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(01-18-2012, 07:05 PM)Cracker Wrote: Sooo, who would hump thekid? That feels wrong typing that, but you know what I mean...
Ya know why that feels wrong? Is cuz being a male, I would be doing the humping!
thekid65...never been humped, and doesnt plan on being humped.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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(01-18-2012, 07:08 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Ya know why that feels wrong? Is cuz being a male, I would be doing the humping!
thekid65...never been humped, and doesnt plan on being humped.
How do you feel about butt humping? ESAD is for it. user is against. How do you weigh in?
You can't answer the "who would hump thekid" question yourself. I was trying to get this out of the way while ramsey isn't at work...
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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Well said sweetheart...now, can I show you how to use that whip/cane properly?
I've been using a whip for 25 yrs...I could probably show you a thing or two.
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(01-18-2012, 07:14 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I've been using a whip for 25 yrs...I could probably show you a thing or two.
25 years, eh??? I'll cede to your knowledge on this one....
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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(01-18-2012, 07:13 PM)Cracker Wrote: How do you feel about butt humping? ESAD is for it. user is against. How do you weigh in?
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Not sure what your asking here...if it's "Does thekid65 wanna take it in the ass" the answer would be a resounding NO.
However, if you're asking "Does thekid65 like fucking a woman in the ass" then the answer would be:
Hell yeah, but only if she enjoys it too. It's no fun if only one is having fun.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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Now the first date won't be so awkward. Y'all can thank me later.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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Although, now that I've thought about it, if mark wahlberg wanted to show me his bits n' pieces, I wouldn't throw a rock at them. And I'm not talking about boogie nights bits n' pieces either, I'm talking about come into my bedroom amd strip down bigs n' pieces.
But he's not humping my ass. The end.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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Hahahaha.
Add LucyLynn to the Exit Only list.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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Please do. With much haste.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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I'm assuming you chicks with the 'anti butt-humping' stance have actually tried it?
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(01-18-2012, 08:28 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'm assuming you chicks with the 'anti butt-humping' stance have actually tried it?
Are you wanting to compare notes?
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Why any woman would even like it is a mystery can you say prostate?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(01-18-2012, 08:33 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: (01-18-2012, 08:28 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'm assuming you chicks with the 'anti butt-humping' stance have actually tried it?
Are you wanting to compare notes?
Sure. How'd you like it?
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(01-18-2012, 08:54 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: (01-18-2012, 08:33 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: (01-18-2012, 08:28 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'm assuming you chicks with the 'anti butt-humping' stance have actually tried it?
Are you wanting to compare notes?
Sure. How'd you like it?
I decided it wasn't for me. Yourself?
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(01-18-2012, 09:05 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: (01-18-2012, 08:54 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: (01-18-2012, 08:33 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: (01-18-2012, 08:28 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'm assuming you chicks with the 'anti butt-humping' stance have actually tried it?
Are you wanting to compare notes?
Sure. How'd you like it?
I decided it wasn't for me. Yourself?
Sure. I'm all for going down the hershey highway.
Most women are like you, though. One and done. No adventure.
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(01-18-2012, 09:20 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Sure. I'm all for going down the hershey highway.
Most women are like you, though. One and done. No adventure.
Gay homo.
You have not had sex with most women. I'm not sure why you pretend your midwestern cows are anything like the rest of us, but go ahead if it helps.
I'm sure most women wouldn't talk to you, much less let you poke them in the ass.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(01-18-2012, 09:32 PM)Cracker Wrote: (01-18-2012, 09:20 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Sure. I'm all for going down the hershey highway.
Most women are like you, though. One and done. No adventure.
Gay homo.
You have not had sex with most women. I'm not sure why you pretend your midwestern cows are anything like the rest of us, but go ahead if it helps.
I'm sure most women wouldn't talk to you, much less let you poke them in the ass.
I'm not sure where the Gay Homo tag has come from, but it sure is catching on.
I've actually only put it in one woman's butt, and she wasn't from the Midwest. It also took years of prodding and prodding  to finally convince her one night in a drunken stupor to give it a try.
She didn't care for it, either. That's why I said MOST women are like FuckedUp2, one and done.
My wife is not interested whatsoever.
I was simply saying that if a woman wanted to give it a whirl, I wouldn't say 'No'.
How 'bout take a chill pill, Cracks.
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