I don't really like chocolate, this would have been better if it was a philly cheese steak thread.

(02-09-2012, 02:42 PM)sally Wrote: I don't really like chocolate, this would have been better if it was a philly cheese steak thread.

According to little Willie thats what American chocolate taste like.

(02-09-2012, 01:09 PM)Maggot Wrote: I guess it is true that once you drink piss water it tastes like wine after awhile. Keep boiling that water and remember to strain it. Keep the iodine drops nearby and if it smells like sulpher it's probably good but boil it again. Remember be safe my little willie. Anytime you need a taste of real food take a swim across the pond. When you get to this side the oil and grease should be washed off by then. Remember good clean American food awaits.

I've been to septic land on several occassions and we were told not to touch the tap water ANYWHERE in the country, New York to Los Angeles. I can remember turning on the tap in some motels to be greeted with what I can only describe as liquid shit coming out. Also American cuisine is a world joke, if it wasn't for mass obesity American food would be unheard of outside of the states. You mess up different cuisines, don't know the fucking difference between sweet and savoury and insist on putting powdered sugar, salt and sprinkles on EVERYTHING.

Anyone that comes from a country that has spray on cheese needs to shut the fuck up about food, seriously.

I have well water.

(02-09-2012, 02:51 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I have well water.

me too. artesian. always clean and cold and tastes wonderfully pure.


probably full of dead squirrels.

(02-09-2012, 02:49 PM)Maggot Wrote: According to little Willie thats what American chocolate taste like.

Cheesey feet actually yapdog.

I only drink RO water and it doesn't matter what the source is, I have had an RO system for a long time, even when I had well water.

(02-09-2012, 02:54 PM)IMaDick Wrote: well water.

Even the fucking Romans had aqueducts.

Jesus Christ.

There is no well water to be had in merry ol england, the ground is contaminated from people pissing and shitting outside their doors and windows. Very sad and I really do pity them. Like I said in the other thread london looks good in snow. It covers all the rubbish and trash. There is a funny smell in the air, almost like a body odor smell, I think they learned that from the French.

since all the Easter crap is already in the stores, i got you a white chocolate bunny Maggot.

The fact septic land still has fucking well water just once again proves what a backward little pissant nation it is.

Try the metric system septics, feel free to join us in the base 10 counting 21^st century any time you yankee pricks feel able.

"Now how many hens teeth to the hog nose to I get for my two bits around here partner?"

(02-09-2012, 03:08 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: The fact septic land still has fucking well water just once again proves what a backward little pissant nation it is.

Try the metric system septics, feel free to join us in the base 10 counting 21^st century any time you yankee pricks feel able.

"Now how many hens teeth to the hog nose to I get for my two bits around here partner?"

Thats a big fail rubber ducky, 10-4

New Mexico 17.16 inhabitants per square mile

London 4542 inhabitants per square kilometre

UK , The United Kingdom's population in 2011 surpassed 62 million. Its overall population density is one of the highest in the world.

This is why you don't have wells and why aquaducts would be filled with crap in no time in your neck of the woods .

No we don't have wells and aqueducts because we discovered sewers and water filteration.

I would take the pepsi challenge of a clean glass of drinking water from the UK and septic land any day of the week.

(02-09-2012, 03:06 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: since all the Easter crap is already in the stores, i got you a white chocolate bunny Maggot.

Oh my god, did you see any Cadbury Creme Eggs? I get spastic for those things. hahaha, I can barely type, I'm so excited!

(02-09-2012, 03:28 PM)IMaDick Wrote: New Mexico 17.16 inhabitants per square mile

London 4542 inhabitants per square kilometre

UK , The United Kingdom's population in 2011 surpassed 62 million. Its overall population density is one of the highest in the world.

This is why you don't have wells and why aquaducts would be filled with crap in no time in your neck of the woods .

You're comparing one of the most sparsely populated states in the US to one of the biggest cities in the world. It's a meaningless comparison.

Reeses Peanut Butter egss.....I only eat Reeses this time of year b/c I love the eggs. I think it's b/c they're fresh, whereas regular cups have been mass produced and who knows how long they've been sitting on the slehves at your friendly Sheetz.

(02-09-2012, 03:40 PM)Smegma Wrote: Oh my god, did you see any Cadbury Creme Eggs? I get spastic for those things. hahaha, I can barely type, I'm so excited!

Ooooh, you know what else I like? Those malted milk balls that are speckled like eggs.

I never go down the candy aisle, I'll have to use iron willpower not to do so when those egg candies are there.

Thats the color of my pasty ass white skin right about now.