(12-04-2011, 01:00 PM)sally Wrote: There is a McDonalds with a bowling alley here? Wait untill I tell my son about that, he's a bowling fanatic. He's at a tournament right now for the Junior Gold.

We have a Mobil gas station and a McDonalds connected here. It begs for one of those stupid signs "Eat here and get gas"

(12-04-2011, 01:00 PM)sally Wrote: There is a McDonalds with a bowling alley here? Wait untill I tell my son about that, he's a bowling fanatic. He's at a tournament right now for the Junior Gold.

Check out the one on Sand Lake road that looks like a big french fry box. They had a couple lanes (electronic ones, I think). Don't get the pizza, it sucked.

Anyone ever hear of Haines city?

(12-04-2011, 01:22 PM)Maggot Wrote: Anyone ever hear of Haines city?

Do they make the underwear there??

Dont miff me! Or get subcutaneous!

(12-04-2011, 12:45 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I think LC dreamed about me last night.

in your dreams.


am i still supposed to wedge my humongous monstrous ass into santa's sleigh and come see you?

Dick has been very flirty/affectionate with you lately & now he's thinking about your breasts...that's just an observation.

(12-04-2011, 06:04 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Dick has been very flirty/affectionate with you lately & now he's thinking about your breasts...that's just an observation.

well getting back to ME,
i have huge non-silicone bazoongas. he can't help himself.
plus i have handcuffs and a taser, he is just overwhelmed with lust.

I would like to have a taser. Is there any way to use that in an unobtrusive manner? I think it would be a hoot to give anonymous strangers a lil' jolt as I passed behind them.

I wouldn't use it on just anyone...they would have to have some kind of character defect like being loud & looking like a slob or a parent belittling their children, people of that nature. I'd be selective.

(12-04-2011, 07:19 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I would like to have a taser. Is there any way to use that in an unobtrusive manner?

Cattle prod.

Are you all talking about ME again? Geez, Can I get a break around here, Mockstas. Duch, I call those granny hairs. That's what I tell my mom.

(12-04-2011, 07:36 PM)JsMom Wrote: Duch, I call those granny hairs.

You're the first person I would select.

Well damn! I just tried to help make you feel better about the stashe.

It's invisible to the naked eye. Cracker was right *nods*, it was a shadow from my nose, now I think my nose is humongous & my nostrils look like caves. I should have had my phone pointing down and not up.

Don't them damn shadows just piss you right off?

moi?

WHITNEY DEAD THREAD...it's about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

beautiful racehorse thread....it's about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE







emergency meeting in secret room.

(02-15-2012, 05:06 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: beautiful racehorse thread....it's about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I have to admit I was a little thrown by the sex talk in the racehorse thread.

(02-15-2012, 05:24 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(02-15-2012, 05:06 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: beautiful racehorse thread....it's about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I have to admit I was a little thrown by the sex talk in the racehorse thread.

Shut the Fuck Up!

If you hadn't mentioned that the goddammed horse had an Arabian head, aussiefriend wouldn't have thought about sex. You know she craves the sand niggers!