(02-27-2012, 01:22 AM)IMaDick Wrote:

(02-27-2012, 12:05 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I stand by my previous statement.

Which makes you dumber than I previously thought.

My dear, you are not qualified to even aspire to make such claims, if I had my way you would not be allowed to vote. I don't think it's safe.

(02-27-2012, 03:41 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(02-27-2012, 01:22 AM)IMaDick Wrote:

(02-27-2012, 12:05 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I stand by my previous statement.

Which makes you dumber than I previously thought.

My dear, you are not qualified to even aspire to make such claims, if I had my way you would not be allowed to vote. I don't think it's safe.

If you had it your way everyone would dance like a chicken.

It will be amazing if this cabin remodel comes together. My husband is doing pretty much everything online/by email. I haven't even seen the place in over a year. He keeps sending me pictures like this...WTF? I can't pick out colors if they're two feet in front of me much less online. The first is a granite countertop, the next is slate flooring for the bathrooms/laundry room.











I keep shoving it back to him...if it all comes together, he gets all the credit. If not, I get none of the blame!!

That made my heart race just looking at that. I think what he is doing is so much fun, more fun than shopping, more fun than sex, no exaggeration. I'd be stuck so far up his ass it would take one on each of my legs to pull me out!

Post all the pix he sends you...please.

Hahaha!

I'll look around for some of the others. I did save him from making one big mistake. He was trying to do a yellow paint in the kitchen (we all know how hard it is to find a good yellow)...I went to the paint store and he'd picked something that was bright, lemon yellow. Nonononono. I found a soft tan instead. Phew. Our wood floors are called tobacco. He's getting oil rubbed bronze for all the hardware. I hope it's going to be done by early summer!

^^^ empty head?

I have the dark slate downstairs in a bathroom. Loves it.

indeed

Tampa

That's hilarious!

I hate the fucking spring time wind out of the south.

This ends up in my yard.

Dick, are your winds the Santa Ana? my brother used to tell me about them. (he lived in CA.)

We get santa annas here but later in the summer when the winds change and come more from the southwest.

These winds are almost directly from the south, they happen every year when the lows are further north of here and our temps start to rise above 70 in the daytime.

I'm eating healthy again. No more Cokes and Candy. It sucks balls.

FFS, someone with a Ph.D just asked me if my boy/girl twins are identical.




I'm asked that question more often than you would think but I at least expect a doctor to know better. Jesus.

I hated that shit. It's like "Do they fucking look identical"? Or when people ask are they girls/boys and they are clearly dressed in green and blue. WTF?

My cousin has identical twin girls and she got so sick of people asking her what the sex was (while they are dressed in pink and purple) and if they were identical she had a shirt made up that said something like "Identical twin GIRLS, now SHUT UP" or something. It drives her crazy. My kids are 4 years apart and when they were little, and we'd be in a restaraunt or something, a lot of people asked me if they were twins. Fuckin idiots.

(02-29-2012, 03:19 PM)JsMom Wrote: I hated that shit. It's like "Do they fucking look identical"? Or when people ask are they girls/boys and they are clearly dressed in green and blue. WTF?

It's not that exactly. Boy/girls can't be identical because one has a penis, the other a vagina.

(02-29-2012, 03:19 PM)JsMom Wrote: Or when people ask are they girls/boys and they are clearly dressed in green and blue. WTF?

Green and Blue are boy colors, ONLY? Holy shit! That's why the BNLs won't buy a Real Green Dress (it's Canadian cruel to dress a woman in man's colors).

(02-29-2012, 03:57 PM)username Wrote:

(02-29-2012, 03:19 PM)JsMom Wrote: I hated that shit. It's like "Do they fucking look identical"? Or when people ask are they girls/boys and they are clearly dressed in green and blue. WTF?

It's not that exactly. Boy/girls can't be identical because one has a penis, the other a vagina.

well yah. I was talking about my situation.