She just turned 13.

(02-10-2012, 01:54 PM)username Wrote: She just turned 13.

all i can say is "bless you"...my two dtrs (age 26 & 28) are awesome but drove me nuts in their teen years. fasten your seat belt for a rocky couple of yrs ahead- or hopefully not as stressful as my 3 were...we used to tell our friends that there was a lot of drugs, sex and rock n' roll going on but damn it, we weren't getting any of it! (just kidding) any way, today they are all professionals, funny and good people...thank god all seem happy at least i hope and pray they are.

my best friend has a 13 yr old dtr and is driving her crazy. i told her to just keep telling yourself that she will be her best friend one day.

i remember having to drag my dtrs up to the local bath and body works to see the mgr ...to make (my dtrs) apologize for shoplifting stuff i found in their room...and the time the sheriff called me in the middle of the night and said they were off with a guy with only his learners permit and when i flipped out at them, they said "he wasn't as drunk as the other guys with a license"...such joyous memories...so glad over...have to admit it was also a lot of fun but wouldn't go back through it for the world.

I don't miss the stupid 'Hey Duchess, it's Friday!" threads, but I kind of miss Ramsey. Last she posted, she was going to Georgia for her brother's surgery. Has anyone heard anything?

(02-10-2012, 01:54 PM)username Wrote: She just turned 13.

Is dad doing something with the boy? I think it is great you are giving the twins separate experiences for their birthday.

Post with your phone when you get really pissed off. haha

I am supposed to be going to a friend's house for dinner later, but once the pants come off it is really hard to put them back on and leave the house.

(02-10-2012, 06:44 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(02-10-2012, 01:54 PM)username Wrote: She just turned 13.

Is dad doing something with the boy? I think it is great you are giving the twins separate experiences for their birthday.

Post with your phone when you get really pissed off. haha

I am supposed to be going to a friend's house for dinner later, but once the pants come off it is really hard to put them back on and leave the house.

Thanks! It's not happening tomorrow but yeah, my husband doesn't know it yet but some time in the next few weeks he'll be taking my son and some friends to a "lockdown" (overnighter) at an indoor skate park. Hell, come to think of it, I might do that one because you don't have to stay with them. I'll get a nice hotel somewhere nearby...

We've been doing separate parties since they were about 7. I don't know if I posted it here but this year, I actually sent them to different middle schools (by choice, *gasp*). It's been a PITA but they wanted it and I saw some benefits in sending them each to the particular school that they're at.

The shit we do for our kids.

(02-10-2012, 02:10 PM)pspence Wrote:

(02-10-2012, 01:54 PM)username Wrote: She just turned 13.

fasten your seat belt for a rocky couple of yrs ahead- or hopefully not..

I have a feeling it's going to be rocky!

We're at the hotel. I bet we'll get kicked out. 5 tween/teenage girls just can't be quiet.

I discovered when I checked in they serve some complimentary cocktails in the bar starting at 5:30p.m. Hmmmmmmm.

I brought my laptop; I expect some entertainment from you hookers and grumpy old men.

(02-11-2012, 07:26 PM)username Wrote: I discovered when I checked in they serve some complimentary cocktails in the bar starting at 5:30p.m. Hmmmmmmm.

If it's anything like the Embassy or Homewood Suites then you'll probally get free breakfast too. Not the crappy continental breakfast with the 10 year old apple danish and do it yourself waffles, but a real one with eggs and bacon .

(02-11-2012, 07:42 PM)sally Wrote: If it's anything like the Embassy or Homewood Suites then you'll probally get free breakfast too. Not the crappy continental breakfast with the 10 year old apple danish and do it yourself waffles, but a real one with eggs and bacon .

Embassy Suites and yep, breakfast from 7:30 to 10:30a.m. Yum!! This isn't too bad--more boring than anything else. We have a suite with 2 bedrooms and a big living area with a pull out couch. I took one bedroom and the girls can have the rest.

They're in the other room playing on another laptop--probably watching porn.

What city and what room number user?

(02-11-2012, 07:55 PM)username Wrote: They're in the other room playing on another laptop--probably watching porn.

Or reading Mock.

Embassy bars usually have a good happy hour too; used to stay at them on business. Have fun...

(02-11-2012, 08:10 PM)IMaDick Wrote: What city and what room number user?

You wanna come keep me company?

The Embassy is a great if you have kids with you. You can't beat the free drinks and you don't have to worry about stopping somewhere in the morning to feed them all. They also have the in room movies which is nice, you just have to make sure they don't order Blondes and black cocks.

(02-11-2012, 08:22 PM)username Wrote:

(02-11-2012, 08:10 PM)IMaDick Wrote: What city and what room number user?

You wanna come keep me company?

Naw, I just was wondering if you have had enough free drinks to tell me.

Are you going to prank the girls? I would scare the shit out of them at least once.

(02-11-2012, 10:28 PM)Cracker Wrote: Are you going to prank the girls? I would scare the shit out of them at least once.

Good idea! Suggestions?

We went to a restaurant to have dinner and the girls were waiting outside while we waited for a table. I decided to get a glass of wine at the bar while we waited and I got hit on by a fat, engaged, drunk. Lucky me.

The restaurant took too long. We're back at the hotel waiting for pizza to get delivered.

Maybe I should start a blog.

(02-11-2012, 11:16 PM)username Wrote: Good idea! Suggestions?

You are kinda limited in a hotel, and you don't want to give anyone a lifelong phobia...

1.) Wakeup call to their line at 6 AM.

2.) Good ol' fashioned hide and pop out to scare them.

3.) Order something to be delivered to the room and when you answer the door, tell them one of their parents are there to pick them up because of what they posted on Facebook.

4.) Tell them you saw Justin Beiber at the bar or hotel pool.

5.) Hide all the towels.

6.) Tell them you saw a bedbug.

7.) Pretend you lost your credit card and can't pay for the room in the morning so they will all have to sneak out.

Those are just off the top of my head. If I were there, I would be able to think up a few more as I was slipping Benadryl in their cokes.

I'm going to do at least the Justin Beiber thing. I might tell them when they're in the pool that the hotel just discovered a skin eating ameoba in the water.

Or tell them you heard the desk clerks talking about someone pooping in the pool and how they have to drain it on Sunday. haha

Just call them and tell them the office just called and told you to stay in your rooms because a homicide victim escaped from the morgue and is running around the motel some place.