lot believe it or not.

Well, aren't we full of ourself.

(01-13-2012, 10:17 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(01-13-2012, 09:42 PM)ESAD Wrote: Pointless quoterererer

Do you think it is creepy when women call their lovers "daddy"? I do. I think it smacks of dysfunction.

I have a butt fucking story about a butter bean:

There is a super bad dive bar where I used to live when I first moved to Georgia. Of course it was my favorite bar. There was this beautiful lady all the men called "Butter Bean". None of the men would take her home or buy her drinks. I asked my friend about why they called her that and why they didn't hit on her. The story: One of the guys (Norm, total redneck tard) was butt fucking her behind the bar. He pulled out his penis, and there was a perfect butter bean (lima bean in redneck speak) on the end of it.

That was the story. I was confused about why it was ok to have poop on your penis, but food was more gross.

Any thoughts?

I would just flick it at her then carry on, maybe ask for a whiskey and coke becoz we were behind the bar.

Would be easy that night.

(01-13-2012, 09:36 PM)ESAD Wrote: Im not trying to bully you, hell i dont even know you, i just saw a picture of you and thought hey id love to do her in the poop shoot

(01-13-2012, 11:00 PM)sally Wrote: Yeah, I get that a lot believe it or not.

I guess so as i thought so.

(01-14-2012, 12:01 AM)username Wrote: Well, aren't we full of ourself.

Maybe, but i would rather fill her up with my cock

(01-14-2012, 12:01 AM)username Wrote:

This looks like that fucking rude bitch OzzeeFreeend, has the ass backwards ape knuckle dragger fuck left yet?


Morning everyone

(01-14-2012, 05:39 AM)Duchess Wrote:

If it makes you feel better I would still do you behind the bar.

Cracker: I'm good-looking. Tall, blonde, green eyes, slim (if you don't count my ass, it snuck up on me, I just found it one day when I was drying off).

It snuck up on you!

(01-14-2012, 11:35 AM)IMaDick Wrote: If it makes you feel better I would still do you behind the bar.

Only dirty girls have sex behind the bar. I am not a dirty girl.

(01-16-2012, 01:22 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(01-14-2012, 11:35 AM)IMaDick Wrote: If it makes you feel better I would still do you behind the bar.

Only dirty girls have sex behind the bar. I am not a dirty girl.

Would you like to be?