(02-24-2012, 09:56 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Hello Adub.

Love it when the news makes me laugh out loud.

IT SMELLED LIKE SHIT!

A small package wrapped in butcher paper and sealed with tape found in the Fresno IRS mail room today contains feces, Fresno Fire Department spokeswoman Terri Meiss confirmed.
An IRS inspector noticed a suspicious package shortly before 1 p.m., Meiss said. The package contained old pictures and other items with a musty odor and a smaller package that smelled like feces.
The Fresno Police bomb squad confirmed shortly before 4 p.m. that the package contained some type of feces. The Fresno Fire Department's hazardous materials, health officials and FBI representatives are at the IRS office on East Butler Avenue.

Read more here: http://www.fresnobee.com/2012/02/24/2735...rylink=cpy

(02-18-2012, 10:07 PM)IMaDick Wrote: You may want to reconsider having me DIAF

_____________________________GO FOR IT DICK

(02-24-2012, 10:53 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote:

(02-18-2012, 10:07 PM)IMaDick Wrote: You may want to reconsider having me DIAF

___________________________GO FOR IT DICK

I stole that DIAF from Duchess. She likes me She gives me special attention all the time. Makes me feel all giddy inside. Lady cops likes me too. Makes me feel so special.

(02-24-2012, 10:59 PM)Adub Wrote:

(02-24-2012, 10:53 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote:

(02-18-2012, 10:07 PM)IMaDick Wrote: You may want to reconsider having me DIAF

___________________________GO FOR IT DICK

I stole that DIAF from Duchess. She likes me She gives me special attention all the time. Makes me feel all giddy inside. Lady cops likes me too. Makes me feel so special.

Hi Adub,

Dick is to Mock what Dr. Zachary Smith was to Lost in Space. Maybe he will do some grilling this weekend.

Hi Zero, I much admire your skills. I'm too lazily distracted to do much of anything. Someday, though, I will master it all, without even having to think. Maybe tomorrow.

You dress like a man, don't you Adub. That's how I picture you. I bet you have a flannel shirt and work boots. And I bet you read Tom Robbins books.

Thanks Adub, If you enjoy it, then it's easy and it becomes fun. The beauty of a hobby is that it never feels like work.

(02-24-2012, 10:59 PM)Adub Wrote: I stole that DIAF from Duchess. She likes me She gives me special attention all the time. Makes me feel all giddy inside.

I detect sarcasm.

(02-25-2012, 01:05 AM)Cracker Wrote: You dress like a man, don't you Adub. That's how I picture you. I bet you have a flannel shirt and work boots. And I bet you read Tom Robbins books.

I broke my ankle last summer. 9 months later and I still can't wear heals. But yea, no workboots and no birkenstocks. But I'm not too picky. My daughter got me awesome trenchcoat from Banana Republic for Christmas. It fits like it was made for me. Because I am 5'2'' and 110 lbs (moo) it's difficult to actually find clothes that fit well. A pair of dark jeans, a sweater over a tee and my trenchcoat and I'm good to go. Maybe I should try the little boys department...

hmmmm...is ADUB a phonetic spelling of BUDDHA backwards? this could be a clue!

(02-25-2012, 10:29 AM)Adub Wrote: Maybe I should try the little boys department...

Please don't date outside your age group. Thanks.

I forgot you live in Cali. Of course dark jean and tight t-shirt.

What do you read Adub? Are you Catholic? I figured it was okay to ask because you shared your weight.

I think Adub is initials. I bet her name is Alice.

I do read, constantly. I'm never without a book. Right now I'm reading Jodi Piccoult, Keeping Faith. I like her books, a lot. Before that I read Ian McEwan, Atonement. Before that it was Cormac McCarthy, No Country For Old Men. And the list goes on and on. I get my books at thrift stores.

I was raised in the LDS church. My mom was a convert, as was I. I pretty much stopped going to church after my divorce. It was awkward.

She's a twin. or a copy.

She's an asshole, but I can't help but like her. hahaha

(02-25-2012, 02:39 PM)IMaDick Wrote: She's a twin.

I didn't think about that. Maybe.

Adub, are you a twin? Oh fuck, is there another one?

(02-25-2012, 10:29 AM)Adub Wrote: I am 5'2'' and 110 lbs

I have handbags bigger than you, you're only about the size of my balls.

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Adub has 1000 posts! YAY!

NM, too gross. Sorry, Duchess. haha

Adub, are you in a shell?

Good morning, Adub.

If you can't see my lovely bouquet, you can't see this either ---->