(03-10-2012, 09:10 PM)Cracker Wrote: Dick, if you are going to piggyback on my posts, please use the best grammar you can muster.

If you're going to post inaccurate information to our beloved Maggot, fuck off.

(03-10-2012, 09:12 PM)IMaDick Wrote: our beloved Maggot

Aww, you big marshmallow.

This gives "tag team" a new definition. Besides one of Sallys websites.

(03-10-2012, 09:17 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(03-10-2012, 09:12 PM)IMaDick Wrote: our beloved Maggot

Aww, you big marshmallow.

Yep, Maggot and me are Bro's.

So I did my friend a favor today. Worked my ass off for four hours kind of favor. I didn't want gratitude or even thanks, but she said this, "Jesus is watching out for me! He sent me an angel to help!"

It kinda offended me. Jesus didn't get off his ass and do her the favor. Jesus didn't ask me to do it and tell me he owes me one. Jesus didn't even drop by.

I just wanted to remind you religious nuts that your God-bothering is annoying to the rest of us.

(03-10-2012, 09:23 PM)Cracker Wrote: So I did my friend a favor today. Worked my ass off for four hours kind of favor. I didn't want gratitude or even thanks, but she said this, "Jesus is watching out for me! He sent me an angel to help!"

It kinda offended me. Jesus didn't get off his ass and do her the favor. Jesus didn't ask me to do and tell me he owes me one. Jesus didn't even drop by.

I just wanted to remind you religious nuts that your God-bothering is annoying to the rest of us.

I should warn you but I won't, Forgive me Father for I failed to warn the heathen.

Jesus saw you taking a dump at work.

Bwahahahahahahaha!

Didn't happen. But I guess if you are going to make up myths, you might as well go all the way.

It was a mighty dump, with two heads and the Wrath of Corn.

(03-10-2012, 09:21 PM)Maggot Wrote: This gives "tag team" a new definition. Besides one of Sallys websites.

I'm sensing some hostility from you, Maggot. You stupid old fuck!

(03-10-2012, 09:31 PM)sally Wrote:

(03-10-2012, 09:21 PM)Maggot Wrote: This gives "tag team" a new definition. Besides one of Sallys websites.

I'm sensing some hostility from you, Maggot. You stupid old fuck!

Baby Jesus watches you watch porn Sally.

(03-10-2012, 09:43 PM)Maggot Wrote:

(03-10-2012, 09:31 PM)sally Wrote:

(03-10-2012, 09:21 PM)Maggot Wrote: This gives "tag team" a new definition. Besides one of Sallys websites.

I'm sensing some hostility from you, Maggot. You stupid old fuck!

Baby Jesus watches you watch porn Sally.

Seeing that I'm a female, I'm willing to bet that you watch way more porn than me. I bet Christ himself would be surprised at your stash.

(03-10-2012, 09:52 PM)sally Wrote:

(03-10-2012, 09:43 PM)Maggot Wrote:

(03-10-2012, 09:31 PM)sally Wrote:

(03-10-2012, 09:21 PM)Maggot Wrote: This gives "tag team" a new definition. Besides one of Sallys websites.

I'm sensing some hostility from you, Maggot. You stupid old fuck!

Baby Jesus watches you watch porn Sally.

Seeing that I'm a female, I'm willing to bet that you watch way more porn than me. I bet Christ himself would be surprised at your stash.

He guideth my fingers and showeth me the way.

I am feeling ducky tonight. I better go to bed.

Maggot, do the clock thing tonight so you can make it to church tomorrow. You have some explaining to do.

(03-10-2012, 08:34 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(03-10-2012, 01:30 PM)JsMom Wrote: He's not into History much but he might enjoy a History museum.

You dumbass. ALL museums are historical in nature. Anything current is on the fucking news. Jesus.

Natural History museums are for dinosaurs and old cars and spaceships and other science stuff.

I can't believe I had to explain a fucking museum.

I can't believe you really thought you "had" to explain a museum to me. Fuck off you (gay gay chick). Go read a fuckin' book for something. Buzz Kill...

On that religious vein...there is a woman whose daughter attends the same school as one of my daughters, they live on the same road as us as well. She went through a particularly messy divorce a couple years ago and somehow I ended up being her listening ear. She is a mad, card carrying, religious freakball. She has pushed her religion on me numerous times and I've always set h er straight that there is no God in my world.

Anyways...to cut a long story short, the listening ear thing has extended to all the gory details of her recently resumed sex life. She can't tell all her churchy pals because they'd be mortified obviously, but she obviously thinks these secrets are too wicked too keep. This has now graduated to fucking a different guy every other week as well as the junkies side of things like fudging, golden showers and the latest one, a spit roast. Its like the inner slut has been released. At first I tried subtle hints that I didn't really need to hear all this shit, then tried subject changes, to avoiding her to the mlast time wher I was just plain rude...inferring that I thought she was a hypocritical whore.

She seemed to giggle and reply that saying sorry on Sunday more or less gave her a free pass for her behavior. Now I'm not one to dictate how anyone should conduct their life; she can shag herself silly for all I care, but it makes me giggle how she justifies this to Her 'God' now that she can't control the urges anymore..

i wonder if she needed the clothes or was going to try to sell them. sad.

NYPost

A Staten Island woman who climbed into a clothing drop box suffocated and died inside after the box’s metal door closed on her head and trapped her yesterday, cops said.

Melissa Mazzeo, 51, crawled into the large metal box in Sunnyside at about noon — in an apparent attempt to steal the donated clothing.

Mazzeo was caught in the box’s opening when the door swung shut on her head as she tried to climb out, cops said.

She died with her head outside the box and her body still inside.

Are you hot, crash? Or do you look "safe"? Because I can't figure out why a grown woman would tell you about her grossness.

I swear, if someone put poop on me (including monkeys in the zoo) I would become violent. That is effen nasty.

I was traumatized changing diapers. That little bit of poo was only tempered by deep love.

I could never be a nurse.

WTF?? Somebody took my Chapstick from my cubbie at the gym

(03-11-2012, 02:47 PM)username Wrote: WTF?? Somebody took my Chapstick from my cubbie at the gym

Check you other set of lips, maybe they just borrowed it?