Shit, shit, shit, ugh.

Shit.

(03-03-2012, 01:06 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(03-02-2012, 08:54 AM)crash Wrote: The US vernacular is puzzling at times... take a shit? Who the fuck are you taking it from? It's up your ass; I'm pretty sure it's yours! Maybe because it's so uncool to give a shit in the states this is where it came from...

I don't take a shit, I have a shit... once a day, first thing in the morning

You should eliminate as many times as you eat.

Are you saving poo for a rainy day?

So THAT's why Cracker doesn't post from work. She is too busy in the crapper. Eat breakfast at home, poop at work. Eat lunch, poop at work, have a snack, poop at work. I bet you are the one in the office that everyone says if she is in the ladies room GET OUT. She's gonna blow it up!

They had to take Cracker aside and have a little talk to her about pooping at work, she was stinking the whole building up.

This is the thread I meant to post in. Fucking hell.

ramsey and sally double-whammy.

You know I don't poop at work. Let's not even pretend. I wish other people would follow my mandate.

I guess I won't bother explaining about the digestive process to the insta-poop tards. Maybe rice cakes and processed crap go right through you, but natural foods need a little time to digest properly.

(03-04-2012, 03:58 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I bet you are the one in the office

I bet I have my own office and work in an environment that doesn't tolerate stupidity. You wouldn't like it.

Just get your Internet hooked up at home?

(03-04-2012, 05:08 PM)Cracker Wrote: ramsey and sally double-whammy.