(03-10-2012, 08:59 PM)Cracker Wrote: How often are you supposed to change the oil in lawn mowers? I have a Murray riding mower and I just add oil when it sounds like it needs it. Is that bad?

Do you have a feature that tells you how many hours it's been used? You might have to check a filter too.

Yes, Cracker, using an engine with little to no oil is bad, very bad. That motor needs oil like your vehicle does, clean oil.

You should put new oil in your mower every year.

And don't forget riders have a gear box that has oil in it also.

I'm embarrassed for you, people with adam's apples should know this shit.

If it goes Ting-a-ka-ting ting ting a-ka-ting you need oil.

I have had it for ten years. hahahaha Good mower, I guess. Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!

I do keep oil in it Duchess, just not fresh oil. I don't know where the drain plug is, but I guess I'll find it tomorrow.

Hey Duchess, I made your troll cry.

If that isn't a chick, he is the biggest puss on the Internet. If it is a chick, she's fucking retarded.

(03-10-2012, 09:07 PM)Cracker Wrote: I don't know where the drain plug is, but I guess I'll find it tomorrow.

Strangely enough, they usually always put them somewhere near the lowest point of the crankcase...

(03-10-2012, 09:11 PM)crash Wrote:

(03-10-2012, 09:07 PM)Cracker Wrote: I don't know where the drain plug is, but I guess I'll find it tomorrow.

Strangely enough, they usually always put them somewhere near the lowest point of the crankcase...

Crash, you're talking to cracker, He,She,it,whatever is the master of low places.

(03-10-2012, 09:11 PM)crash Wrote: Strangely enough, they usually always put them somewhere near the lowest point of the crankcase...

Thanks, bush pirate. Butt pirate. Whatever.

(03-10-2012, 09:13 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Crash, you're talking to cracker, He,She,it,whatever is the master of low places.

I am the master of Ivory Towers. I do low places if I have to or if the beer is cheap and the food is good.


I'll change the oil tomorrow. If the mower breaks after that, I am blaming you fuckers.

(03-10-2012, 09:07 PM)Cracker Wrote: Hey Duchess, I made your troll cry.

Why do you call her my troll?

I haven't trolled in quite awhile & I haven't been promoting Mock anywhere.

We are all yours, My Duchess. Don't pretend you don't know us.

(03-10-2012, 09:18 PM)Cracker Wrote: We are all yours, My Duchess. Don't pretend you don't know us.

Brush your teeth and your tongue and gargle with listerine, don't kiss any of your kids until after you do.

Dickie do...It's a fuckin' dumpster, remember? Are you that damn old you forgot what was said the other damn day? Welfare? Seriously? I work for a living!

(03-10-2012, 09:18 PM)Cracker Wrote: We are all yours, My Duchess.

I had to come back & read this again this morning.

I put my tiara on & I think your post is profound.

I need a scepter.

The Winter That Never Was continues in the Twin Cities starting tomorrow.

Keep in mind that our average highs and lows for March 14-18 are 40/24F.

Here are the forecasted high temps for those dates: 72,68,72,73 and 73.

It's fucking bizarre!

We also hit 62 in January this year.

If the Twin Cities tops 74F tomorrow it will be the earliest date ever on record that 74F has been surpassed.

There's been virtually no snow, and we've had 3 days of below zero low temps (there's normally 26-30 per year).

(03-10-2012, 10:23 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: holy shit it's a whiteout outside! i just took these pics from my bedroom window, but they don't do it justice. it looks like a blizzard at the moment!

see that?? see that fucking blizzard?? that was a couple days ago! and now it's going to be in the 60s all week. i am as confused as the plants!

It's 60 and sunny out right now. Someone turned the AC on and the vent in here is stuck open so I'm freezing. Who the fuck turns the AC on when it's 60 out? Our windows open...OPEN ONE.

It's 80 degrees, a beautiful day, all my windows are open, I can hear the birds & horses whinnying, every now and then a goose honks. I hope we don't go straight into summer weather with no spring, I'd rather not turn the air on.

NOOOOOOO NOT YET!! this is just wrong!

With the mercury today nearing 90 degrees, scientists are saying an out-of-whack jet stream — possibly the result of solar flares or melting ice caps — is the reason why ski resorts are closing early and New Englanders are stripping down and donning bathing suits.

The pollen count has set records in GA this year. It has been over 9000 a couple days this week. I sound like Janice Joplin.

I love talking about the weather.

Not really, but this March has been really attention-getting. It's 67F again here today, the coolest high temp we've had in the past week.

The average high for today is still just 44F. It's really fucking crazy.

I was wondering if the increased solar activity had anything to do with jet stream moving so far north, so early in the season.

We don't have a high temp forecasted cooler than 60F until next Wednesday. More 60's and 70's until then.