(02-19-2012, 11:07 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I guess I could take a pathetic picture of myself in the mirror

(02-19-2012, 11:07 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I don't even have a camera for my computer.

Even the most bog standard laptop has got a webcam built into it, time to upgrade fucknut.

(02-20-2012, 03:16 AM)Nickdaflameperson Wrote: Am I the only one here , not knowing how to play a guitar?

Nope. I can't play either.

Every time I see this thread title, I think, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud."

I can't play either, but my oldest is teaching himself how to play, he has a Stratocaster and an acoustic. He watches clips on the internet for finger placement and has taught himself how to play the opening riff to Stairway to Heaven, Diseased by Seether, Fade to Black by Metallica and is working on the Devil went down to Georgia right now. He doesn't want lessons, I've offered them up to him several times. His father, the festering douche he is, is quite a good guitar player so he gets it from him. I can't sing, dance or play guitar.

I'm not musically inclined at all, the only thing I can play is the skin flute.

(02-22-2012, 05:36 PM)sally Wrote: I'm not musically inclined at all, the only thing I can play is the skin flute.

BAHAHAHA!!!!

(02-21-2012, 12:23 PM)Cracker Wrote: Every time I see this thread title, I think, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud."

For Cracker, great song:


This tread title always makes me think of Pink Floyd, "Hey You". Another great one that we won't ever hear Dick or Maggot attempt because they don't have adequate "equipment".

(02-22-2012, 05:36 PM)sally Wrote: I'm not musically inclined at all, the only thing I can play is the skin flute.

Sally, I know you say things like this for Mock's male ahem... 'members', and we sure do appreciate it!!

(02-23-2012, 06:32 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(02-22-2012, 05:36 PM)sally Wrote: I'm not musically inclined at all, the only thing I can play is the skin flute.

Sally, I know you say things like this for Mock's male ahem... 'members', and we sure do appreciate it!!

I said it to be silly. Believe it or not I didn't have your grey hair encased genitals in mind at the time.

Do you want the fast version or the slow one? Duchess my love.

(02-23-2012, 08:25 PM)Maggot Wrote: Do you want the fast version or the slow one? Duchess my love.

Ooooooo! Slooooooow.

(02-23-2012, 08:26 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(02-23-2012, 08:25 PM)Maggot Wrote: Do you want the fast version or the slow one? Duchess my love.

Ooooooo! Slooooooow.

OK..... heres the thing the fast one is under 3 min that fits in my little recorder that I can stick on photobucket , the slow one is like 6 min and I am picking up more memory at Staples Saturday. I will try to post both versions Saturday afternoon. Hows that my pet?

That's awesome!

Am I dying? Why are you being nice to me?

(02-23-2012, 08:36 PM)Duchess Wrote:

That's awesome!

Am I dying? Why are you being nice to me?

I just picked you. Because.............

That and HOTD gave me a guilt complex..........bitch!

You used to write me charming little stories about dancers & talk lolcat to me. Then you told me to STFU & broke my heart.

What are your thoughts on "butter"?

Butter is good & margarine is the devil, even bugs don't want it.

(02-23-2012, 08:12 PM)sally Wrote:

(02-23-2012, 06:32 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(02-22-2012, 05:36 PM)sally Wrote: I'm not musically inclined at all, the only thing I can play is the skin flute.

Sally, I know you say things like this for Mock's male ahem... 'members', and we sure do appreciate it!!

I said it to be silly. Believe it or not I didn't have your grey hair encased genitals in mind at the time.

In my case, the carpeting does NOT match the drapes.

And, BTW, I thought you said it more for Dick, TheKid and OP's benefit than mine.