(01-14-2012, 12:54 PM)Cracker Wrote: I think it is cute that high school didn't end for most people. Glory days!

I do know stuff. A lot of stuff. You know how you love porn and looking at tits, MS? That's how I feel about learning stuff. I don't hold my interests to just girly things, either. I enjoy science and math and nature along with housekeeping and other feminine delights.

If you want a picture of cracker ass, you are going to have to ask Dick. That is a white man thing...

Do I dominate ALL the threads? I hate it when someone informs you of your faux pas AFTER the fact. Fuckers. You let me walk around all month with THAT booger in my nose...

I thought one was supposed to check one's nose anytime no one was looking.

But, hey, that might be a man thing.

Women have less nose hair so we don't have 'hangers' too often. Plus, we use tissue and not the Okie Blow method of mucous removal.

I'm sure I am considered quite forceful by many. I do let it rip here on occasion. It is healthy to release pent-up frustration instead of showing up to work with a loaded weapon. I see so much that is wrong most days, most of it self-inflicted, that I feel the need to release it to the universe. I guess I should be more egocentric like many posters here: Look what I want. Look what I bought. Look what I did. Nobody gives you too much shit (besides Cracker) if you just focus on yourself.

For the record, it isn't weird to post about food preparation. Humans eat three to five meals a day. Unless you really do eat fast food, frozen food, and canned food. Then you probably are bored by references to cooking fresh foods. I like people who prepare food for their families. Providing sustenance is a basic act of caring for others.














Now watch the people scramble to point out who is a selfish, egocentric prick. It is human nature to project your shortcomings onto others.

(01-14-2012, 10:09 PM)Cracker Wrote: I guess I should be more egocentric like many posters here: Look what I want. Look what I bought. Look what I did. Nobody gives you too much shit (besides Cracker) if you just focus on yourself.

Okay.

Back to me, how about those 49'ers??? I matched up about 50 pairs of socks watching that damn game!

I love matching socks! I throw the mismatched that I can't find matches for in the trash. They really piss me off.

(01-14-2012, 11:30 PM)krystalshores Wrote: I throw the mismatched that I can't find matches for in the trash. They really piss me off.

Me too. I threw out a bunch today.

(01-14-2012, 10:09 PM)Cracker Wrote: It is healthy to release pent-up frustration instead of showing up to work with a loaded weapon. I see so much that is wrong most days, most of it self-inflicted, that I feel the need to release it to the universe.

Wow, interesting coming from the "person" who started a thread about "are you a victim" just a few days ago. Sounds like you are a victim of the universe. Oh poor me, I must deal with other human beings on a day to day basis. blah, blah, blah...

Cracker, Have you ever tried to spend two full days as a positive person? Not just online but in real life. I mean going over the top to be NICE to every person you encounter in the two day period. You might be surprised at how your outlook on life changes.

Enough said....

(01-14-2012, 11:30 PM)krystalshores Wrote: I love matching socks! I throw the mismatched that I can't find matches for in the trash. They really piss me off.

Don't do that!!!

No sock ever got truly lost. Oh sure if you take your clothes to the laundry it might not show up in the lost and found ever but they don't normally get lost in the washer/ dryer or in transit to them.

They get lost under the edge of the desk or under the hamper but they always find their way back into the laundry stream eventually. Just keep the loners in the backof the sockdrawer until you start running low on socks. Instead of buying more when you run low, dump them out and make pairs. I bet I've made 200 pairs in my life and have thrown away only six or ten loners. My loners are caused by me buying many matching pairs at a time. Then I throw them away one at a time as they wear out. This eventually leaves me a single sock.

All these mysteries are just an open book to me.

Mock socks.

(01-14-2012, 11:46 PM)cladking Wrote:

(01-14-2012, 11:30 PM)krystalshores Wrote: I love matching socks! I throw the mismatched that I can't find matches for in the trash. They really piss me off.

Don't do that!!!

No sock ever got truly lost. Oh sure if you take your clothes to the laundry it might not show up in the lost and found ever but they don't normally get lost in the washer/ dryer or in transit to them.

They get lost under the edge of the desk or under the hamper but they always find their way back into the laundry stream eventually. Just keep the loners in the backof the sockdrawer until you start running low on socks. Instead of buying more when you run low, dump them out and make pairs. I bet I've made 200 pairs in my life and have thrown away only six or ten loners. My loners are caused by me buying many matching pairs at a time. Then I throw them away one at a time as they wear out. This eventually leaves me a single sock.

All these mysteries are just an open book to me.

Fuck that, I only wear socks four or five times and take them to the cloths bin at the local church, from there I don't care where they end up.

I'm on my feet all day everyday and new socks are a foot saver.

Once the new sock feel is gone so are the socks.

(01-14-2012, 11:42 PM)Harvest Moon Wrote: Wow, interesting coming from the "person" who started a thread about "are you a victim" just a few days ago. Sounds like you are a victim of the universe. Oh poor me, I must deal with other human beings on a day to day basis. blah, blah, blah...

Cracker, Have you ever tried to spend two full days as a positive person? Not just online but in real life. I mean going over the top to be NICE to every person you encounter in the two day period. You might be surprised at how your outlook on life changes.

Enough said....

I'm not sure it's healthy not to have any pent up frustrations but I'll tell you another thing (even though you didn't ask). The Gods don't like complaints. If you complain about a sock getting lost you'll lose the other one as well (or throw it away). If you don't like arthritis in your left knee you'll get it in your right one too.

It's best to entreat the Gods to what you want so they can give it to you. But always remember to say thank you even if what you actually get is all wrong. If you need double sixes to win a game of backgammon then just ask for one six (He hates greedy people). If instead you throw double ones then just say thank you since it's a lot better than bamboo under the fingernails.

If you say thank you try to be sincere or you you might get the bamboo.

"The abomination of a God is a deceitful word."

(01-14-2012, 11:53 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Fuck that, I only wear socks four or five times and take them to the cloths bin at the local church, from there I don't care where they end up.

I'm on my feet all day everyday and new socks are a foot saver.

Once the new sock feel is gone so are the socks.

Very impressive. Everyone needs socks and a nice new pair will last a long time (if you don't throw them away).

I never noticed the "new sock feel" truth to tell. But then I don't buy them very often.

(01-14-2012, 11:42 PM)Harvest Moon Wrote:

(01-14-2012, 10:09 PM)Cracker Wrote: It is healthy to release pent-up frustration instead of showing up to work with a loaded weapon. I see so much that is wrong most days, most of it self-inflicted, that I feel the need to release it to the universe.

Wow, interesting coming from the "person" who started a thread about "are you a victim" just a few days ago. Sounds like you are a victim of the universe. Oh poor me, I must deal with other human beings on a day to day basis. blah, blah, blah...

Cracker, Have you ever tried to spend two full days as a positive person? Not just online but in real life. I mean going over the top to be NICE to every person you encounter in the two day period. You might be surprised at how your outlook on life changes.

Enough said....

High level dysfunction is as crippling as low level dysfunction.

Think: Dr. Theodore John "Ted" Kaczynski, PhD

and on the other end

Think: Username

Where the fuck is your compassion for your fellow man? you know the positive person that you just lectured cracker about?

(01-14-2012, 11:49 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Mock socks.

Ya' can't tell 'em from real socks.

You should see the belt I made. I got myself in a corner by swearing I'd never buy a piece of crap Calvin Klien fake belt again. I swore I'd wear a rope around my waste or get suspenders before those thieving bastards who make, sell, and finance things now got any of my money for a belt.

So I made a belt out of something about as thick as elephant hide that should last about 100 years. It looks pretty good really.

(01-14-2012, 12:39 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: She said her ass 'got away' from her, but calls others 'fat cows', and yet most of the chicks here, including Duchess, can't wait to sidle up to her and join her.

Don't most girls say that when they're about 16 and never really retract anything?

God bless 'em.

Clad:
So I made a belt out of something about as thick as elephant hide that should last about 100 years. It looks pretty good really.


what?

Ima, Besides kissing Cracker's ass, your point is ?????

(01-15-2012, 12:03 AM)IMaDick Wrote: High level dysfunction is as crippling as low level dysfunction.

Think: Dr. Theodore John "Ted" Kaczynski, PhD

and on the other end

Think: Username

Excuuuuuuuuuse me? I own you every freaking time. Try that shit with aussie; you might have a chance.

(01-15-2012, 12:12 AM)username Wrote:

(01-15-2012, 12:03 AM)IMaDick Wrote: High level dysfunction is as crippling as low level dysfunction.

Think: Dr. Theodore John "Ted" Kaczynski, PhD

and on the other end

Think: Username

Excuuuuuuuuuse me? I own you every freaking time. Try that shit with aussie; you might have a chance.

Own

You lose.

(01-15-2012, 12:12 AM)Harvest Moon Wrote: Ima, Besides kissing Cracker's ass, your point is ?????

If you didn't understand what I just posted,

stand beside username you are grouped together.

(01-15-2012, 12:10 AM)cladking Wrote:

(01-14-2012, 12:39 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: She said her ass 'got away' from her, but calls others 'fat cows', and yet most of the chicks here, including Duchess, can't wait to sidle up to her and join her.

Don't most girls say that when they're about 16 and never really retract anything?

God bless 'em.

Not, most girls only the insecure ones. Or the ones that are already fat at 16 who never really get over that fact.